How To Speak Zombie
In a World Overtaken by Zombies, the only Hope for Survival is Learning the Language of the Undead. This Book Demonstrates how to Blend in and Avoid being Eaten while carrying on with everyday Activities like Ordering a Latte, and Shopping at a Zombie-Infested Mall. “RAHHHhh!” Informative, Fun, and with a BRAINS Button that can be used in any Situation! Cool!
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Zombie Shot Glasses
GULP GULP GULP… That’s you, Chugging down some Brew, for the Zombie Apocalypse has begun. Okay, that’s YOU everyday, but hey, when you’re Brain Dead and the Walkers are coming, who can tell the difference? It’s a Set of…
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Undead Salt And Pepper Shakers
“Oh Crap! I got Salt in my Dead Eye Again! Rats!” And with these Fun Loving Salt and Pepper Shakers, it’s all a little Salty. For it’s Zombie Head Shakers, with Gruesome Undead Mugs, Creepy Eyes, Horrible Teeth, Blood,…
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Obama Zombie Capitalism T-Shirt
LMAO! This T-Shirt is too FUNNY! It Features the Zombie Face of Obama and the words “Zombie Capitalism” underneath. Talk about Scary! This T-Shirt is Comfortable, Casual and Loose-Fitting. It’s a Heavyweight Shirt that will Quickly become one of…
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Zombies At Christmas Blu-Ray
LOL… Remember that year when Aunt Gertrude fell asleep at the Dinning Room Table and everyone thought she was Dead? Ha… She was a ZOMBIE!!!! And this Christmas, Everyone’s a Zombie. For this Insane Blu-Ray Movie, titled “Zombies at…
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Zombie Fingers Bookmark
The next time you read Stephen King’s Zombie Book “CELL”, make sure you use these. They are ZOMBIE FINGER Bookmarks! And they are GORY COOL! Looking like Real Chopped off Bloody Fingers, these Zombie Digits are made of Plastic…
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Leather Zombie Backpack
Yikes, this is Gruesome! Talk about Bone-Chilling! It’s a Backpack that looks like a Creepy, Evil, Zombie Head! Made out of Genuine Leather, this Handmade Backpack is Beyond Words! Made for People who like Unusual Things, this Backpack is…
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Zombie Hand Garland
Having a party? Need a hand? HA! How about a ton of dead hands instead. Fun, colorful, zombie hands that will certainly liven up the place. Great garland decorations that will add cheer, and fright, to any walking dead…
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Animated Bloody Zombie Death Bed
Oh those Zombies, you can never keep em down. And with this Creepy, Frightening Dead Zombie, he’ll be moving all night long. For it’s an Animated Undead Prop featuring a Dead Body, Covered with a Bloody Sheet, Equipped with…
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