Jesus H. Zombie

Alex and Jamie Hit Jesus with a Car. Brought him Home. But Who will Zombie Jesus Eat? Can they Rescue the Town? “Christ!!!” What does the H stand for in Jesus H. Christ? Urban Dictionary says “Holy”, “Haploid”, “Hell”, or “Humor”. As in… “Jesus H. Christ! My Plunger Broke!”, or “Jesus H. Christ, that Fart Smells like Rotten Ass!” Yeah… Well, you’ll be Cursing a lot too when you see the Zombies coming… Er, Jesus Zombie! Watch and scream…

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  • Zombie Liquor Bottle Lamp

    Nothing like a Zombie at Night… Especially one that GLOWS! Let these Toxic Zombie Lamps Lead the Way… It’s a Unique Liquor Bottle, 9.5″ Tall, Glass, Adorned with a Rambling Zombie Silhouette (Black Stencil), that Glows with 20 LED…

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  • Zombie Hand Toilet Topper

    Oh Crap… That’s the last thing I want to see before I take a Dump… A Zombie Crawling outta the Toilet! HA! Get away from me! This Creepy Zombie Hand is so Real Looking it’s Fright-Full. The Art Work…

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  • Zombie Grave Aquarium Ornament

    LOL, this Zombie Hands and Tombstone Aquarium Ornament is too much FUN! It’s ALIVE!!! Zombies are in your Aquarium! Run Fish Run! Made of Polyresin, these Great Green Zombie Hands will look Wonderful sticking up from the bottom of…

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  • Zombie Party Favors

    Having an Undead Party? Then Stock up with this Zombie Favors Party Pack. Featuring 60 Favors in all, you get: 12 – I Love Zombies Bracelets; 12 – Zombie Necklaces; 12 – Goo Goo Eye Glasses; 12 – Realistic…

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  • Zombie Unicorn Canvas Painting

    What happened to the Unicorns… ZOMBIES! And this Cute and Colorful Unicorn, is Bloody Good Fun! Featuring a Rainbow Mane, this Blue Eyed Beast has Torn Hide, Bloody Teeth, and is Ideal for your Wall of Frights. For it’s…

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  • Plants vs Zombies Yahtzee Game

    LMAO! This takes Yahtzee to a whole new Level… Zombie Style! Shake up Winning Combinations and Dig into the Action of America’s all-time #1 Dice Game with Plants vs. Zombies Yahtzee. Game includes Collectible Conehead Zombie Dice Cup and…

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  • Zombie Family Car Stickers

    This looks like my Family, and we’re not even Zombies… YET! Cute Car Stickers, Decals, featuring a Wonderful Zombie Family, with Dad, Mom, Sister, Brother, and a little Doggie too! (The Dog’s Adorable, but hey, he BITES!) Stick them…

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  • Original Tales From The Crypt Prop

    WOW OH WOW!!!! This is the Original Prop from the Tales From The Crypt Show (1989-1996)… The Burned Zombie Corpse, made of Studio Foam, Measuring 18” Tall, Encased in a Plexiglass Case measuring 20” x 10”. Come with a…

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