Jesus H. Zombie

Alex and Jamie Hit Jesus with a Car. Brought him Home. But Who will Zombie Jesus Eat? Can they Rescue the Town? “Christ!!!” What does the H stand for in Jesus H. Christ? Urban Dictionary says “Holy”, “Haploid”, “Hell”, or “Humor”. As in… “Jesus H. Christ! My Plunger Broke!”, or “Jesus H. Christ, that Fart Smells like Rotten Ass!” Yeah… Well, you’ll be Cursing a lot too when you see the Zombies coming… Er, Jesus Zombie! Watch and scream…

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  • Zombie Tramp Does the Holidays

    Zombie Tramp is a Special Gal, she’s a Zombie but she’s still got her Brains, and Supernatural Powers too! So she recently had her own Series of Specials, where the Undead Queen made her way through the Holidays many…

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  • Zombies Sunglasses

    If the Zombie Apocalypse hits… At least you’ll Die in Style with these Fun and Colorful Zombie Sunglasses. Handpainted with Green Zombie Heads, Crazy Eyes, and Lots of Blood, these Sunglasses are Sealed with Varnish, and SCREAMING for your…

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  • Severed Zombie Head Necklace

    WOW! Look at this zombie head… It’s so cool and creepy. A miniature undead head, handmade, painted, cast from plastic, giving you the most eye-catching pendant ever. With rotting cheeks, hollowed eyes, and splatters of blood, this severed head…

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  • Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies

    NICE… When a Scientific Experiment conducted by a Local Entrepreneur unleashes an Epidemic of Zombies and Mutant Wildlife in the Austrian Alps, Three Young Snowboarders find themselves in an Epic Battle for Survival where they must use their Killer…

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  • Zombie Cleaver Shelf

    LOL… Oh man, this is Awesome! A Zombie Shelf that any Undead, or Walking Dead Fan would Love. A Handmade Zombie, Green, Bloody, Brainy, with a Huge Cleaver Shelf in its mouth. How Beautiful! And, well, CLEVER! HA! A…

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  • Walking Dead Converse High Top Shoes

    Get ready to RUNNNNN, or Kick some Ass with these Bloody “Walking Dead” Converse Shoes. Great Looking High-Tops with the Famous Walking Dead “Don’t Open Dead Inside” Graphic (Not to Mention the Bicycle Girl Zombie). A Vivid Scene Printed…

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  • Walking Dead Zombie Guitar Picks

    These Walking Dead Twelve Piece Guitar Picks are Available in Two Character Sections: The Walking Dead Zombies and The Walking Dead Characters. This Pack is the Zombie Pack (get the Characters here!) These are 351 Shape, Medium Gauge, and…

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  • Marvel Zombies Deadpool Pop!

    Look, you can’t get a better vinyl figure, than combining Marvel, zombies and Deadpool! It’s red, frightening, creepy and cute. A fantastic figure from Funko Pop! Measuring approx. 3 3/4″ tall, this lovely pool of deadness comes packaged in…

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