Zombie Combat Academy Skull Ring
If you’re going to Bash your Fist through a Zombie’s Head, better wear this Ring. It’s Metal. It’ll Pulverize those Brains! Plus, a little RED might make this Ring look Cooler. Even though it’s Cool enough. A Skull, Adorned a Zombie Combat Graduation Ring that’s Perfect for the Zombie Apocalypse. Excel in the Undead? Want to be Team Negan? Team Rick? Better Seal the Deal with this Exclusive, Exquisite Zombie Academy Ring. It’s to DIE for.
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Zombie Engraved Rolling Pin
NICEEEEE! It’s a Rolling Pin (you know, for rolling dough) that’s Engraved (actually Embossed) with ZOMBIES!!!! Fun Crazy Cool Zombies that will make the Cutest little Cookies, Cakes, Crust, whatever it is you’re rolling, with ZOMBIES all over them……
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Split Jaw Latex Appliance
SWEET! This is an Officially Licensed Latex Appliance Kit for The Walking Dead Split Jaw Zombie! WOW! It looks so Creepy and Kick Ass Cool! Bloody Maw Ripped Free from the Face, AWESOME! You can Create your own Zombie…
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Shaun Of The Dead Zombie Ed Statue
LOL “Who Died and made you F***in King of the Zombies?” HA! This is a Highly Detailed Premium Motion Statue of the Lovely Pet Zombie; Ed. Ed’s Corpse comes to Life in this 8″ Hand-Painted Homage to that Friend…
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Zombie Fleece Throw Blanket
I’d Love to Wrap myself up with a Zombie and Get all Warm and Cozy inside. Doesn’t that Sound Delightful? Snuggling up… Sinking in… Feeling your Eyelids get Heavy… Ah. If only I had this Fleece Blanket now. A…
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Shaun of The Dead Action Figure
LOL I Love it! It’s the Shaun of the Dead Action Figure, that stands 12″ tall and TALKS! HA! That’s right, stop a Zombie Uprising with this Fun Figure. Shaun comes with his Cricket Bat and Base as well…
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The Walking Dead 2017 Wall Calendar
You can’t get a More Appropriate Gift on Christmas for a Zombie Lover, than a 2017 Wall Calendar for The Walking Dead! Featuring Walkers, The Eaters, Biters, & Roamers of AMC’s Walking Dead, you’ll get a Face full of…
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Buttcrack Prime Movie
You gotta see a Movie called “Buttcrack”! It’s required if you love Zombie Comedies. Wade’s constantly Exposed Buttcrack annoys his Roommate Brian and his Girlfriend to a point where they decide to Kill Wade. Unfortunately, Wade’s Vengeful Voodoo Sister…
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Undead Mad Libs
Undead Mad Libs features 21 Hilarious Fill-In-The-Blank Stories about all things Paranormal. With Stories like “Confessions of a Vampire’s Girlfriend,” “How to Survive a Zombie Attack,” and many more, this is the PERFECT Mad Libs for any Zombie or…
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