Jesus H. Zombie
Alex and Jamie Hit Jesus with a Car. Brought him Home. But Who will Zombie Jesus Eat? Can they Rescue the Town? “Christ!!!” What does the H stand for in Jesus H. Christ? Urban Dictionary says “Holy”, “Haploid”, “Hell”, or “Humor”. As in… “Jesus H. Christ! My Plunger Broke!”, or “Jesus H. Christ, that Fart Smells like Rotten Ass!” Yeah… Well, you’ll be Cursing a lot too when you see the Zombies coming… Er, Jesus Zombie! Watch and scream…
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Walking Dead Survival Kit
This is KICK ASS COOL! It’s a One Person, Walking Dead Survival Kit… Officially Licensed by AMC of course. Designed to Assist One Person Survival for 72 Hours with little to not much else. This Kit is Housed is…
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Daryl & Rick Mug with Molded Zombie
SCARRRRRY! You’re Drinking Coffee? During the Zombie Apocalypse? Guess being Chased by Men and Monsters isn’t enough to keep your Caffeine fix going… Either Way. Enjoy! And with this Great Coffee Mug, you can Sip away at your Leisure……
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Zombie Bowling Ball
Oh Yeahhhhhhhhhhh! It’s TIME to Bowl some Zombies… COOL! It’s a Bowling Ball with the Face of a Gruesome Bloody Zombie Head Rolling down the Alley! Will it be a Strike? Or a Spare EYE! HA! Coming in 10…
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Happy Birthday Zombie Greeting Card
Beautiful, it’s Zombies! Hordes of them, climbing out of a Happy Birthday Card! SWEET! A Handmade Greeting Card, a Box that features a Locked Door with the text “Don’t Open, Dead Inside”. The Centre of the Card hosts Waves…
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Zombie Banana Costume
Zombies are HOT! Bananas are Good! So why not be a Zombie Banana? eh? This Costume is Sure to be a Big Hit at your Next Party or Event! Just think of the Comments you’ll get among the George…
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In Search of the Fog Zombie
When Campers arrive at Camp Dakota, rumors start flying. The Fog Zombie is on the Prowl, Moaning and Creeping through the Thick Fog that often settles on the Lake. At first, the Kids don’t believe the rumors—until they Find…
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Walking Dead Lounge Pants
You’ll Walk like the Dead in these Cool Lounge Pants. Featuring Zombies from the Walking Dead and Big, Bold White Logo Letters Reading “The Walking Dead” down the side, these Men’s Adult Lounge Pajama Pants are Comfortable, Classy, and…
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Custom Zombie Outbreak ID Badge
Sick! Want a Unique Gift for the Zombie Fan? How about an ID Card that is the Biggest Baddest Badge Ever: A Zombie Outbreak ID Card that’s Customized JUST FOR YOU! Using your Picture and your Information, it’s Printed…
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