Derp Halloween Zombie Mask
Okay, this Costume Cracks me up… It really does look like the Derp Meme… Just look at that Zombie Face. HA! It’s a Halloween Zombie Mask that fits only Half a Head. Slid it over your Noggin (Keeps your Brains Warm) and you’re ready for a Midnight Scare. Made from Silicon, Adorned with Crazy Black Bed-Head Hair, Sliced with Scars and Bloody Gums, this Ghoulish Undead is a Fright indeed. Fits most Heads (Attached or Not), with an Elastic Strap at the Back. Be a Zombie TODAY!
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The Dead Will Rise Table Lamp
Don’t turn on the light… For when you do, you’ll come face to face with the Undead… Especially when you have this Beautifully made Zombie Table Lamp. A Fun Crazy Zombie Lamp with Glowing Eyes, Horrible Teeth and Splatters…
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Zombie Apocalypse Wasteland Tool
SICK! SICK! SICK! This is probably the most bad-ass tool I have ever seen handmade for a zombie apocalypse. WOW! Just looking at it gives me chills, and hopefully brains and guts and blood. HA! It’s custom designed on…
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Zombie Anatomical Heart Maggot Pendant
Oh Yes, Dinner is Served. YUMMY! Ain’t nothing Better than Maggots Feasting on a Cold Dead Heart… Unless it’s Jewelry! For this Handmade Zombie Heart is a Great Way to Scare the Day. An Unpleasant Morbid Bloody Anatomical Heart…
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Zombie Eye Tobacco Spoon
This is one dope tobacco spoon. LOOK AT IT! It’s a freaking zombie eye, with bloody veins, and an engorged lovely green eyeball. Absolutely stunning. Plus, it really works. Handmade of glass Pyrex, annealed properly for maximum strength, this…
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Zombie Charlie Brown Enamel Pin
HAHAHAHA! This kills me. It’s Charlie Brown as you’ve never seen him before: DEAD! A zombie Charlie Brown that’s too cute to pass up. With his classic yellow and black zig-zag print shirt, this is an enamel pin with…
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Pixel Zombie Costume Socks
Oh my Toe-Jam will love this! It’s Zombie Socks that are Pixelated, Green, Bony, and Cool! Short Socks that will cover those Feet when the Cold Dead Flesh starts to Rot off… Okay, so you need a Shower. Sometimes…
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Zombie Press On Nails
Whoa! These are sick… Imagine raking your nails across your brains… LOVELY! They’re zombie press-on nails, that will transform your fingers, into the undead. Horrifying nails that looks just a zombie would; dark, ragged, bloody, rotting, decayed, and FUN!…
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Crochet Zombie Hat
LOL Come Halloween… This could be your Costume, sure and sweet. For it’s a Zombie Hat, a Crochet Cap, that’s Fun, Green, and EYE-POPPING! No doubt. Great Hat, even with the Hair… Handmade to Order, so each and every…
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