Oh the Sweet Smell of Brains… Zombie Brains. Dangling from your Neck like some Morbid Scene from The Walking Dead. Fresh, Ripe, and Handmade from Polymer Clay, 2″ long, these Oozing Brains are Toxic Green, Blackened with Dry Rot,…

…and then he said “BOOM HEADSHOT!” Nice. Real Nice. It’s a Zombie Winter Scarf like no others; White, Filled with Zombies tellings Stories around a Campfire, and FUN! With Hilarious Graphics, this Undead Neck Warmer will be the Ideal…

I WANT THIS! WOW! It’s Origami, but with ZOMBIES! HA! An Entire Kit that shows you How to Fold Paper into Cool Looking Zombies… What more can you Ask for? Paper? It’s Included! Fold 13 Rambling, Flesh Eating Zombies…

This Valentine’s, give her your Brains, and your Heart! For it’s a Zombie Teddy Bear, that’s Bloody Good Fun. A Vermont Bear, Gray with Stitchings, Carrying a Handful of Brains “Romantic Dinner for Two”, Gift Wrapped, of course. 15…

If the Zombies are coming, you better have your Zombie Socks on, because those Suckers are fast! Fun Zombie Socks for the Zombie Lover… 9 Unique and Colorful Socks, made out of 98% Polyester and 2% Spandex, will Adorn…

OH MAN… This Puppet, err, Marionette, is KICK ASS COOL! If you’ve ever wanted to Walk your Own Undead, then you really need to get a Handle on this. It’s a Walking Dead Zombie, that’s a Fun Marionette… Strings,…

Well okay, this is a Delight! It’s a Lovely Necklace featuring a Zombie Autopsy… And it’s Freaking Horrific! (Makes me Drool) With a Handmade Torso (Polymer Clay) Sliced Open Cavity showing Ribs, the Black Heart, Lungs, Intestines and Liver,…

Well, whatever happens today, Election Day, one things for sure… It’ll be a Zombie D.C. For neither Candidate is bound to get anything done. It’s Dead, Stalemate, Stuck in a Brainless Dome for the next 4-8 years… Shmit Happens….