Jesus H. Zombie
Alex and Jamie Hit Jesus with a Car. Brought him Home. But Who will Zombie Jesus Eat? Can they Rescue the Town? “Christ!!!” What does the H stand for in Jesus H. Christ? Urban Dictionary says “Holy”, “Haploid”, “Hell”, or “Humor”. As in… “Jesus H. Christ! My Plunger Broke!”, or “Jesus H. Christ, that Fart Smells like Rotten Ass!” Yeah… Well, you’ll be Cursing a lot too when you see the Zombies coming… Er, Jesus Zombie! Watch and scream…
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The Return Of The Living Dead
Just when you Thought it was Safe to go back to the Cemetery, those Brain-Eating Zombies are back and Hungry for more Tasty Mortals. A Fiendish Mix of Outrageous Humor and Heart-Stopping Terror, The Return of the Living Dead…
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Zombie Toilet Brush
HA! This Zombie doesn’t Eat Brains, it Eats the Toilet Brush! It’s a Gory Zombie Toilet Brush Holder that’s Bloody Cool. 14″ High, Cast in Cold Cast Resin, this Holder looks like a Creepy Zombie Head with Nasty Teeth…
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Glow In The Dark Zombies
Wreak Havoc on your Sister’s Precious Diorama with this Flesh Eating Zombie Play Set! Each Set includes Nine 1” to 3-1/4” Tall, Hard Vinyl Zombies, Complete with Blank Stares, Gaping Mouths, Open Wounds and Missing Limbs! Turn off the…
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Zombie Slayer Dog Bandana
LOL! My Yorkie needs this… It’s a Dog Bandana that Reads “ZOMBIE SLAYER”… It’s so True! Bella would Bite their Ankles and Yap Yap Yap until their Brains fell out. HA! And this Funny Bandana is Black, with Bold…
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Zombie Thanksgiving Book
LOL, it’s Thanksgiving and all Cassie wants to do is sit in her Dorm Room Eating Cheesy Poofs and Binge Watch a Horror Marathon, when Rex, a member of the Zombie Corps, shows up, she finally has a Friend…
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Zombie Face Fleece Blanket
LMAO! This Zombie looks like it got run over by a steam-roller… HA! Now that’s FLAT! It’s the Perfect item to Snuggle up to when it’s Cold to the Bone, for this Zombie Faced Blanket is Handmade, Fleece, and…
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Living Dead Zombie Marionette
Very very cool… I have always been a big fan of marionettes, they make them move so real, it’s creepy. Add this to your dreams, and you’ll get a nightmare for sure. It’s a zombie marionette, that’s green, fun,…
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Red Zombie Crossing Tape
This is Perfect for your Next Haunted House… Or the Zombie Apocalypse! It’s 30′ of Red Tape that Appropriately reads “Zombie Crossing”. Lead the Innocent People into your Kill Zone with this Cool, Scary Decor… Made of All-Weather Poly…
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