Jesus H. Zombie

Alex and Jamie Hit Jesus with a Car. Brought him Home. But Who will Zombie Jesus Eat? Can they Rescue the Town? “Christ!!!” What does the H stand for in Jesus H. Christ? Urban Dictionary says “Holy”, “Haploid”, “Hell”, or “Humor”. As in… “Jesus H. Christ! My Plunger Broke!”, or “Jesus H. Christ, that Fart Smells like Rotten Ass!” Yeah… Well, you’ll be Cursing a lot too when you see the Zombies coming… Er, Jesus Zombie! Watch and scream…

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  • Melting Zombie Head Creepy Candle

    I tell ya, there’s nothing Better than Burning Zombies. And with this Crazy, Creepy Candle, you can Burn all Night. It’s a Frightening Candle, Molded like a Bloody Green Zombie, Mounted on a Pile of Guts. MMM Good! This…

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  • Attack of the Southern Fried Zombies

    LOVELY… Lonnie, a Crop Duster Pilot, must Lead a Mismatched Group of Survivors to Escape the Deadly Zombie Horde after an Experimental Chemical, intended to Control the Invasive Kudzu Vine, Transforms the Citizens of Charleston, MS into Zombies! IT’S…

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  • Don’t Open, Dead Inside Bathrobe

    What a PERFECT Christmas Gift for the Walking Dead Fans… It’s a Walking Dead “Don’t Open, Dead Inside” Womens Fleece Bathrobe (P.S. Get the MENS HERE!) that is so Cool and Bad Ass, you’ll wear it all the time….

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  • Create Your Own Zombie

    How FUN would it be to Create your very own 4″ Zombie? Now you can with this Zombie Action Figure Customizing Kit! Featuring 3 Different Articulated Zombie Figures that you can Assemble and Paint in Hundreds of Variations and…

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  • Zombie Lace Up Canvas Long Boots

    Creeeeepy! It’s Lace-Up Canvas Shoes that are UNDEAD, for sure. Zombie Hands, crawling out of these Tall, Long Boots, are just Frightening and Fun. Colorful and Bloody Women’s Shoes, Nylon-Canvas, Rubber Sole, Side Zipper Closure, Premium Canvas Material, Anti-Skid…

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  • See Hear Speak No Evil Shelf Sitters

    HA, these are the Walking Dead Zombie Undead See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil Shelf Sitters that are Perfect for the Computer Monitor, Book Shelf, or Desk. Fun, Bloody, Zombie Statue Figurines that are 4″ Tall,…

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  • Severed Zombie Woman’s Head

    I keep calling her and calling her and she never comes… And with this Creepy Woman’s Head, she never will! A Frightening Realistic Zombie Head, with Black Stringy Hair, Sunken Cheeks, Bloodshot Eyes and Teeth… Makes for one FUN…

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  • Red Zombie Skull Purse

    LOL Like the Red Wedding, this Purse is TO DIE FOR! It’s a Red Zombie Skull Purse that’s Frightening and FUN! Featuring a Handmade Resin Skull, using Several Layers of Latex, and Painted Bloody Red with Torn Bits and…

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