Jesus H. Zombie
Alex and Jamie Hit Jesus with a Car. Brought him Home. But Who will Zombie Jesus Eat? Can they Rescue the Town? “Christ!!!” What does the H stand for in Jesus H. Christ? Urban Dictionary says “Holy”, “Haploid”, “Hell”, or “Humor”. As in… “Jesus H. Christ! My Plunger Broke!”, or “Jesus H. Christ, that Fart Smells like Rotten Ass!” Yeah… Well, you’ll be Cursing a lot too when you see the Zombies coming… Er, Jesus Zombie! Watch and scream…
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Dabbing Zombie 2018 New Years T-Shirt
LMAO! What a better way to start off the New Years… DEAD! HA! And you can do just that with this Fun, Festive, Dabbing Zombie T-Shirt. With the New Year 2018, this Undead Head will ring in the Ball…
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Daryl Dixon Pillow Case
Oh who wouldn’t give their Right Arm to Snuggle up to Dreamy Daryl Dixon (Norman Reedus) from the Walking Dead. His Biceps, his Scruff, his Big Huge Crossbow… Ahhhhhh! Heaven right? Well, now you can lay your Head on…
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Exploding Guts Zombie Morphsuit
Oh Boy. My Favorite Treat… Exploding Zombie GUTS! YUM! This Morphsuit Costume is right up my Bloody Alley. A Kid’s Morphsuit that’s the Quickest Costume you’ll see yet. Just slip it on and you’re good to MOAN. A Jaw…
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Walking Dead Face Mask
Okay, this is cool. The day is coming where we’ll all have to wear face masks (sooner then later), so masks like this are ultra-awesome. It’s a walking dead face mask, that isn’t medical-grade, of course, but it is…
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Zombie Family Car Stickers
This looks like my Family, and we’re not even Zombies… YET! Cute Car Stickers, Decals, featuring a Wonderful Zombie Family, with Dad, Mom, Sister, Brother, and a little Doggie too! (The Dog’s Adorable, but hey, he BITES!) Stick them…
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Zombunny Crochet Pattern
LMAO! Create your own zombie rabbit (zombunny) with this ultra sweet crochet pattern. Double read that… it’s NOT a finished item. It is a crochet pattern, pdf file only… it’s ideal for those who crochet. And ideal for Birthday’s,…
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Zombies Hilarious Memes
Nice! A Book that’s right up my Alley… One Appropriately called “Zombies: Hilarious Memes, Jokes, Comics and More” Featuring an Enormous, Hilarious, Wacky and Downright Odd Collection of Zombie Jokes, Pictures, Cartoons, Artwork and Memes. This Book will Appeal…
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Dead Turkey Hunter Targets
You’ll feel like Elmer Fudd this Thanksgiving when you go Turkey Hunting… Or in this case… ZOMBIE TURKEYS! HA! For it’s Hunter Targets that look just like Walking Dead Turkeys. Green Slime, Milky Eyes, it’s the Perfect thing to…
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