Jesus H. Zombie

Alex and Jamie Hit Jesus with a Car. Brought him Home. But Who will Zombie Jesus Eat? Can they Rescue the Town? “Christ!!!” What does the H stand for in Jesus H. Christ? Urban Dictionary says “Holy”, “Haploid”, “Hell”, or “Humor”. As in… “Jesus H. Christ! My Plunger Broke!”, or “Jesus H. Christ, that Fart Smells like Rotten Ass!” Yeah… Well, you’ll be Cursing a lot too when you see the Zombies coming… Er, Jesus Zombie! Watch and scream…

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  • Zombie Slam Board Game

    Zombie Slam is a Competitive Game for 2-6 Players in which you are trying to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse by being Faster than the other Survivors! But Don’t Worry – if you Fail, you can always Try to Win…

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  • Zombie Kids Gloves

    Fun, Colorful, Comfortable, but most importantly: WARM! Seirus Jr. Gloves Designed with the little ones in mind. Far from simply Shrinking Adult Gloves down a Few Sizes… These are Built Easy to put on and take off, with enough…

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  • Zombie Gummy Candy

    BRAINSSSSSS! ARMSSSSSSSS! LEGSSSSSSSS! ZOMBIES!!!!!!!! It’s Gummy Candy like you’ve never had before… Zombie Style! Of Course… Great Gummies in the Shape of Zombies are Perfect for your next Halloween, Costume, or Undead Party! 14 Gummy Zombies Per Package, and…

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  • Daryl Dixon Zombie Ears Necklace

    OMG! This Necklace is KILLER! It’s the Famous Daryl Dixon Zombie Ear Necklace from the Hit AMC Show The Walking Dead. From Episode 5 of the Second Season (Chupacabra), Daryl is Injured and Regains Consciousness just in time to…

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  • Scooby-Doo and the Zombies DVD

    “Scooby Dooby Doo, Where are you…” You know, I always used to think that every Scooby-Doo Movie had Zombies. Didn’t they? HA! Well this one certainly does. For it’s Scooby-Doo and the Zombies DVD, that’s 61 minutes of Phantom-Buster…

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  • Bloody Mouth Earring

    What a Crazy Cool Earring (Single Earring Affectionately Called “I Brushed My Teeth!”) It’s a Bloody Mouth Zombie Head Earring! So Gory, so Different, so Scary! I LOVE IT! You’ll NEVER see another Earring like this again, that’s for…

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  • Make Your Own Wind Up Zombie

    Fun Fun Fun… It’s the Craziest Toy you’ll ever make. A Wind Up Zombie that you put together yourself! It’s a 3D Moving Puzzle Toy that features Flat Sheets that can be Pushed out and Joined together to form…

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  • Severed Zombie Head Necklace

    WOW! Look at this zombie head… It’s so cool and creepy. A miniature undead head, handmade, painted, cast from plastic, giving you the most eye-catching pendant ever. With rotting cheeks, hollowed eyes, and splatters of blood, this severed head…

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