Zombies Valentines Cards and Tattoos
Lick it, Stick it, Love those Zombies. It’s the Most Bloody Fun you’ll have this Valentine’s Day. Give them to all your Undead Friends. 24 Zombie Valentine’s Cards, with the Greatest Scary Sayings: I Chews You, I only have EYES for you, You have my Heart, I Love your Guts, My Love for you will Never Die… Along with 24 Colorful Zombie Themed Tattoos; Zombies, Hands, Brains, and so much more. Have an Undead, and make their Heart Beat!
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Zombie Apocalypse Vent Stick
Sweet… Or should I say ROTTEN! For these Ulta-Cool Vent Sticks, are Air Fresheners for your Car or Truck (or RV, Tank, Moped, just sayin’) that will make any ole Zombie Smell Good. You get Three Vent Sticks, with…
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Zombie Arm Rear Windshield Wiper
NICE! I really LOVE this… It’s a Great Gift for the Zombie Fan… For it’s a Zombie Arm, that you attach to your Rear Window’s Windshield Wiper… And the whole time it’s on, it’s grabbing back and forth like…
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Negan Autographed Lucille Bat
Batter up… It’s the one and only Bat you’ll ever want (to miss your head). A Signed and Autographed Lucille Bat (Just like on The Walking Dead), Signed by no other than Jeffrey Dean Morgan himself. Negan. Awesome. Lucille….
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Stalking Dead Zombie Poker Figurine
Nice! It’s Poker like you’ve never seen before… An Undead Tournament; ZOMBIE STYLE!!! With “Stalking Dead” Zombies playing Poker, you’ll Laugh and Smile at their Cheating Hands, Beer and Blood! A Limited-Edition Stalking Dead Poker Figurine, a Fiendish First-Ever…
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Zombie Bi-Fold Wallet
Sweet! Blood Money! Scare the Cashier when you pull out this Crazy, Creepy, Bi-Fold Wallet. Featuring Full Color Zombies, with Filmy White Eyes, these Undead Walkers will Secure your Bills and Credit Cards with Vengeance (Especially the “Dead Sexy”…
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Zombie Hunting Permit Necklace
LOL Like I need a Permit License to Kill Zombies! HA! Okay, maybe I do. And this Zombie Hunting Permit License Military Dog Tag Necklace is just the thing I need to Shoot, Stab, Chop and Pitchfork Zombies in…
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Morphsuit Scary Zombie Suit
These things Freak me out… Morphsuits! Spandex that covers you from Head to Toe and Transforms you into THE LIVING DEAD! It’s a Zombie Morphsuit, 2nd Skin, that’s See-Through, Breath-Through, and Drink-Through. Making it Fun to Wear, and Fun…
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Zombie Rot Teeth Paint
Beautiful. Now I can look like my Uncle Huck. You know, the one with 3 Missing Teeth! HA! In fact, everyone can look like him with this Tube of Black Teeth Paint. Slather it on your Teeth and Walk…
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