Doctor Zombie Mask
“Doctor, I have a splitting headache…” I can see it now. But by then, it’s too late. For this is a zombie Doctor, and you are the meal on the operating table. It’s a fun face mask, that’s half terrifying, and totally satisfying. A full head covering mask, one-size fits most adults, made out of 100% biodegradable latex, this mask is creepy, bloody, and even wears a face mask. Plus, hey, the hair is to die for. Slap this mask on, with some scrubs, and you’ll have a screaming good night.
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Zombie Hanging Air Freshener
LMAO! It’s a Dead Zombie Car Air Freshener that hangs from your Rear View Mirror! “What’s that Smell?” HA! It’s Rotten Flesh… Actually, it has a Fruity Scent, but it still looks Cool as Hell. Measuring 6.5″ High, it…
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Zombie Glo Mouth
This is AWESOME!!! It’s a Glow Stick for your MOUTH! You Stick it in and it makes your entire Mouth Illuminate with a Greenish Eerie Glow! COOL COOL COOL! You’ll really look like a Biohazard Zombie… HA! Includes: 1…
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Zombie Bug Repellent Candle
You’re gonna Need this Emergency Candle! Soon! It’s a Zombie AND Bug Repellent Candle that keeps away Pests and the Undead (like your Aunt Gertrude with the Hairy Mole)! With a Fresh Lemony Scent, it’s great for the Patio,…
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Zombie Bi-Fold Wallet
Sweet! Blood Money! Scare the Cashier when you pull out this Crazy, Creepy, Bi-Fold Wallet. Featuring Full Color Zombies, with Filmy White Eyes, these Undead Walkers will Secure your Bills and Credit Cards with Vengeance (Especially the “Dead Sexy”…
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Zombie Horror Mask And Chest
SICK!!!!!!!! This zombie horror mask is frightening and gross. Featuring a slip over full head costume, with an entire chest and rib plate as well. Fantastic design, bloody, scary, and FUN! Made of high-quality 100% natural environmental rubber latex,…
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Zombie Fleece Throw Blanket
I’d Love to Wrap myself up with a Zombie and Get all Warm and Cozy inside. Doesn’t that Sound Delightful? Snuggling up… Sinking in… Feeling your Eyelids get Heavy… Ah. If only I had this Fleece Blanket now. A…
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Zombie Tramp Does the Holidays
Zombie Tramp is a Special Gal, she’s a Zombie but she’s still got her Brains, and Supernatural Powers too! So she recently had her own Series of Specials, where the Undead Queen made her way through the Holidays many…
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Creepy Zombie Coffee Cup
Bloody Beverage anyone? How about a Big of Brain in a Bubbling Caldron of Brew? It’s a Creepy Zombie Cup that will have everyone Screaming. Featuring a Handmade Coffee Cup, with the Illest Zombie Ever; Green Skin, Rotting Nose,…
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