So Now You’re a Zombie Handbook

March 2, 2015

HA! There is more to Undeath than Shambling around in Search of Brains to Eat… but not much more, according to this Detailed look at the New Zombie Lifestyle. Filled with Deadpan Tips on how to Succeed in the coming Zombie Apocalypse, it covers the Basics of Caring for Decomposing Flesh, Practical Suggestions for overcoming Obstacles, and Instructions for Attacking the Living! Bloody Good Fun!

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  • Severed Hand Zombie Necklace

    LMAO! Nice. Real Nice. It’s the Most Perfect Necklace anyone could ever want… An Extra Hand. A Zombie Hand. Severed. Bloody. Broken. Strung from a Pendant like a Trophy. Plus, they also sell Feet, Eyes, Fingers, Hearts and Organs….

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  • Zombie Strike Double Blaster

    Put a Double Tap on every Zombie you see with this Doublestrike Blaster! The Compact, One-Handed Design lets you Load Fast and Fire! And when you Cock the Blaster and pull the Trigger, the Double Tap is Automatic because…

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  • Crawling Zombie Lawn Decoration

    Oh Geez… I think I had a Mild Heart Attack. Because this Creepy Ass Zombie Girl is Crawling across my Lawn. YIKES! A Frightening Zombie Prop that’ll add some Lovely Decor to your Undead Landscape. With Black Eyes, Stringy…

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  • Severed Zombie Finger Pin

    With zombies, they’re always giving you the finger, the eyeballs, the guts, the brains… What a mess! Luckily, this finger, attaches to your lapel and you can keep track of it everywhere you go. It’s a fun blue zombie…

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  • Rick Grimes Coral T-Shirt

    Oh Man… I Laughed Out Loud when I saw this… Any True Walking Dead Fan knows exactly what this is… It’s Rick Grimes Crying Carl (S3EP4 – Watch it here on YouTube) after T-dog dies and Carl shoots Lori,…

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  • Zombie Easter Eggs

    LMAO!!!! These are FUN! Ideal Easter Eggs for the Walking Dead Fan, for sure. Great White Eggs, with Zombie Silhouettes, Splatters of Bright Red Blood, and the Words: THEY ARE RISEN! Awesome! What more could you ask for? A…

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  • The Walking Dead Huge Canvas Print

    STFU… This Canvas Print is gonna give me Nightmares, for sure. Featuring a Massive Zombie Horde, Bloody, Creepy, Gory, Freaky, Heading directly towards you. A Great Print that’s Ideal for any Walking Dead Fan’s Wall. Printed in 4 Different…

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  • Zombie Christmas Carols

    ZOMBIES! Christmas Carols? HA! “Fresh Brains Roasting on an Open Fire…” Yes, Christmas is on its way, and all the Little Boys and Ghouls are Dreaming of Stockings Filled with Candied Eyes and Bleeding Body Parts. Right? “I Saw…

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