So Now You’re a Zombie Handbook

March 2, 2015

HA! There is more to Undeath than Shambling around in Search of Brains to Eat… but not much more, according to this Detailed look at the New Zombie Lifestyle. Filled with Deadpan Tips on how to Succeed in the coming Zombie Apocalypse, it covers the Basics of Caring for Decomposing Flesh, Practical Suggestions for overcoming Obstacles, and Instructions for Attacking the Living! Bloody Good Fun!

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    This Belt is Kick Ass Cool! It’s the Walking Dead Belt Featuring Zombie Walker Faces and lots of Rotting Flesh and Gory Blood. Having a Seat-Belt Latch, this Fun Belt has the Walking Dead Logo on the Front and…

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  • Zombie Bunny Lollipops

    Four Undead Rabbits for you to LICK! HA! The Zombie Bunny Lollipops have come back to get the Living! They Taste like Delicious Cotton Candy, and look like Zombies Splattered with Blood! SWEET! They don’t Taste like Dead Things,…

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  • Zombie Murder Mystery

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  • Zombie Mini Drone

    Keep Calm and Drone on… For it’s a Zombie Drone that will Spin out of Control and Kill a Few Undead. Fun eh? A Fun Mini-Drone that’s Covered with Blood and Zombies reading “Keep Calm and Kill Zombies”, with…

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  • Zombie Killer License Plate

    LOVE THIS! But I love going 120 mph and smashing zombies with my front bumper even better. As everyone does. It’s the perfect front plate for any zombie fan, a zombie killer front plate, featuring a gruesome undead, smashed…

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  • Walking Dead Zombie Charm Bracelet

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  • Zombie Hands Cocktail Stirs

    Nothing like stirring your Bloody Mary with a Zombie Hand, right? HA! Well, now you can, because these Fun Stirrers are Black Zombie Hands that will make any Drink Desireable. Made out of Acrylic, these Stirs are Perfect for…

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  • Zombie Head Neck Warmer

    One of the coolest things about this neck warmer, gaiter, is the fact that it alternates as a headband, as well. It’s a great looking zombie neck warmer mask, that covers your nose and mouth, and not only keeps…

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