TWD Abraham Ford Bitch Nuts
Abraham, from the Walking Dead, boy do I miss him. Him and his mouth. Such a Great Character, hated the way he went (overshadowed by Glenn)… Sucks. Sucks like Bitch Nuts. HA! And now, all TWD Fans can Chow down and watch Negan Crack some more Fool Heads. Crunch and Munch with this Nifty Jar of Peanuts. New, and Sealed, of Course… A 7.5 oz Jar that’s nothing to Bitch about. :)
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Zombie Triple Feature Films
Pop the Popcorn, it’s an All-Nighter… 3 Classic Cult Films; Diary of the Dead, The Zombie Diaries, and Automaton Transfusion. George A. Romero’s Diary of the Dead; Film Students Record the Pandemic Rise of Flesh-Eating Zombies while Struggling for…
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Zombie Catnip Toys
You know, when a cat gets into catnip… It really does look like a zombie… Granly, foaming at the mouth, chewing mice to pieces… And you should see them in water, BALISTIC!!! Oh wait, that’s every day… Cute, Fun,…
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Zombie Training Manual
When a Zombie is taken Prisoner by the Army, why Destroy it? The Army has a Special Program to Train the Undead. This Manual is the Department of Defense’s Principle Source of Information on Care, Conditioning, Training, and Operations…
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Zombie Degree
This is a Custom Gag Diploma Certificate from Zombie State University! It’s Fully Customized with ANY NAME and ANY DATE of your Choice! It’s a Great Custom Novelty Gift with a Personalized Touch. Top Quality Certificate also includes Official…
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Zombie Apocalypse Wax Warmer
LOL… This is a FUN Gift… It’ll make your whole house smell like BRAINS! HA! This is a Zombie Wax Warmer, that heats and melts your Wax… In his BRAINS! YUM! Creepy Green Zombie, Dotted with Blood and Snarling…
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Day Of The Dead Zombie Mask
This is Scary… It’s a Zombie Mask that’s so Real and Frightening, that Everyone will Scream. It’s Bub… Bub from George A. Romero’s Classic Zombie Film “Day of the Dead”, and it’s the Most Screen Accurate Bub Mask Ever…
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Zombie Rotting Flesh Bangle
Such a lovely piece of Jewelry… Bursting Skin, Bloody Holes, Puss filled Blisters… YUM! It’s the Coolest, Creepiest Bangle Bracelet you’ll ever Wear, for it’s handmade out of Polymer Clay, using Acrylic Paint, Wood, Matte Varnish, and Gloss Varnish…
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Zombie Half Mask
Only half a Zombie? (Like this Half a Zombie Short Story) Then you better grab yourself a Half Zombie Mask. For it’s a Quick and Easy Costume that Slides over your Head and Brains… Turns anyone into The Walking…
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