Jesus H. Zombie

Alex and Jamie Hit Jesus with a Car. Brought him Home. But Who will Zombie Jesus Eat? Can they Rescue the Town? “Christ!!!” What does the H stand for in Jesus H. Christ? Urban Dictionary says “Holy”, “Haploid”, “Hell”, or “Humor”. As in… “Jesus H. Christ! My Plunger Broke!”, or “Jesus H. Christ, that Fart Smells like Rotten Ass!” Yeah… Well, you’ll be Cursing a lot too when you see the Zombies coming… Er, Jesus Zombie! Watch and scream…

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  • Zombie Bowl

    Just think, you could actually Eat Brains out of this Bowl! HA! This Bowl is a Fun Green Zombie Bowl that’s only got One Big White Eye. Are you Looking at me? Colorful and Festive, you’ll enjoy waking up…

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  • Zombie Yin Yang Ear Plugs

    Everyone has Opposing Forces that Mess with their Heads and Change their Lives… Like getting Bit by a Zombie! And these Zombie Yin Yang Ear Plugs are just the thing you need when you’re Rambling about, Half Asleep, and…

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  • Severed Hands Feet Zombie Set

    Gnarly! I have to say, these feet and hands look way more realistic then the white ones. It’s a pair of black feet, and black hands, severed, bloody, bony and ultra scary. Ideal for any Halloween party, zombie fest,…

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  • Zombie Bubba Gear Shift Knob

    Yep, I wanna stick my hand on that… It’s the Coolest Gear Shift Knob you’ll ever see… A Zombie Head, Hand Carved, that’s Frightening and Wickedly Awesome. This Zombie Head can actually be used for many purposes other than…

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  • Zombie Virus Plush Toy

    RUNNNNN! For it’s the Zombie Virus (Otherwise known as Pithovirus Sibericum) and it’s coming to your HOME! It’s one Virus, you’ll certainly LOVE. For it’s not only an Adorable Plush Stuffed Toy, but it’s a Science Kit, that Teaches…

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  • 30pcs Zombie Balloons

    Let the undead party begin. It’s 30 fun, colorful zombie balloons, that will turn your fest into a feast. Zombie themed balloons, black silhouettes, green, red, yellow, with ZOMBIES and ZOMBIE CROSSING on the latex. Perfect for a zombie…

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  • Zombie Hunter Folding Knife

    This Zombie Hunter Rescue Knife is an all Metal Heavy Duty Rescue Knife, with a Wide Stainless Steel Blade Tac Force Speedster Model, Sharp Anodized Aluminum Handles with a Metal Clip on Back, Window Break on End, with Zombies…

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  • The Walking Dead Dice Bag

    Whether you’re playing a Walking Dead Game, D&D, Zombie Dice, or Whatever… Keep them Safe and Secure in this Lovely and Bloody Walking Dead Dice Bag. Approximately 6″ x 4″, this Fun Bag is Black, Gnarly, Full of Walkers…

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