So Now You’re a Zombie Handbook
HA! There is more to Undeath than Shambling around in Search of Brains to Eat… but not much more, according to this Detailed look at the New Zombie Lifestyle. Filled with Deadpan Tips on how to Succeed in the coming Zombie Apocalypse, it covers the Basics of Caring for Decomposing Flesh, Practical Suggestions for overcoming Obstacles, and Instructions for Attacking the Living! Bloody Good Fun!
via Amazon #Ad
-
Zombie Underwear
Want to Scare your Girlfriend (or Boyfriend) really Bad? Then slide on a Pair of these Zombie Underwear and let the FUN Begin! These Underwear feature a Close up of a Black and White Zombie with Red Eyes and…
-
Zombie Charlie Brown Enamel Pin
HAHAHAHA! This kills me. It’s Charlie Brown as you’ve never seen him before: DEAD! A zombie Charlie Brown that’s too cute to pass up. With his classic yellow and black zig-zag print shirt, this is an enamel pin with…
-
Zombie Eye Pinata
LMAO! I Really Adore this Awesome Piñata. It’s a Big Green Zombie Eye that has a Bright Yellow Bloodshot Pupil and Dangling Bloody Optic Nerves. YIKES! What FUN it would be for a Party and Kids trying to POP…
-
Zombie Apocalypse Shower Curtain
If this doesn’t sum up the Zombie Apocalypse, I don’t know what does… It’s like a Graphic Scene right out of a Horror Movie, the Guy gets the Girl, amid the Zombie Horde, and he’s Passionately Kissing her, and…
-
No, Not Carl Coffee Cup
“NO, NOT CARL!” Is exactly what I thought when I watched the Mid-Season Finale of The Walking Dead. Why Carl? Really? I keep thinking ‘There’s so many other Characters I’d like to Kill off… But not Carl!’ (Unless for…
-
Plush Zombie House with Zombies/Pet
Awwww, they never had Zombies to play with when I was a kid… But today, RAWWRRRRRR! It’s Zombie-Time with this Fun Undead Playset. Featuring Plush Toys, Zombies, a Pet Black Cat, and even a Zombie Haunted House. Zombie House…
-
Zombie Shower Curtain
This Shower Curtain will look Great in your Bloody Bathroom. It’s a Zombie Shower Curtain that Features the Undead Rising from the Grave. SWEET! This Curtain is a Standard Sized Curtain and has Art Work just on the Front….
-
Redneck Zombie Jokes
LOL! Just hearing the name of this book makes me laugh… Redneck Zombie Jokes! Really? Okay… Here’s one of em: “What sugary, inexpensive treat do Redneck Zombie children look forward to eating at snack time?” “Jelly-Belly Buttons!” Nice… Perfectly…
Prices could change at any time!