Jesus H. Zombie

Alex and Jamie Hit Jesus with a Car. Brought him Home. But Who will Zombie Jesus Eat? Can they Rescue the Town? “Christ!!!” What does the H stand for in Jesus H. Christ? Urban Dictionary says “Holy”, “Haploid”, “Hell”, or “Humor”. As in… “Jesus H. Christ! My Plunger Broke!”, or “Jesus H. Christ, that Fart Smells like Rotten Ass!” Yeah… Well, you’ll be Cursing a lot too when you see the Zombies coming… Er, Jesus Zombie! Watch and scream…

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  • Carl Grimes Zipper Hoodie

    Wear this while you eat your Chocolate Pudding, because Carl may be Dead and Gone, but his Name and Face lives on. Sure he didn’t Turn into a Zombie, didn’t have to Wear those “Contacts” (as he said on…

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  • Zombie Pea Brains Snack

    Well… When the Zombies are Chasing you, you’re gonna need Energy. Food Energy. As in BRAINSSSSSSS! Fun Zombie Pea Brains (all that’s left after the Virus sets in) that’s also a Great Crunchy Snack. Pea Brain Snack Candy that’s…

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  • Large Zombie Chess Set

    Stunning… I am a sucker for Chess! LOVE IT! Always wanted to collect like 85 different boards, and THIS board, is Beyond Cool! It’s a Zombie Chess Set, featuring Zombies, Undead, Skulls, and Tombstones! AWESOME! Handcrafted, these Pieces are…

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  • Zombie Joe Z Nutz Bold Ground Coffee

    “RAWRRRRRR! Need Coffee NOWWWWWW!” Looking for a Revival? A Pick Me Up outta the Ground? Well let this Coffee do the Trick. It’s Fresh Ground Hazelnut Coffee, Full of Zombie Joe’s Nuts… Okay, it’s just BOLD, but it’s such…

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  • The Zombie Chasers Book

    It’s Halloween… It’s Zombies, the Undead, they’re coming for YOU…. RUNNNNN! For as these Kids in the Zombie Chasers Book find out, the Undead have Infested the Streets, and are filling the air with Deathly Moans and the Stench…

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  • Walking Dead Zombie Letter Opener

    The Bad News: Your Mailman is a Zombie. The Good News: Opening Letters just got Awesome! HA! This Letter Opener is a Miniature Replica of Michonne’s Sword from The Walking Dead, and the Holder is a Skewered Zombie Head….

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  • Zombie Brains Jigsaw Puzzle

    The only thing missing from this Puzzle… BRAINS! Zombie Brains! Have FUN with this 1000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle Featuring a Bloody Zombie, Bug Eyes, and a Hungry Appetite for Humans. Sink your Teeth into this Zombie that Measures 20″…

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  • Zombie Golf Club Head Covers

    Swing into the Season with these Gnarly Golf Club Covers… Zombies that are Colorful, Fun, and Ready to Devour the Green. Winning Edge Designed 3 Zombie Gold Headcovers (Sold Separately) that are a Fright Sight indeed. 460cc Golf Driver…

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