Grandma-Attack of the Geriatric Zombies
LMAO! Usually when you go to Grandma’s, she FEEDS YOU! HA! Now, she’s some Demented Zombie who is making your Vacation HELL! Appropriately named “GRANDMA – Attack of the Geriatric Zombies Novel”, this book takes you where Grandpa never went… The Undead. Because now, everything’s gone Horribly Wrong. Except the Price, FREE for Kindle Unlimited, $9.99 for Paperback… Choose Wisely!
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Zombie Swamp Man Head on Pedestal
Stick this in the Corner and SCREAMMMMMM! It’s a Crazy Creepy Zombie that’s Frightfully Funny. Featuring a Bust, a Head of an Undead, Shrouded with Swamp Moss and Glistening with Red Glowing Eyes. 21″ Tall Mantle Bust Piece, on…
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Zombie Dog Arm Puppet
“BarrrrRrrrRrrRRR-Rawwwrrrr-Rar!” That’s a Zombie Dog. And he’s attached to your Arm. Could be worse, could be your Neck. But in this Case, it’s a Zombie Puppet that’s the Ideal Toy for any Undead Girl or Boy. Featuring a Sick…
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Zombie Dice Tray
What an Ideal Tray for the Zombie Lover at Heart. Featuring a 12″ x 6″ Tray (Compact, but not Cramped), High Quality, Excellent Portability Board, with a Lovely Zombie Hand (White Hand on a Red Background). So Cool, so…
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Zombie Hanging Air Freshener
LMAO! It’s a Dead Zombie Car Air Freshener that hangs from your Rear View Mirror! “What’s that Smell?” HA! It’s Rotten Flesh… Actually, it has a Fruity Scent, but it still looks Cool as Hell. Measuring 6.5″ High, it…
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Zombie Paracord Bead
Oh yeah… This Zombie Bead is Perfect for your Paracord Bracelet (And if you don’t have a Paracord Bracelet, go HERE and Buy yourself a Cool Paracord Bracelet Kit). You can put this Very Cool and Creepy Hungry Zombie…
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Walking Dead Pinball Machine
OMG! I’ve Died and Gone to Zombieland… It’s a Pinball Machine that’s Walking Dead! WOW! Inspired by the Hugely Popular AMC Show, this Pinball Machine brings the Hit Series to Life! This Game Features everything Die-Hard Fans would want…
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Zombie Bowling Ball
Oh Yeahhhhhhhhhhh! It’s TIME to Bowl some Zombies… COOL! It’s a Bowling Ball with the Face of a Gruesome Bloody Zombie Head Rolling down the Alley! Will it be a Strike? Or a Spare EYE! HA! Coming in 10…
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Certified Zombie Killer Underwear
Woah there Killer, settle down… There’s something Dead in Denmark! Eh? And it’s coming from your Pants. For it’s Certified Zombie Killer Underwear, that’s Black, White, and TOXIC too! Coming in Waist Sizes Small – XXXLarge, these Fun Underwear…
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