Father’s Day Zombie Survival Kit
Father’s Day is coming (June 18th, 2017), so all those UNDEAD DADS, Zombie Lovers, Walking Dead Fans, get them a Gift Basket, a Survival Kit they’ll sure Appreciate. A Father’s Day Survival Kit filled with Brain Food; Protein; TNT; Twinkies; Ammo; Gun; and Rations. Fun Stuff sure to bring a Smile. And Blood! HA! All Wrapped up in a Gift Box… Happy Father’s Day Greeting Card Included! Nice!
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Zombies Floating Foam Keychain
You know that feeling… Floating in the Water, Surrounded by Zombies, Unable to Start the Boat because your Keys Sank to the Bottom… Sigh! Should have bought a Floating Keychain, just like this Fun Green Zombie Keychain here. It…
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Zombie Gnomes Bye Bye Birdie
This Pink Flamingo Lawn Ornament has seen better days… Because Zombie Gnomes (Nose-less Ned, Greedy Gary, and Bartolomeu) are Ripping it to Shreds! Featuring a Zombie Decoration Handmade out of Weather and Mold Resistant Paint, Sealer, and Cement Blend,…
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3 Pack Zombie Teeth
Somethin’ Smells Rotten… And I think it’s your Breath! But that’s to be expected when you’re a Zombie, full of Decay, with the Worst set of Teeth a Dentist could see… Because these are Zombie Teeth, 3-Pack, and they…
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Marge Simpsons Zombie Plush
“RAwrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” It’s Marge. Mrs. Simpsons stuffed. She’s now a fun zombie plush toy. Right from the comics, the cartoons, Halloween and the Tree House of Horrors, it’s the mother of all mayhem; Marge. There’s something sinister afoot in Springfield…
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Zombie Face Fleece Blanket
LMAO! This Zombie looks like it got run over by a steam-roller… HA! Now that’s FLAT! It’s the Perfect item to Snuggle up to when it’s Cold to the Bone, for this Zombie Faced Blanket is Handmade, Fleece, and…
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Zombie Pillow Pet Guy
Come here. Lay your Head Down. Let the Zombie Whisper Sweet Nothings in your Ear… “CHOMP!!!!” HA! Nothing but a Little Zombie Pillow for some Zombie FUN! Green Zombie with a Dress Shirt, Tie, and a BLOODY ATTIRE! Colorful,…
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Walking Dead Zombie Knife
What a Great Gift for the Hunter… A Zombie Knife! A Blade with the Sickest Artwork around (Artwork By Co-creator Tony Moore). It’s Walking Dead Walkers… Kick Ass Cool! Zombies that come in 6 Fun Colors like Toxic Green…
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Rotting Face Lycra Face Zombie Mask
SICKKKKK! It’s a Mask that Turns your Face into a Rotting Zombie. Featuring a Rotting Face Zombie Lycra Mask that you simply slip over your Head and you’re good as Dead. Gross, Bloody, Scary, this Mask is Lightweight, Freaky,…
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