Crochet Baby Zombie Shoes
LMAO! Oh there’s nothing I like better then a zombie baby… er, zombie baby shoes. Talk about cute, and green, and hilarious. A fine pair of knitted crochet shoes, ideal for the undead soft chewy baby. Such a treat. Handmade with green and black, a stitched smile and jet black eyes… Frankenstein, zombie, the walking dead… Fun stuff that will make everybody scream. Get your set of booties today.
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Grow A Zombie
That’s exactly what I want… A Zombie that Grows 600%… Like a Zombie isn’t Bad enough by itself, let alone a BIG one! HA! Well, this Zombie does just that. IT GROWS Mucho Grande! Submerge in Water and Watch…
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Men’s Zombie Horde Boxer Briefs
Rawrrrr! If these underwear aren’t appropriate with the words “Good Luck”, then I don’t know what is. It’s a fun, colorful zombie horde print that makes these boxer briefs stand out in a crowd of undead. Made of a…
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Patriotic Zombie Square Ornament
It’s the 4th of July! Happy Independence Day! And nothing is more FREE than Zombies! So with this Hilarious Take on “Uncle Sam”, let this Zombie tell you what they really want: BRAINS! Red, White and Blue Brains. Or…
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Zombie Gummy Candy
BRAINSSSSSS! ARMSSSSSSSS! LEGSSSSSSSS! ZOMBIES!!!!!!!! It’s Gummy Candy like you’ve never had before… Zombie Style! Of Course… Great Gummies in the Shape of Zombies are Perfect for your next Halloween, Costume, or Undead Party! 14 Gummy Zombies Per Package, and…
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Zombie Kid Costume
Oh man. Remember that time when Timmy was out playing Football and got Tackled by a Zombie? That was the Good Ole Days… Before the Zombie Apocalypse… And now, everything’s just Undead, Brains and Blood. Sigh! This Costume reminds…
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Everything You Ever Wanted to Know…
This is a Book that every UNDEAD FAN needs to read; a book appropriately called: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Zombies! (Available in Paperback and Kindle.) It’s the most Comprehensive Zombie Handbook ever Published! In one Indispensable…
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Plants vs Zombies 3D Jigsaw Puzzle
Like Puzzles? Zombies? 3D? Well, you’re gonna FLIP when you put together this Plants vs. Zombies 3D Puzzle then. Featuring all the Crazy Creatures from the Wildly Popular Game, this 3D Puzzle is Fun and Festive, with Bright Graphic…
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Zombie Haiku Poetry For Your Brains
Oh Boy… It’s Zombie Haiku; Good Poetry For Your…Brains, and it’s written by an Undead Poet. Featuring Firsthand Experiences during the Zombie Plague, this Journal of Cute Poetry continues, even after the author is DEAD. So a Zombie Haiku,…
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