Zombie Hands Heart Valentine’s Day Shirt
HA! You and your soulmate, together forever, vividly imprinted on your chest. It’s a Zombie Valentine’s with these lovely green and bloody zombie hands. Grins more like it. A great gift for any set of lovers. Brains or not. 100% cotton; heather grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester; All other colors: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester. Lightweight, classic fit, double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. What more can you give… Other than a limb and a smile?
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Zombie Toilet Paper Holder
Damn it! You can’t even take a POOP without Zombies trying to get you! HA! And with this Creepy Ass Zombie Toilet Paper Holder, it’s looking to Bite your Hand every time you reach for a Wipe. 7.5″ High,…
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Fun Zombie Font Set
Talk about Creepy… It’s a Font Set that’s Zombie Style! Featuring a Brand New, Hand Crafted Font Set, A-Z, this Fun Digital Download is Green Skinned, Stitched up, and Full of Hearts… Just what the Zombie needs… LOVE! It’s…
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Zombie Heart Nipple Chains
Oh Nice… This is one way to Attract a Zombie… With a Zombie Heart! A Green Rotting Toxic Heart, Dangling from a Wicked Black Chain, that connects to your NIPPLES! OUCH! It’s just a little Stab Wound, right? Adorned…
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Zombies Hilarious Memes
Nice! A Book that’s right up my Alley… One Appropriately called “Zombies: Hilarious Memes, Jokes, Comics and More” Featuring an Enormous, Hilarious, Wacky and Downright Odd Collection of Zombie Jokes, Pictures, Cartoons, Artwork and Memes. This Book will Appeal…
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Zombie Friendly T-Shirt
HA! Everyone needs this T-Shirt, especially when the Zombie Apocalypse hits… (and it will, oh boy it will). With a Shirt that reads “In Event of Undead Attack, The Wearer of this Garment is Considered ZOMBIE FRIENDLY. DO NOT…
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Creepy Zombie Pilgrim Dolls
Oh… THIS is what started Thanksgiving… ZOMBIES! Zombie Pilgrims that are Creepy as hell… Frightening Dolls, dressed as Pilgrims, Perfect for your Thanksgiving Table. Just look at those Evil Eyes… It’ll make everyone give Thanks they’re still alive. Right?…
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Walking Dead Escape Room in a Box
If you love escape rooms, you’ll die for this… It’s The Walking Dead themed escape room in a box. A fun board game you can do at home with all your undead friends and walkers. 4 to 8 players…
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Student Bodies Zombie Board Game
Student Bodies is an Intense Horror Survival Game that breaks all of the Typical Zombie-Game Plots. The Players start Bitten at one end of a Zombie-Infested Hallway, and must Run down the hall in order to find an Antidote…
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