Derp Halloween Zombie Mask
Okay, this Costume Cracks me up… It really does look like the Derp Meme… Just look at that Zombie Face. HA! It’s a Halloween Zombie Mask that fits only Half a Head. Slid it over your Noggin (Keeps your Brains Warm) and you’re ready for a Midnight Scare. Made from Silicon, Adorned with Crazy Black Bed-Head Hair, Sliced with Scars and Bloody Gums, this Ghoulish Undead is a Fright indeed. Fits most Heads (Attached or Not), with an Elastic Strap at the Back. Be a Zombie TODAY!
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Walking Dead Carol Bobblehead
Oh Man, Sunday’s Show… WOW! I thought for sure Carol was a gonner. Thought the Saviors would shot her like all the other Kingdom. She’s certainly one Badass… I love her. She has some of the most Iconic Walking…
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Zombie Summoner
Raise the Dead with this Staff. It’s a Handmade Wooden Pole with an Evil Skull. And what it does is Beyond this World: It Summons Zombies. A Zombie Summoner that’s so Cool, so Badass, you’ll have to Buy it…
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Zombie Croc DVD
LMAO! This movie, called “Zombie Croc: Evil Has Been Summoned” sounds freaking hilarious… And why not? It’s a Zombie Crocodile! Just like the Zombie Sheep and Zombie Beaver (which was AWESOME), this movie depicts a Monstrous Resurrected Swamp Beast…
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Dragging Drew Chia Pet
Oh that Drew… Always Dragging his Ass. Leaving Legs and Arms and Rotten Organs laying around… Sheesh… Good thing he’s a Chia Pet, for that Plant Odor helps Mask the Fungus… HA! This Chia Pet is a Zombie Lover’s…
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2019 Zombie Weekly Planner Calendar
Jump Start Your Spooky 2019 Planning and Keep Track of your Entire School Work, Office or Business Week using this Simple Fun Zombie Planner. Great for Teachers, Students and Adults as a Unique Undead Gift. Measuring 7” x 10”…
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Eugene I Like to Watch T-Shirt
LMAO! Well that’s Creepy… It’s Awkward Eugene from The Walking Dead in the Famous Library Scene where he’s Watching Abraham and Rosita Get It On… And he gets Caught and says “I Like To Watch”…. EWWWWWWW! Too Funny! And…
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Zombie Crime Scene Tape
Zombie Fans are gonna LOVE This! It’s Zombie Crime Scene Tape that actually reads “CAUTION ZOMBIE ZONE”. How Kick Ass is that? Just think, you can apply Crime Scene Tape to your Cubicle, Home, Dorm or Boss’ Office… Hang…
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Leather Zombie Gun Holster
Creepy, Crawly, Sick and Bloody… Can’t get much better than that. Especially with this Hand Painted Custom Gun Holster… WOW! It’s a Zombie Delight, and the Ideal thing to hold your Gun when you’re running from the Undead. Made…
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