Jesus H. Zombie
Alex and Jamie Hit Jesus with a Car. Brought him Home. But Who will Zombie Jesus Eat? Can they Rescue the Town? “Christ!!!” What does the H stand for in Jesus H. Christ? Urban Dictionary says “Holy”, “Haploid”, “Hell”, or “Humor”. As in… “Jesus H. Christ! My Plunger Broke!”, or “Jesus H. Christ, that Fart Smells like Rotten Ass!” Yeah… Well, you’ll be Cursing a lot too when you see the Zombies coming… Er, Jesus Zombie! Watch and scream…
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The Zombie Glass Ornament
Sweet… Something Dead on the Tree… For it’s a Zombie Christmas with this Merry Undead Ornament. A Fun Loving Colorful Zombie, Blown out of Glass, with Red Brains, Green Skin, Golden Eyes and Bloody Teeth… Just like Uncle Phil….
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Zombie Butts Green Apple Fruit Jelly Disks
Surprise your little Zombie lover with the most flavorsome and silly gift ever. Zombie Guts Gummy Body Parts Candy are guaranteed to make anyone’s day. This ironic gift of gummy brains, eyeballs, fingers, feet and bones candy is guaranteed…
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Hangman Zombie Game
Nice! It’s Hangman… Zombified! This Cool Hangman Game Features a Magnetic Zombie that sticks to a Magnetic Game Board! With Zombie Parts, Letters and BRAINS, Kids will LOVE playing with this Poor Dead Soul. 35 Colorful Pieces, with a…
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Ask Me How Glenn Is Doing T-shirt
Oh Man… I’ve seen a lot of shirts like this, but this one takes the CAKE… To the Eye! It’s The Walking Dead, POKING Fun at Poor Glenn… With a “Ask Me How Glenn Is Doing” T-Shirt, which lifts…
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Large Juicy Zombie Bite
“Hey Doc, can you look at my Shoulder, I have this Massive Pain…” HA! This Prosthetic looks SO REAL! Scary Real! Like a Zombie Really did take a Huge Bite out of your Flesh… AWESOME! Kick Ass Cool High…
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Zombie Face T-Shirt
What a Kick Ass Cool Zombie! This Mountain Zombie Face Adult Sized T-Shirt Features an Over-Sized Relaxed Fit, with Reinforced Double-Stitching on all Seams. After Dyeing they are Washed and Dried, so they Arrive Comfortable, Pre-Shrunk and Ready to…
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Zombie Plant Pals
Turn those Ferns into a Graveyard of Zombies with these Very Cool and Fun “Zombie Plant Pals”. Featuring Neon Yellow, Translucent Undead Hands, Rising up from the Dirt… A Little Dead Friend for your Plant… Made out of Laser…
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Complete Zombie Costume
This Zombie Costume is Frightful and FULL. Meaning, it’s a Complete Zombie Costume from Head to Toe. Pull over Shirt, Elastic Waist Pants, make getting Zombified EASY! It’s a Good Time for all, if you have the BRAINS. Men’s…
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