Even Zombies Wash their Hands

March 14, 2020

Well… This is the time, more than ever, to wash up; dead or not. And this sign, bathroom decor, is just the friendly reminder to everyone; including kids, adults, and yes, zombies, to wash their hands. Grim, green, and a little bloody too, this statement is clear; wash or die (2 minuses and the fingertips). Professionally printed with a matte finish on Kodak Professional Paper, color art print only, no mat or frame included. So get your sign, hang it, and keep the evil germs away.

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