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Life-Size Zombie Greeting Card
LMAO! I would LOVE to get this Zombie on Valentines… Because it’s a Greeting Card that’s LIFE-SIZE! HA! 5 Feet, 8 Inches, it even comes with it’s own Cute Envelope… Made from Heavy Duty Cardboard, this Zombie Card is…
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Zombie Back Scratcher
LMAO! You Scratch my Back, I’ll EAT yours! HA! What a Great Gift for the Zombie Fan… That way you can Itch the Infection so it Spreads Faster! YES! Made of Composite Resin, Hand Painted so it looks Rotten…
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Zombie Hand Oven Glove
Let’s hope you’re cooking brains… Because this oven glove mitt can really come in HANDY. HA! It’s a zombie hand, wonderfully made, with a bloody good looking zombie hand, green, decayed, reaching into your stove to pull out some…
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Dragging Drew Chia Pet
Oh that Drew… Always Dragging his Ass. Leaving Legs and Arms and Rotten Organs laying around… Sheesh… Good thing he’s a Chia Pet, for that Plant Odor helps Mask the Fungus… HA! This Chia Pet is a Zombie Lover’s…
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No, Not Carl Coffee Cup
“NO, NOT CARL!” Is exactly what I thought when I watched the Mid-Season Finale of The Walking Dead. Why Carl? Really? I keep thinking ‘There’s so many other Characters I’d like to Kill off… But not Carl!’ (Unless for…
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Zombie Baby Backpack
I always thought the BEST thing to Stuff a Dead Baby with was Celery, Onion, Carrots, Sage, and Parsley, but apparently it’s Books, Phones, Pencils and Nasty Tennis Shoes. Because this Back Pack is a Zombie Baby Backpack that’s…
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Zombie Cat Butt Coasters
LMAO! I LOVE these… How Fun! Cat Butt Coasters… Zombie Style! Lovely Knit Coasters, featuring Zombie Cats with Button Eyes, Stitches and Green Toxic Bodies… Flat Tails, Paws and Ears… ADORABLE! Created in a “Nothing BUTT Coasters” Line, you…
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Zombie Head Knife Holder
Oh to have one wish… To stab a zombie in the head. For real. Wouldn’t that be the coolest sound ever? Well, now you can with this ultra-cool and creepy zombie head knife holder. A handmade head, created from…













