Jesus H. Zombie
Alex and Jamie Hit Jesus with a Car. Brought him Home. But Who will Zombie Jesus Eat? Can they Rescue the Town? “Christ!!!” What does the H stand for in Jesus H. Christ? Urban Dictionary says “Holy”, “Haploid”, “Hell”, or “Humor”. As in… “Jesus H. Christ! My Plunger Broke!”, or “Jesus H. Christ, that Fart Smells like Rotten Ass!” Yeah… Well, you’ll be Cursing a lot too when you see the Zombies coming… Er, Jesus Zombie! Watch and scream…
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Zombie Remains Finger Ear Key Chains
YIKES! There’s a Zombie in your Pocket… Bloody Zombie Parts, Remains, an Ear, a Finger… How Lovely. Fun Zombie Bits and Pieces that are actually Cute Key Chains. Keep your Keys handy (in case of a Zombie Apocalypse) with…
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Zombie Apocalypse Wax Warmer
LOL… This is a FUN Gift… It’ll make your whole house smell like BRAINS! HA! This is a Zombie Wax Warmer, that heats and melts your Wax… In his BRAINS! YUM! Creepy Green Zombie, Dotted with Blood and Snarling…
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Zombie Hand Lantern
Walk through the Pitch Black Night with a Light that will Show you the Zombies. They’re coming… You better RUN! It’s a Handheld Lantern that’s Everything Zombie! Featuring a Trick-Or-Treat, or Halloween Decoration that will Brighten up any Undead’s…
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Zombie Shower Curtain
This Shower Curtain will look Great in your Bloody Bathroom. It’s a Zombie Shower Curtain that Features the Undead Rising from the Grave. SWEET! This Curtain is a Standard Sized Curtain and has Art Work just on the Front….
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Xbox One Controller Zombie Skin
Looking for a Great Gift for the Zombie Fan? Well, this Sticker Skin for the Xbox One might just be the Bloody Thing you’re looking for. Super-High Res Graphics Printed with an Ultra High Gloss Finish, helps Protect it…
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Zombie Emotion Ouija Board
Conjure up the Dead… er, UNDEAD, with this Creepy, Cool Ouija Board. It’s a Spirit Board that Features Zombie Emotions (Anger, Concern, Joy, Fear, Distrust), as well as the Usual Numbers, YES, NO, Personal and Subject. It’s a Board…
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Zombie Spandex Lycra Bodysuit
This Zombie themed Zentai Suit takes all the Fuss out of Finding the Perfect Zombie Costume. It’s made of a Spandex/Lycra Blend and Features a Green Body Suit with a Scary Face, Exposed Organs and Bones as well as…
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Walking Dead Bi-Fold Wallet
Nice… What a Lovely Wallet to Stick in your Pocket, ZOMBIES from The Walking Dead! (And trust me, there are TONS and TONS of Walking Dead Wallets available!), featuring a Bi-Fold Wallet, Perfect for your Fingers, Toes, and Money….
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