Jesus H. Zombie
Alex and Jamie Hit Jesus with a Car. Brought him Home. But Who will Zombie Jesus Eat? Can they Rescue the Town? “Christ!!!” What does the H stand for in Jesus H. Christ? Urban Dictionary says “Holy”, “Haploid”, “Hell”, or “Humor”. As in… “Jesus H. Christ! My Plunger Broke!”, or “Jesus H. Christ, that Fart Smells like Rotten Ass!” Yeah… Well, you’ll be Cursing a lot too when you see the Zombies coming… Er, Jesus Zombie! Watch and scream…
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Ugly Zombie Christmas Oven Mitt
Yes, this sums up Christmas… An Ugly Christmas Sweater Oven Mitt that’s covered with Animated Zombies. What Fun. Featuring a Polyester Glove that’s Perfect for Pulling Baked Brains out of the Oven, this Mitt is High Quality with Detailed…
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Zombie Sugar Cookies
Rawrrrr, Munch Munch Munch. It’s Zombies, and they’re coming for your Mouth! Zombie Sugar Cookies Featuring Fun, Colorful Undead Frosting on the Most Delightful Sugar Cookies Ever! Spooky Cookies are Perfect for a Zombie Themed Birthday Party or Halloween….
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How To Speak Zombie
In a World Overtaken by Zombies, the only Hope for Survival is Learning the Language of the Undead. This Book Demonstrates how to Blend in and Avoid being Eaten while carrying on with everyday Activities like Ordering a Latte,…
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Undead Salt Pepper Shaker Holder
“Oh My Eyes, My Eyes, I feel so SALTY…” Oh Man. This, on the counter… AWESOME! Just imagine the Stares you’ll get… HA! An Undead Zombie Salt and Pepper Holder, that’s Morbid, Bloody, and Creepy Good Fun. With a…
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Zombie Sound Effects
“RAWRRRRRRRRR!” It’s Zombies… They’re Coming… Out of your Speakers! YEAH! If you’re looking for some Incredible and Frightening Zombie Sound Effects, then this Scary Package of 80 Zombie Sounds is Right up your Undead Alley. Featuring: Large Group Zombie…
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A Creepy Zombies Coloring Book
Grab your Colored Pencils for it’s time to Color some BRAINS!!!!! Brains, Blood, Infected Eye Balls, Green Zombies, Guts, Weapons, Horrifying, Detailed, and Hilarious! Line Drawings of the Zombie Apocalypse that are a SCREAM to fill in. A FUN…
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TWD Negan T-Shirt
Who else Misses the Old Negan? He was a Bad-Ass who Killed too many People that I Loved (Never get over Glenn), but now what is he? A Wimp? Gentle? Crazy? Escaped? Yes to all… But what will he…
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Walking Dead 2016 Wall Calendar
Sweet Mother of Zombies… It’s The Walking Dead Wall Calendar for 2016! Viscous! Appropriately called: The Eaters, Biters, and Roamers of The Walking Dead, this is the Latest Calendar Featuring a Collection of Walkers from all Five Seasons of…
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