Jesus H. Zombie
Alex and Jamie Hit Jesus with a Car. Brought him Home. But Who will Zombie Jesus Eat? Can they Rescue the Town? “Christ!!!” What does the H stand for in Jesus H. Christ? Urban Dictionary says “Holy”, “Haploid”, “Hell”, or “Humor”. As in… “Jesus H. Christ! My Plunger Broke!”, or “Jesus H. Christ, that Fart Smells like Rotten Ass!” Yeah… Well, you’ll be Cursing a lot too when you see the Zombies coming… Er, Jesus Zombie! Watch and scream…
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Zombie Apocalypse Playing Cards
Zombie Playing Cards, so Awesome! Playing Cards for the Zombie Lover, Fan, Walking Dead Freak, all appropriately drawn with Zombie Apocalypse themes, Blood, Guns, Undead, what more could you ask for? 2.5 x 3.5″ Cards are a must have…
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Zombies Lives Matter T-Shirt
Well this is FUN… Talk about a Movement that hits you in the Brain… It’s Zombies Lives Matter, Printed on a Very Cool T-Shirt, and it’s a BLAST! Printed in Different Colors, like: Black, Navy, Red and White, this…
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The Walking Dead Coloring Book
Walking Dead Fans, get your Markers ready… It’s time to Color; Blood, Bodies, Bones, Zombies, and all the Walking Dead Cast… in this Totally Awesome Coloring Book, by Robert Kirkman, of course. Featuring an Oversized Adult Coloring Book with…
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Zombie Apocalypse Shower Curtain
If this doesn’t sum up the Zombie Apocalypse, I don’t know what does… It’s like a Graphic Scene right out of a Horror Movie, the Guy gets the Girl, amid the Zombie Horde, and he’s Passionately Kissing her, and…
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Desktop Shooting Zombie Set
If I had this on my desk, I’d never get anything accomplished… Except for Shooting Zombies Heads, Brains, and BODY! YEAH BUDDY! Practice Rubber Band Target Shooting with this Desktop Target Set. Challenge your Friends and Family to Shoot…
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The Walking Dead Negan Driver’s License
I can just picture this… Walking down the Blood Soaked Streets in the Zombie Apocalypse, and you Stumble upon this Crazy Post-War Artifact… A Driver’s License: Negan’s, from The Walking Dead. After all, he won’t need it anymore (especially…
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Zombie Butts Green Apple Fruit Jelly Disks
Surprise your little Zombie lover with the most flavorsome and silly gift ever. Zombie Guts Gummy Body Parts Candy are guaranteed to make anyone’s day. This ironic gift of gummy brains, eyeballs, fingers, feet and bones candy is guaranteed…
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Walking Dead All Infected T-Shirt
SICCCCC! It’s the Creepiest, Coolest T-Shirt you’ll ever wear. The Walking Dead’s ALL INFECTED T-Shirt that’s Ripped, Bloody, and Adorned with Flesh and Bones. AWESOME! Exclusive from AMC’s critically acclaimed TV Series The Walking Dead, this T is Black,…
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