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I Love Your Guts Zombie Gift Basket
Awwwwww! I Love your GUTS! This Gift Basket is Festive and BLOODY! Featuring a Wonderful Collection of Toys and Candy that are just Oozing everything Zombie (even includes a Squirt Gun for those Zombie Hordes). It’s the Perfect Way…
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Zombie Toilet Paper Holder
Damn it! You can’t even take a POOP without Zombies trying to get you! HA! And with this Creepy Ass Zombie Toilet Paper Holder, it’s looking to Bite your Hand every time you reach for a Wipe. 7.5″ High,…
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Zombie USA 4th Of July T-Shirt
I could see this happening… Zombies Walking around on the 4th of July, being Patriotic and Crap: American Brains! And now, you can have some Bloody Fun on Independence Day with this Hilarious T-Shirt. Coming in all sorts of…
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Zombie Beer Wine Bottle Opener
It’s a Bottle Opener that’s FAST and FUN! A Zombie Opener that not only Opens Beer, but WINE! V-ROD Opener, a.k.a. Speed Opener… Works as a Standard Speed Opener and a Liquor Pourer Spout Remover for Wine. A Must-Have…
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Daryl Dixon Walking Dead Sport Watch
What Time is it? Time to Kill Zombies! That, and anything else that stands in Daryl Dixon’s way. It’s a Great Looking “The Walking Dead” Sport Wrist Watch that’s Masculine, Green Faced, Full of Kick Ass Daryl and FUN!…
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Zombie Stick Incense Burner
Do you Smell Brains? Nope, that’s Just Jasmine… Because this Incense is Burning Bright and Stabbed in a Zombie’s Head. Yeah! Featuring a Zombie Incense Burner with an Ugly Undead Soul. Crawling up out of the Grave, Hungry, Snarling,…
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Zombie Snack Baby Hat
You know you’re a Zombie Fan when you think of your kids as SNACKS! Zombie Snacks, perfect for the coming Zombie Apocalypse. If you gotta go, you may as well feed the Dead. And with this Baby Hat, you’ll…
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Pat The Zombie Book
LOL! This is Pat the Zombie: A Cruel (Adult) Spoof, and it’s a Macabre Mash-Up of the Children’s Classic “Pat the Bunny” and the Present-Day Zombie Phenomenon, with the Tactile Features of the Original Book Revoltingly Re-Imagined for an…












