Is Your Mombie a Zombie?
“Is your Mombie a Zombie?” A Playful Parody Paperback Book. I asked my Friend Grave. “No she is not,” is the answer Grave gave. “She hides from the Sun and she Sleeps in a Cave. I do not think that is how Zombies behave.” Zoe the Zombie meets all kinds of Friendly Creatures as she asks them about their Mombies, until Groan gives her the answer she’s been Dying to hear… Join alongside the Charming Young Zombie, Zoe, as she asks “Is your Mombie a Zombie?”
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Zombie Engraved Rolling Pin
NICEEEEE! It’s a Rolling Pin (you know, for rolling dough) that’s Engraved (actually Embossed) with ZOMBIES!!!! Fun Crazy Cool Zombies that will make the Cutest little Cookies, Cakes, Crust, whatever it is you’re rolling, with ZOMBIES all over them……
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Zombie Attack White Beanie Cap
LMAO! I’d like to see this… It’s a White Skull Beanie Cap that Features a Frantic Chicken running from some Zombies! HA! Wear a Zombie Attack on your Head and Keep your Brains Warm, for the Zombies are Coming……
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Zombie Garage Door Window Decals
DON’T OPEN THE DOOR!!!! For the Garage is FULL of ZOMBIES! RAWRRRRR! It’s Ultra-Cool Zombie Hand Decals that you Stick on the Window Panes of your Garage Door… And it’s KILLER GOOD! Fun Decorations that Instantly turn your Garage,…
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Z-Day WW2 Print
Remember that iconic picture of a World War II sailor grabbing and kissing a nurse in a 1945 photo on V-Day (called “THE KISS”)? Well, now it’s gone Viral and Undead, for this reincarnated pic is Z-Day; Zombie Style!…
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Walking Dead 2016 Wall Calendar
Sweet Mother of Zombies… It’s The Walking Dead Wall Calendar for 2016! Viscous! Appropriately called: The Eaters, Biters, and Roamers of The Walking Dead, this is the Latest Calendar Featuring a Collection of Walkers from all Five Seasons of…
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Zombie Blast Playset
Get Ready to Gun, Run and have some FUN… For it’s a Zombie Blast Playset, that’s Ideal for ages 3 and up… (But mostly for Adults, right?) Featuring a Creepy Green Zombie with a Laser Target on his Head……
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Impaled Zombie Head Mug
Oh Gnarly! I’d Drink out of that… It’s a Zombie Head, Knife Impaled, Bloody, Chained, and Frozen in Time. Straight out of the Walking Dead, this Walker is a Fan Favorite. Made of High Quality Polyresin, individually Hand Painted…
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Zombie Kid Costume
Oh man. Remember that time when Timmy was out playing Football and got Tackled by a Zombie? That was the Good Ole Days… Before the Zombie Apocalypse… And now, everything’s just Undead, Brains and Blood. Sigh! This Costume reminds…
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