Zombie Table Place Mats
LOL, they list these Table Place Mats as “Halloween”… HA! Who are you kidding? These Zombie Place Mats are ALL YEAR ROUND! Great Place Mats that’s Ideal for any Undead Home. Decorate your Table with Lurking Zombies Rising out of the Horizon… Makes Eating Brains all the Better. Right? 12.5″ x 18.5” Wide, these are 100% High Quality Polyester Canvas Duck Fabric with Hand Sewn Edges… Now, where are my Blood and Guts?
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Zombie Ring Holder
Nice Box you have there… What’s ya keep in it? BRAINSSSSSSSSS! LOL This little Trinket Box is Adorable. Look at the little Zombie Head. AWWWWW! It’s the Perfect Small Size to keep a Ring in… You know, like a…
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Derp Halloween Zombie Mask
Okay, this Costume Cracks me up… It really does look like the Derp Meme… Just look at that Zombie Face. HA! It’s a Halloween Zombie Mask that fits only Half a Head. Slid it over your Noggin (Keeps your…
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Zombie Toilet Paper Holder
Damn it! You can’t even take a POOP without Zombies trying to get you! HA! And with this Creepy Ass Zombie Toilet Paper Holder, it’s looking to Bite your Hand every time you reach for a Wipe. 7.5″ High,…
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Zombie Speed Cube Puzzle
Fun, Colorful, and ZOMBIE!!! It’s a Cube Puzzle that’s the Coolest Puzzle yet. Featuring Crazy, Zombie Heads in a Great, 8 Piece, Smooth Sliding Puzzles that will leave you UNDEAD for Hours. With Fantastic Faces in Multiple Colors, you…
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Father’s Day Zombie Survival Kit
Father’s Day is coming (June 18th, 2017), so all those UNDEAD DADS, Zombie Lovers, Walking Dead Fans, get them a Gift Basket, a Survival Kit they’ll sure Appreciate. A Father’s Day Survival Kit filled with Brain Food; Protein; TNT;…
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Wooden Smiley Face Zombie Bracelet
Ok. How Fun. Zombie Bracelet(s)… Smiley Face Zombies (aren’t they always Happy to Eat you?), Handmade using Wood; Lignum Vitae, Maple, Ebony, Iroko, Beads… To Form a Bracelet Ideal for any Zombie Lover, Walking Dead Fan, iBrain Zombie… You…
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Zombie Rubber Ducks
HA! These Crazy Eyed Rubber Duckies are Great! Featuring a set of 4 Ducks, all Different ZOMBIE Designs, they are made out of Rubber and Kids and Adults will LOVE them! In fact, I know a 36 Year Old…
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Zombie Biter Bottle Opener
NOM NOM NOM! It’s a Zombie. It’s Hungry. It wants a Bite of your Brew. For it’s a Fun Loving Zombie Bottle Opener, that will Liven up (Or Undead up) the Kitchen, Den, or Pantry. HA! Nail this Zombie…
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