Cleaver Zombie
This is a Real Butcher Knife. Repeat… THIS IS NOT A TOY! It’s a Real Cleaver, for Cutting Veggies, Chicken, Fingers, Toes, and ZOMBIES! Slice and Dice anything you want with this Very Cool Zombie Tool. Green Blade, Bloody Metal, with Zombie Faces and Foes… It’s a Cleaver IDEAL for the Zombie Lover, Walking Dead Fan, or any Fanatic who just likes to Mangle Heads or Hearts. It’s the only way to CUT!
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Zombie Microwave Cling
LMAO! “Hey, is that a Meat Loaf in the Microwave?” HA! Freak them all out with this Crazy, Bloody Zombie Microwave Cling. Stick it on the Microwave and let the Screams begin! Looking like a Melted Zombie Head was…
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Undead Salt And Pepper Shakers
“Oh Crap! I got Salt in my Dead Eye Again! Rats!” And with these Fun Loving Salt and Pepper Shakers, it’s all a little Salty. For it’s Zombie Head Shakers, with Gruesome Undead Mugs, Creepy Eyes, Horrible Teeth, Blood,…
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Zombie Dad Car Decal
Oh Dad… Got Bit! Now he’s a Zombie… Such is Life (and Death)! So Celebrate Dad and Father’s Day with this Hilarious Zombie Dad Car Decal. 5″ x 3″ Decal that will Slap on your Vehicle’s Window (or any…
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Zombie Nursery Rhymes
Nice…. It’s the Jack and Jill Went Up to Kill: A Book of Zombie Nursery Rhymes! How Sweet! Nothing’s too Bloody, Graphic or Dire for your Little Zombie Bait, right? Talk about Seriously Twisted (with Eye-Popping Illustrations)… Devour Mother…
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I Love Zombies Postage Stamp
Oh Man… If you’ve ever wanted to LICK a Zombie, NOW YOU CAN! Because these Cool Custom Postage Stamps are ZOMBIFIED! They are I Love Zombies Postage Stamps (REAL STAMPS) that you can Lick and Stick… Featuring a Red…
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Putin Zombie Silicone Mask
This mask is KILLER! Literally! It’s a zombie mask that resembles Putin, HA! Oddly terrifying, and very realistic. Handmade out of silicone, this mask easily slips over your own head and transforms you into the undead. This mask can…
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Walking Dead Negan Lucille Poster
Incredible likeness… It’s a Poster Print of Negan from the Walking Dead. Negan and his Trusty Bat; Lucille (Can’t wait to see what happens tonight)… Featured in All Lovely Shades of Black, and Generous Amounts of RED, you’ll just…
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TWD Here’s Negan! Board Game
In The Walking Dead: Here’s Negan! – The Board Game, each person takes on the role of one of Negan’s ambitious followers: Sherry, Dwight, Laura, John or Tara, who must clear the factory “Sanctuary” of Walkers. Danger lurks around…
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