Is Your Mombie a Zombie?
“Is your Mombie a Zombie?” A Playful Parody Paperback Book. I asked my Friend Grave. “No she is not,” is the answer Grave gave. “She hides from the Sun and she Sleeps in a Cave. I do not think that is how Zombies behave.” Zoe the Zombie meets all kinds of Friendly Creatures as she asks them about their Mombies, until Groan gives her the answer she’s been Dying to hear… Join alongside the Charming Young Zombie, Zoe, as she asks “Is your Mombie a Zombie?”
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Zombie Charlie Brown Enamel Pin
HAHAHAHA! This kills me. It’s Charlie Brown as you’ve never seen him before: DEAD! A zombie Charlie Brown that’s too cute to pass up. With his classic yellow and black zig-zag print shirt, this is an enamel pin with…
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Zombie Vans Custom Shoes
Awesome! Slip-on Canvas Shoes that are Incredible and Deadly. Er, Undead. It’s Custom Zombie Printed Vans that are Men’s, Colorful (Pick the Color of Shoes you Want), Comfortable, and One-Of-A-Kind. Made to Order (Fast Turnaround Time), the Zombie Bony…
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Aliens vs Zombies Prime Movie
You’re gonna need an Amazon Prime Membership for this, but man is it worth it. A Prime Movie called “Aliens vs Zombies”… An Alien Travels over Galaxies to fulfill a Lifelong Dream of visiting Earth, only to Discover that…
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Zombie’s Guide to Eating the Living
This Unauthorized Parody Prop Book is the Perfect Addition to your Zombie Costume and Decorations… A full 8.5×11 inches, it’s Highly Visible when you Carry it, DEVOUR it… Because this book is actually filled with Page after Page of…
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Zombie Art 2017 Wall Calendar
Round up the 2016 Year, the Best way you can… With a little Zombie Bite and some Blood! Because 2016 SUCKED, and 2017 is HERE… And so is the Zombie Apocalypse! Because this 2017 Wall Calendar is nothing but…
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Zombie Entrails Plush Scarf
Well this just Cracks me up… And with Cold Weather coming, it’ll keep me Toasty and Warm. Just like Hot Brains. It’s a Zombie Plush, that’s also a Scarf. You just pull the Brains out and Voila… Undead Entrails….
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Walking Dead Just Survive Somehow Mug
In Season 5 of The Walking Dead, Enid Writes “JSS” on Everything from Cars to Turtle Bones. And those Letters “JSS” Stand for “Just Survive Somehow.” It’s a Great Quote for all those Alive and Dead: Just Survive. And…
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Attack of the Southern Fried Zombies
LOVELY… Lonnie, a Crop Duster Pilot, must Lead a Mismatched Group of Survivors to Escape the Deadly Zombie Horde after an Experimental Chemical, intended to Control the Invasive Kudzu Vine, Transforms the Citizens of Charleston, MS into Zombies! IT’S…
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