How To Speak Zombie
In a World Overtaken by Zombies, the only Hope for Survival is Learning the Language of the Undead. This Book Demonstrates how to Blend in and Avoid being Eaten while carrying on with everyday Activities like Ordering a Latte, and Shopping at a Zombie-Infested Mall. “RAHHHhh!” Informative, Fun, and with a BRAINS Button that can be used in any Situation! Cool!
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Dong of the Dead
Oh Man, I Laughed at this one. It’s a Zombie Dong… HA HA HA! A Sculpture that looks like a Zombie, and something Phallic as well. It’s just not right. But oh so Funny! With Bloody Hands, Exposed Ribs,…
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Zombie Head Squishy Balls
Sweet… The Most Fun Squishy Balls you’ll ever Uncover. It’s Zombie Heads, Bright, Colorful, made of Rubber, and when Squished in your Hand, Grossness Appears; Liquid Blood with a Disgusting Surprise inside; Rats, Brains, Guts… It’s all Gory Good….
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TWD Steven Yeun Autographed Photo
I tell you, this was one of the Most Memorable Moments in The Walking Dead History… I just about Died myself. Glenn, on top of the Dumpster, then Falling into the Horde of Walkers… INSANE! Talk about a Heart…
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Shaun of the Dead Book
“Gleefully Funny And Gruesomely Gory!” This Graphic Novel is from the Shaun of the Dead Movie. Brain-Hungry Zombies Shamble through the Streets of London, but all Unambitious Electronics Salesman Shaun (Simon Pegg) cares about is his Girlfriend Liz, who…
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Walking Dead Bluetooth Clock Radio
The Walking Dead Bluetooth Alarm Clock Radio allows you to Wake up to your Favorite Music. Charge your Phone or USB Supported Device. Listen to a Playlist on your Phone or Bluetooth Device. The Alarm Clock has two Alarms…
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Bloody Zombie Cupcake Toppers
Crank out the Cupcakes, Bake that Cake… For the Zombies are coming, and they’re Hungry for a Treat. So Feast your Eyeballs on these Hilarious and Bloody Cupcake Toppers, and everyone will take a BITE!. Featuring 9 Scary Cupcake…
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Zombie Bug Repellent Candle
You’re gonna Need this Emergency Candle! Soon! It’s a Zombie AND Bug Repellent Candle that keeps away Pests and the Undead (like your Aunt Gertrude with the Hairy Mole)! With a Fresh Lemony Scent, it’s great for the Patio,…
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Zombie Cat Running Shoes
“MEOW MEOW MEOW RAWRRRRR!” It’s a Cat, a Zombie Cat, “RUNNNNNNN!” And with these Hilarious Tennis Shoes, you can do just that. Fun Boy’s Zombie Shoes Featuring a White Zombie Cat Crawling out of the Grave… Lightweight, Elastic, Suitable…
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