Buttcrack Prime Movie
You gotta see a Movie called “Buttcrack”! It’s required if you love Zombie Comedies. Wade’s constantly Exposed Buttcrack annoys his Roommate Brian and his Girlfriend to a point where they decide to Kill Wade. Unfortunately, Wade’s Vengeful Voodoo Sister Zombifies his Ass (as well as the Rest of his Body) to Terrorize Brian, and then the Laughter begins. We’re all Zombies in the End… Right?
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Zombie Rotting Flesh Bangle
Such a lovely piece of Jewelry… Bursting Skin, Bloody Holes, Puss filled Blisters… YUM! It’s the Coolest, Creepiest Bangle Bracelet you’ll ever Wear, for it’s handmade out of Polymer Clay, using Acrylic Paint, Wood, Matte Varnish, and Gloss Varnish…
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Zombies Kitchen Towel Oven Mitt
Ha, Real Nice. Zombies in the Kitchen. Gotta Cook those Brainsssss. And to do so, you’ll need a Lovely Dish Towel and Oven Mitt. And this Set, is Dying to be Used and Abused. With Fancy Colorful Designs of…
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Terminus Map Poster
Nice! It’s a Terminus Map Poster to hang on your Wall… AWESOME! Terminus is the Deadly Location in the AMC Walking Dead Universe. It’s a High Quality Rolled Poster that’s a Perfect Gift for the Die Hard Fan. Ever…
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Mad Zombies Blu-ray
Unscrupulous Breeders Concoct a Formula to Fatten their Cattle and Turn them into Burgers Faster! But the Side Effects were soon Felt. The Bodies of the Cattle, Processed Meat, Contaminated the Villagers and Turned them into Zombies. At the…
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Give Me The Brain Card Game
Give Me the Brain Card Game is Fun and Hilarious Game where you try to Empty your Hand. With Two Kinds of Cards: Bid Cards and Job Cards, you Roll the Die, take the Bid, and Play out your…
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The Walking Deadlift Underwear Briefs
LMAO! Yeah, Okay. A Zombie into Fitness. How Adorable. Until someone Loses an Arm! And with these Fun Briefs, it’s so much more… They’re The Walking Dead… Er, Walking DeadLIFT Underwear Briefs that’s Perfect for the Walking Dead Fan….
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Zombie Coloring Book 1
Well if this isn’t the Best Zombie Valentine’s Day Gift (other than Brains), I don’t know what is. For it’s a Zombie Coloring Book that’s Perfect for your Undead Cupid Friend. Full of Fun Loving Zombies, Bloody Hearts, Weapons,…
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Video Games Zombie Apocalypse T-Shirt
So So True! Ever since DOOM came out, kids all across the World have been Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse. Slashing, Stabbing, Shooting, Running… It’s all Fun and Games until you Lose an Eye (Sorry Glenn). And now, with…
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