So Now You’re a Zombie Handbook
HA! There is more to Undeath than Shambling around in Search of Brains to Eat… but not much more, according to this Detailed look at the New Zombie Lifestyle. Filled with Deadpan Tips on how to Succeed in the coming Zombie Apocalypse, it covers the Basics of Caring for Decomposing Flesh, Practical Suggestions for overcoming Obstacles, and Instructions for Attacking the Living! Bloody Good Fun!
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Zombie Cat Cross Pendant
HA, What a Crazy Combo: Religion and the Undead… Oh wait, that’s not too far fetched, right? But this Pendant surely is. A White Zombie Cat (looks like the Cat from the Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse), that’s…
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Feed The Zombies Coaster Set
Need a Bloody Mary? Or Two! :) Let every Hour be Zombie Hour with this 4-Piece Zombie Coaster Set. These 4″ Coasters feature the Red Warning Sign Reading “Please Do Not Feed The Zombies”! It’s Fun, Festive, and it…
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Zombie Strippers Blu-ray
“What do you call a 350-pound Stripper?” “Broke!” “What’s the Difference between a Magician and a Stripper?” “One has a Cunning Stunt…” You know, if there’s Strippers in the Zombie Apocalypse, I probably wouldn’t mind getting Chewed to Pieces….
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Zombies Rock Guitar Pick Earrings
LMAO! You can choose your Friends, but you can’t choose the Zombie that Bites you! Right? Well, with these Incredibly Fun Dangly Earrings, you certainly can PICK a PAIR of Undead FUN! For they’re Guitar Pick Earrings with Little…
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World War Z Game
Join Forces with other Players to Defeat the Zombies and Save the World with this Ultra-Cool World War Z Game (Based on the Action Blockbuster starring Brad Pitt). Game includes Board, Pawns, Battle Die, Role Cards, Combat Cards, Extinction…
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Walking Dead Zombie Wallet
OH MY… Talk about Crazy Shi… Look at this Wallet. WOW! The Most Freakiest Zombie Wallet you’ll ever see. With Dry Zombie Skin, Stitches, Bone and Eyeball… It’s a Horror Sight for sure. Handmade for the Walking Dead Fans,…
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Zombie Glasses
Need a Quick Costume? Want some FUN? Going as a ZOMBIE? Well, these Simple, but Effective Zombie Glasses are just the Trick! Featuring a Pair of Black Glasses with ZOMBIE EYES, these throw-on Props will Frighten all the Poor…
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Zombie Vinyl Dog Toys
I LOVE it when my Dog plays with Dead Things… Raccoons, Chickens, Pigs, Cats, DOGS… HA! And these Fun Bloody Vinyl Toys are PERFECT for my Pooch! Vinyl Toys with Squeakers, Original and Creative Designs, Cool, Creepy-Looking Characters, one…
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