Kill Zombie or be Eaten Beanie
It’s Red for a Reason… to Hide the Blood! Especially in a Zombie Apocalypse. You’ll Reach for this Cap everytime the Wind gets Blustery and Roars! It’s a Slouchy Beanie Style Hat that comes in a Variety of Great Colors: White, Ash, Deep Heather, Black, Royal Blue, Pink and YES, RED! 15% Wool Flock, 85% Cotton, Nearly 22″ with a Depth of 10.63″, Comfortable, Classic, Regular Fit… It’ll Keep your Brains all Warm and Toasty! Get your Zombie Beanie TODAY!
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Zombie Hand Oven Glove
Let’s hope you’re cooking brains… Because this oven glove mitt can really come in HANDY. HA! It’s a zombie hand, wonderfully made, with a bloody good looking zombie hand, green, decayed, reaching into your stove to pull out some…
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Left Behind Comedy Series
This Book is a “Laugh Out Loud” Zombie Comedy Series, featuring Harry, Alfie and Charlie who are Trying to enjoy a Nice Evening of Board Games and Beer when the Zombies come. Or, should I say “Zombie”. HA! Any…
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Snack Time Zombie Baby Prop
LOL! Let the Dead Baby Jokes Begin! HA! This Little Piggy Went to Market, this Little Piggy Stayed Home – and that was a Bad Idea with the Snack Time Zombie Baby around. Transform Nursery Rhymes into Horrible Crimes…
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Cute Zombie Earrings
Awwwwwwww! If these aren’t the Cutest Little Zombies… How FUN! Darling Green Zombies, Handmade from Clay with Bright Toxic Skin, Red Eyes, Chomping Teeth, a Vicious Scar, and a Broken Scalp with Bloody Brains… Oh Man, Talk about a…
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Zombie Parts Cookies
“CRUNCH!” That’s a Zombie Bone Cracking under my Teeth… YUM! These Fun Zombie Treats are Almond Shortbread Cookies called “Zombie Parts”. Looking like Zombie Fingers with Gross Yellow Nails, these come 5 to a Box, and you get 12…
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Zombie Grave Aquarium Ornament
LOL, this Zombie Hands and Tombstone Aquarium Ornament is too much FUN! It’s ALIVE!!! Zombies are in your Aquarium! Run Fish Run! Made of Polyresin, these Great Green Zombie Hands will look Wonderful sticking up from the bottom of…
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Dragging Drew Chia Pet
Oh that Drew… Always Dragging his Ass. Leaving Legs and Arms and Rotten Organs laying around… Sheesh… Good thing he’s a Chia Pet, for that Plant Odor helps Mask the Fungus… HA! This Chia Pet is a Zombie Lover’s…
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Zombie Head Earrings
“RAWRRRR!” “RAWRRRR!” That’s Double “RAWRRRRS!” for Double Zombies. One Head on Each Earlobe… Munching Away at your Brains. “CHOMP! CHOMP!” Great Earrings, Perfect for the Undead Fan… Zombie Heads, Made of Plastic, Painted with Lots and Lots of BLOOD……
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