So Now You’re a Zombie Handbook
HA! There is more to Undeath than Shambling around in Search of Brains to Eat… but not much more, according to this Detailed look at the New Zombie Lifestyle. Filled with Deadpan Tips on how to Succeed in the coming Zombie Apocalypse, it covers the Basics of Caring for Decomposing Flesh, Practical Suggestions for overcoming Obstacles, and Instructions for Attacking the Living! Bloody Good Fun!
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Zombie Turkey Rubber Stamp
LOL Aren’t all Turkey’s Zombies? Dead to the World? Nothing but Dinner, Stuffing, Legs and Thighs? I think so… But now, EVERYTHING can be Zombie Turkeys, for this Fun Rubber Stamp is Dead Turkey Heaven. Handmade Graphics featuring a…
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Zombie Cat Enamel Pin
HA… This reminds me of all those B Movie Horror Flicks… It’s a Zombie Cat Pin that’s Unique, Fun, and Handmade. Featuring a Colorful Enamel Lapel Pin that looks just like a Scribbled Note Reading “Cat Dead, Details Later”……
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Zombie Foot Shoe Covers
HA! Look like a Zombie Everyday with these Fun Bloody Shoe Covers that look just like Real Zombie’s Feet! Gnarly! These Covers slip on over your own Shoes and transforms your Attire into DIRE! It’s the Ten Second Disguise…
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Round Zombie Pet Bed
LMAO, even your Pets aren’t Safe from the Hands of Zombies… Especially when it comes to this Lovely, Handmade Pet Bed. Perfect for your Dog or Cat, featuring Walking Zombies, Gruesome and Scary. Designed with an Amazingly Soft Padded…
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The Walking Dead 2017 Wall Calendar
You can’t get a More Appropriate Gift on Christmas for a Zombie Lover, than a 2017 Wall Calendar for The Walking Dead! Featuring Walkers, The Eaters, Biters, & Roamers of AMC’s Walking Dead, you’ll get a Face full of…
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Kill Zombies Coffee Mug
Oh if only this was our To Do List… 1) Wake Up 2) Shoot Zombies. HA! Love it! Such a Fun Simple White Coffee Mug that is IDEAL for any Walking Dead, Z Nation, or iZombie Fan. A High…
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Rotting Jaw Zombie Mask
Geez… I look like this when I’m trying to get that last mound of Nutella out of the jar… WOW! It’s a Frightening Zombie Mask, if you’ve ever seen one. With a Black Open Mouth, Rotting Jaw, Crispy Tongue,…
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Zombie Magnet Set
Decorate any Magnetic Surface with this Awesome Dress-Up Magnet Set. Measuring Approximately 7″ x 10″, you simply Remove the Magnet Pieces and Mix and Match them to Create a Fun and Hilarious Effect. Strong, Full-Sheet, is Flexible, made of…
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