Jesus H. Zombie
Alex and Jamie Hit Jesus with a Car. Brought him Home. But Who will Zombie Jesus Eat? Can they Rescue the Town? “Christ!!!” What does the H stand for in Jesus H. Christ? Urban Dictionary says “Holy”, “Haploid”, “Hell”, or “Humor”. As in… “Jesus H. Christ! My Plunger Broke!”, or “Jesus H. Christ, that Fart Smells like Rotten Ass!” Yeah… Well, you’ll be Cursing a lot too when you see the Zombies coming… Er, Jesus Zombie! Watch and scream…
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Raincoat Zombie Terrarium Necklace
LOL, Oh Boy, this is one Zombie that would be FUN to hang around. Especially in the Rain! He’s got a Bright Yellow Raincoat on, Bloody of Course… A Stumbling Zombie rambling through the Graveyard (RIP Tombstone), made out…
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Zombie Brains Flag
You want Brains? Tell the whole neighborhood! For this Zombie Flag can be the Perfect Promotion. It’s a Flag, made out of 100% Polyester, that’s Dye-Sublimated with Beautiful Colors (Zombie Green of course), reading “ME WANT BRAINS”. Printed on…
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Zombies At Christmas Blu-Ray
LOL… Remember that year when Aunt Gertrude fell asleep at the Dinning Room Table and everyone thought she was Dead? Ha… She was a ZOMBIE!!!! And this Christmas, Everyone’s a Zombie. For this Insane Blu-Ray Movie, titled “Zombies at…
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Plants vs Zombies Figures
Gamers will LOVE to Collect these PLANTS VS. ZOMBIES 2 Inch Figures! This Ultra-Cool Set of Six Figures includes Fan-Favorites from the Popular Game “Plants VS Zombies” (a PopCap Game) such as Bonk Choy, Snapdragon, Bloomerang, Regular Zombie, Pirate…
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Zombie Attack Fridge Magnets
Now you can Spell out your Favorite Zombie Sayings: “RAWWWWWRRRRRR!” “BRAINSSSSS!” “BARBARA!!!!!” For these Fun Bloody Letters are a Zombie Attack on your Fridge. Fun Red Letters, Dripping with Blood, Varying in Size between 1/2″ to 1 1/2″, these…
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Zombie Gnomes Bye Bye Birdie
This Pink Flamingo Lawn Ornament has seen better days… Because Zombie Gnomes (Nose-less Ned, Greedy Gary, and Bartolomeu) are Ripping it to Shreds! Featuring a Zombie Decoration Handmade out of Weather and Mold Resistant Paint, Sealer, and Cement Blend,…
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Walking Dead Comic Book Letters
Just think… You could actually spell out “RAWRRRR!” on your wall, with The Walking Dead Comic Books! SWEET! It’s Handmade 3-D Letters, that use Comics from The Walking Dead Series. These Letters are a HUGE Hit for all Walking…
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Zombie Chocolate Molds
It’s Christmas, and there’s no better way to say “Merry Christmas” then with a Chocolate Cake… MM-Rawrrr! Because this Cake has Zombies Crawling all over it. Chocolate Zombies that you Make yourself with this Cool Zombie Mold… Oven, Microwave,…
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