So Now You’re a Zombie Handbook

March 2, 2015

HA! There is more to Undeath than Shambling around in Search of Brains to Eat… but not much more, according to this Detailed look at the New Zombie Lifestyle. Filled with Deadpan Tips on how to Succeed in the coming Zombie Apocalypse, it covers the Basics of Caring for Decomposing Flesh, Practical Suggestions for overcoming Obstacles, and Instructions for Attacking the Living! Bloody Good Fun!

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  • Gelatin Mold Zombie Brain

    Have some Brain Food with this Fun Green Zombie-Brain Mold. Plastic Mold is 3″ Deep and Comes with Two Recipes on the Box: 1) Nauseating Gray Yummy Brain Gelatin Mold and (2) Bright Green Version Infested with Worms!… But…

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  • Coffee Zombie Girl Earrings

    These Earrings are SO ME in the Morning! Without my Coffee, I’m nothing but a Walking Zombie! HA! These Novelty Dangling Drop Oval Charm Earrings are Metal Earrings that have a 3D Urethane Encased Design Featuring a Zombie Girl…

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  • Snack Time Zombie Baby Prop

    LOL! Let the Dead Baby Jokes Begin! HA! This Little Piggy Went to Market, this Little Piggy Stayed Home – and that was a Bad Idea with the Snack Time Zombie Baby around. Transform Nursery Rhymes into Horrible Crimes…

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  • Tire Swing Zombie Boy

    LOL! Zombies ALWAYS have FUN! And look at this little Zombie Boy, Swinging from a Tire strung up by a Rope… Makes you want to join in and Push! Decorate your Garden or Yard with this Tire Swing Zombie…

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  • Peel N Place Zombie Decorations

    These make Decorating for your Next Zombie Party a Breeze… And a SCARE! They’re Peel and Stick Zombie Deals that will make your Bathroom a HAUNT… Featuring a Creepy Mirror Zombie Decal that’s Frightening and Freaky, an Undead Toilet…

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  • Zombie Gingerbread Cookie Cutter

    Oh the Smell of Gingerbread Man Cookies at Christmas… Surely the Scent will Bring the Undead. No Doubt. For they’re Zombie Gingerbread Man Cookies that are Walking Dead Fun. With a Festive Evil Face and Ragged Bones and Body,…

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  • Zombie Coffin Box

    Beautiful… Til Death do we Part… And even then; NAH! Because This Cadaver doesn’t Rest in Pieces… It’s a Zombie, and it’s a Coffin Trinket Box. Store your Rings, Coins, Brains in this Fun Zombie Loving Box. Shaped like…

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  • Zombie Neck Tie

    When you want something Bloody and Colorful on your NECK… How about a Zombie? A Scary Frightening Zombie that’s Printed on a Neck Tie, and IDEAL for the Professional Walking Dead. Orange and Black Zombies, Printed on a Cotton…

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