Jesus H. Zombie

Alex and Jamie Hit Jesus with a Car. Brought him Home. But Who will Zombie Jesus Eat? Can they Rescue the Town? “Christ!!!” What does the H stand for in Jesus H. Christ? Urban Dictionary says “Holy”, “Haploid”, “Hell”, or “Humor”. As in… “Jesus H. Christ! My Plunger Broke!”, or “Jesus H. Christ, that Fart Smells like Rotten Ass!” Yeah… Well, you’ll be Cursing a lot too when you see the Zombies coming… Er, Jesus Zombie! Watch and scream…

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  • Zombies Slayers Chess Set

    They’re coming to eat the queen’s brainsssss! ROARRRR! It’s the undead, zombies, zombie slayers chess set featuring hand-painted chess pieces that are dire, dark, and straight out of a horror game. The Army of the Dead, painted one by…

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  • Rick Grimes Coral T-Shirt

    Oh Man… I Laughed Out Loud when I saw this… Any True Walking Dead Fan knows exactly what this is… It’s Rick Grimes Crying Carl (S3EP4 – Watch it here on YouTube) after T-dog dies and Carl shoots Lori,…

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  • Zombie Pacifier Clip

    Every Soft Ball of Baby needs some Zombies… Right? And with this Cute Zombie Pacifier Clip (just the Clip, not the Pacifier), your Baby can Drift off to Sweet Dreams of the Apocalypse and Blood Sucking Hordes… So Strap…

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  • Zombie Hand Garland

    Having a party? Need a hand? HA! How about a ton of dead hands instead. Fun, colorful, zombie hands that will certainly liven up the place. Great garland decorations that will add cheer, and fright, to any walking dead…

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  • Zombie Backgammon Board

    This is a FIRST! I’ve never seen a Zombie Backgammon Board before, and I LOVE IT! If you play Backgammon like I do, then a Zombie Theme is right up your Undead Alley. It’s a Hand Carved Backgammon Set…

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  • Walking Dead Photo Booth Props

    Having a Walking Dead Party? Get Together? Huddle from the Horde? Well get yourself some Walking Dead Props and Shoot some Zombies and Great Photos. For it’s The Walking Dead Photo Props that are Ideal for a Booth, Church,…

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  • Baby Zombie Bib

    Ah, just what every Baby needs… BLOOD! Especially when you’re a ZOMBIE BABY! “Rawrrrrrr!” And every Baby (Voracious Little Eaters) could be a Zombie with this FUN and Colorful Zombie Bib! Slap this on, tie it around his Neck,…

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  • Ugly Zombie Christmas Oven Mitt

    Yes, this sums up Christmas… An Ugly Christmas Sweater Oven Mitt that’s covered with Animated Zombies. What Fun. Featuring a Polyester Glove that’s Perfect for Pulling Baked Brains out of the Oven, this Mitt is High Quality with Detailed…

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