Zombie Table Place Mats
LOL, they list these Table Place Mats as “Halloween”… HA! Who are you kidding? These Zombie Place Mats are ALL YEAR ROUND! Great Place Mats that’s Ideal for any Undead Home. Decorate your Table with Lurking Zombies Rising out of the Horizon… Makes Eating Brains all the Better. Right? 12.5″ x 18.5” Wide, these are 100% High Quality Polyester Canvas Duck Fabric with Hand Sewn Edges… Now, where are my Blood and Guts?
via Amazon #Ad
-
Zombie Jelly Workshop
Nice… Peanut Butter and Zombie Jelly anyone? HA! It’s a Fun Kid’s Workshop that Includes everything you need to make Jellified Fingers, Ears, Maggots, Hearts, Brains & Eyeballs… Undead Snacks… Breadcrumbs when you’re running from the Zombie Horde. Featuring…
-
Complete 3D Zombie Costume
This Zombie Costume is Complete with Shirt, Pants, Gloves and Creepy Undead Mask with Frightful Wig! The Polyester Costume Shirt is Washed out Grayish-Black with Tears. Body Parts are Sewn in the Chest and each Arm is Covered with…
-
101 Zombies
HA! Moonshine and Toxic Waste don’t Mix and when your Neighbors are Crazed Contagious Cannibals, its time to get out of town. Townspeople who once Thirsted for Local Homemade “Mountain Dew” begin Hungering for Human Flesh and Blood. Ken,…
-
Zombie Hands Heart Board Shorts
Well, this will get everyone to Stare at your Heart on… your Shorts! Yeah! It’s Board Shorts that Feature Green Zombie Hands, Forming a Heart over your Bloody Package. NICE! Quick Dry Men’s Shorts with 2 Pockets and No…
-
Zombie Sleeve Arm Warmer
Ain’t nothing better on your Arm than a Zombie… Or should I say ZOMBIES! For it’s an Arm Sleeve that Features Zombies, Brains, and Rainbows. What’s not to LOVE? A Fun Sleeve that keeps your Palm, Wrist and Arm…
-
Black Zombie Hands Earrings
“Rawrrrrrrr!” It’s Zombie Hands, Dangling, Dead, and Ideal for Undead Fans. Whether it be The Walking Dead, iZombie, Fear the Walking Dead, Z Nation or any of the other Not Dead Yet Zombie Movies, it’s Creepy Fun that’s right…
-
Rising Dead Zombie Hearse Sculpture
LMAO! You know, when the Zombie Virus Hits, and you’re Dead in a Coffin, you may as well enjoy it. Grab ahold of the Wheel Walker and Head out in a Blaze of Blood. YES! For this Vehicle is…
-
Dong of the Dead
Oh Man, I Laughed at this one. It’s a Zombie Dong… HA HA HA! A Sculpture that looks like a Zombie, and something Phallic as well. It’s just not right. But oh so Funny! With Bloody Hands, Exposed Ribs,…
Prices could change at any time!