Jesus H. Zombie

Alex and Jamie Hit Jesus with a Car. Brought him Home. But Who will Zombie Jesus Eat? Can they Rescue the Town? “Christ!!!” What does the H stand for in Jesus H. Christ? Urban Dictionary says “Holy”, “Haploid”, “Hell”, or “Humor”. As in… “Jesus H. Christ! My Plunger Broke!”, or “Jesus H. Christ, that Fart Smells like Rotten Ass!” Yeah… Well, you’ll be Cursing a lot too when you see the Zombies coming… Er, Jesus Zombie! Watch and scream…

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  • Solar Powered Zombie Arm Lantern

    Looking for some Brains in the Night? Need a little Guiding Light? Well let this Zombie Arm show you the way. For it’s the Coolest Arm you’ll ever see. A Zombie Arm, holding a Lantern, that’s Solar Powered and…

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  • Zombie Bowling Pin

    SICK! What a great gift. If you like bowling, or know someone who does, and are also a zombie fan, this bowling pin is for you. It’s a hand painted bowling pin, with great gory details; exposed brains, bony…

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  • Carols Cookies Scented Candle

    Carol’s Cookies from The Walking Dead. A Classic. Watch the Scene HERE on YouTube – Season 5, Episode 13: FORGET. And you’ll never forget it for sure. Carol Peletier is the Biggest Bad Ass there is (Sorry Daryl), and…

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  • TWD Enid’s Necklace

    Enid was a main character and a survivor of the outbreak in AMC’s The Walking Dead. She was a former resident of the Alexandria Safe-Zone after her parents were devoured by walkers… SICK! And her own death came as…

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  • The Dead Will Rise Table Lamp

    Don’t turn on the light… For when you do, you’ll come face to face with the Undead… Especially when you have this Beautifully made Zombie Table Lamp. A Fun Crazy Zombie Lamp with Glowing Eyes, Horrible Teeth and Splatters…

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  • Vinyl Walking Dead Figures

    LMAO! Rick, he hasn’t looked that clean and uniformed for years… Daryl, wait, does he look bug-eyed to you? HA! It’s The Walking Dead Figures featuring Daryl Dixon, Michonne, or Rick Grimes. Officially-Licensed AMC’s The Walking Dead Merchandise, these…

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  • Zombie Hand Lantern

    Walk through the Pitch Black Night with a Light that will Show you the Zombies. They’re coming… You better RUN! It’s a Handheld Lantern that’s Everything Zombie! Featuring a Trick-Or-Treat, or Halloween Decoration that will Brighten up any Undead’s…

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  • Men’s Zombie Horde Boxer Briefs

    Rawrrrr! If these underwear aren’t appropriate with the words “Good Luck”, then I don’t know what is. It’s a fun, colorful zombie horde print that makes these boxer briefs stand out in a crowd of undead. Made of a…

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