Beating Heart Zombie Morphsuit
Scary, Creepy, Bloody… I LOVE IT! It’s a Frightening Morphsuit that features a Hideous Gray Zombie, Muscles, Bones, a Beating HEART… Yep, that’s right. This Morphsuit has a Heartbeat. Literally. Slide your Smartphone behind the Suit, and let the Nightmares begin. It’s Perfect for Halloween, Parties, Trick or Treating. Some Gore that’s High Impact, Visual, and SICK! 87% Polyester, 13% Spandex, get yours TODAY!
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Christmas Zombie Elf on a Shelf
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO! It’s Elf on a Shelf, that Naughty No-Good Elf, being worse than ever, for this Elf is DEAD. Undead. A Zombie Elf that’s Hilarious, Mean, and Looking for Brains. It’s Zombie Elf, with Yellow-Blood-Shot Eyes, covered with Blood,…
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Grow a Zombie Garden
LOL… That’s exactly what you want to see Sticking up out of the Grass… A ZOMBIE! Well, now you can with this Ultra-Cool Zombie Garden Kit, where you can Grow A Garden with ZOMBIES! Kit Includes 16 Pieces of…
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Crazy Zombie Stories
These Zombie Stories are actually Funny Mad Libs! Remember those? Well, KIDS will not only LOVE these Zombie Stories, but they’ll Laugh until they Die. True Story! These Zombie Activity Books will Provide Horrors of Fun. Just Fill in…
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Zombie Mail Box
How COOL is this? It’s a 19-inch Durable Steel Mail Box that’s ZOMBIE EDITION! Let the World know that you LOVE Zombies with this Kick Ass Mail Box. Featuring Bloody Hand Prints, Bio-Hazard Logo, Caution: Zombie Crossing, Warning: Please…
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Daryl & Rick Mug with Molded Zombie
SCARRRRRY! You’re Drinking Coffee? During the Zombie Apocalypse? Guess being Chased by Men and Monsters isn’t enough to keep your Caffeine fix going… Either Way. Enjoy! And with this Great Coffee Mug, you can Sip away at your Leisure……
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Stalking Dead Zombie Poker Figurine
Nice! It’s Poker like you’ve never seen before… An Undead Tournament; ZOMBIE STYLE!!! With “Stalking Dead” Zombies playing Poker, you’ll Laugh and Smile at their Cheating Hands, Beer and Blood! A Limited-Edition Stalking Dead Poker Figurine, a Fiendish First-Ever…
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Funny Dabbing Zombie T-Shirt
Oh this Shirt is Awesome… Such a Funny T-Shirt for Halloween. It’s the Dabbing Zombie T-Shirt, Featuring a Hilarious Green Undead Dabbing, of course. Bloody, Ripped Shirt, Torn Jeans, one Tennis Shoe… Printed on a Variety of T-Shirt Colors:…
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Zombie Cookie Warmer Mug
This is Awesome… A Coffee Mug that’s also a Cookie Warmer… (Or really, use it Warm your Brains!) A Great Green Mug with an Adorable Zombie Face of Bulging Eyes, Jagged Teeth, Bloody Brains and a Gaping Mouth for…
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