So Now You’re a Zombie Handbook
HA! There is more to Undeath than Shambling around in Search of Brains to Eat… but not much more, according to this Detailed look at the New Zombie Lifestyle. Filled with Deadpan Tips on how to Succeed in the coming Zombie Apocalypse, it covers the Basics of Caring for Decomposing Flesh, Practical Suggestions for overcoming Obstacles, and Instructions for Attacking the Living! Bloody Good Fun!
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My First Zombie Plush
HA HA! This is my kid… Hanging onto his first Zombie Plush Toy. How Sweet! With a Green Stuffed Toy, in the Shape of a Whimsical Zombie (and Yes, those are Blood and Guts and Brains), you’ll Hear lots…
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Green Zombie Hand Neck Tie
Serve up some Customer Service with a Serving of BRAINS! A Fun Zombie Neck Tie that will make everyone SCREAM. Morbid, Colorful, and Ideal for the Zombie Loving Fans; Whether it be The Walking Dead, iZombie, or Z Nation,…
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Animated Talking Zombie Prop
This Animated Halloween Prop includes a Frightfully Life-Like Standing, Talking Animatronic Zombie. Green Skin, Splattered with Blood, Moving Limbs and Sounds… YIKES! Better look out, because this Zombie will Frighten your Guests, Friends and Family at your Next Halloween…
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Marilyn Monroe Zombie Poster
“What would Marilyn Monroe be doing today if she were alive?” “Clawing on the inside of her Coffin!” :/ What? Too Soon? :) This Marilyn Monroe Poster is unlike any you’ve ever seen… Or hope to see again. It’s…
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Zombie Apocalypse Yarn Bowl
“DARN IT!” Another Zombie… Better grab my Knitting Needle! HA! And they may truly come in handy when the Apocalypse hits. Good thing you make Afghans and Silly Hats… You’ll need them! And you’ll NEED this Bowl too. Cute,…
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Attack of the Southern Fried Zombies
LOVELY… Lonnie, a Crop Duster Pilot, must Lead a Mismatched Group of Survivors to Escape the Deadly Zombie Horde after an Experimental Chemical, intended to Control the Invasive Kudzu Vine, Transforms the Citizens of Charleston, MS into Zombies! IT’S…
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Zombie Feet Bookmark
Awwww, they’re so Adorable. Little Green Toes, Torn Pants, Bloody Stitches… Such Delightful Feet, Dead, Sticking straight up from your Horror Book… Because these Feet are ZOMBIE FEET! A Handmade Bookmark, created out of Polymer Clay, Plastic and Acrylic…
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Grow a Zombie Garden
LOL… That’s exactly what you want to see Sticking up out of the Grass… A ZOMBIE! Well, now you can with this Ultra-Cool Zombie Garden Kit, where you can Grow A Garden with ZOMBIES! Kit Includes 16 Pieces of…
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