Derp Halloween Zombie Mask
Okay, this Costume Cracks me up… It really does look like the Derp Meme… Just look at that Zombie Face. HA! It’s a Halloween Zombie Mask that fits only Half a Head. Slid it over your Noggin (Keeps your Brains Warm) and you’re ready for a Midnight Scare. Made from Silicon, Adorned with Crazy Black Bed-Head Hair, Sliced with Scars and Bloody Gums, this Ghoulish Undead is a Fright indeed. Fits most Heads (Attached or Not), with an Elastic Strap at the Back. Be a Zombie TODAY!
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My Easter Bunny is a Zombie
LMAO! Easter is coming… The Dead shall rise… And with this fun book, Zombie’s will rise too. It’s a book appropriately called “My Easter Bunny is a Zombie”, and the description reads: The Easter Bunny ate some evilly delicious…
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Zombie Head Hacky Sack
You know you always wanted to Kick a Zombie in the Head… Smash those Brains in… Well, now you can with this Creepy Cool Hacky Sack. It’s has a Zombie Head Printed on the Sack and it’s Gruesome, Green,…
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Zombie Incense Holder
What’s that Smell? Rotting Stinking Flesh? “Nope, Sorry it’s Jasmine!” HA! It may Smell Good, but it don’t Look Good! It’s a Zombie Incense Holder that’s a Bloody Zombie who’s been Impaled by the Incense. And that Horrible Bug-Eyed…
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Zombie Anatomical Heart Maggot Pendant
Oh Yes, Dinner is Served. YUMMY! Ain’t nothing Better than Maggots Feasting on a Cold Dead Heart… Unless it’s Jewelry! For this Handmade Zombie Heart is a Great Way to Scare the Day. An Unpleasant Morbid Bloody Anatomical Heart…
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Night of the Living Deb
I just watched this Movie last night and thoroughly Enjoyed it. Deb; Funny and Obnoxious, has a One Night Stand with her Dream Man Ryan… Only to Wake up in a Zombie Apocalypse. And from there; it’s all Jokes…
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Even Zombies Wash their Hands
Well… This is the time, more than ever, to wash up; dead or not. And this sign, bathroom decor, is just the friendly reminder to everyone; including kids, adults, and yes, zombies, to wash their hands. Grim, green, and…
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Bowling Zombies Game
COOL COOL COOL! It’s a Zombie Bowling Game that everyone will LOVE! You Knock over Zombie Looking Pins without Knocking over the King Pin. It’s a Table Top Novelty Bowling Game that’s made out of Wood! It’s a Fun…
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Zombie Hand Door Knob Cover
YIKES! I would probably JUMP if I went to grab the door and grabbed a Zombie Hand instead! Talk about Creepy FUN! HA! This Bloody Cool Zombie Hand is made out of Foam-Filled Latex, is 8″ Long, and covers…
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