Jesus H. Zombie

Alex and Jamie Hit Jesus with a Car. Brought him Home. But Who will Zombie Jesus Eat? Can they Rescue the Town? “Christ!!!” What does the H stand for in Jesus H. Christ? Urban Dictionary says “Holy”, “Haploid”, “Hell”, or “Humor”. As in… “Jesus H. Christ! My Plunger Broke!”, or “Jesus H. Christ, that Fart Smells like Rotten Ass!” Yeah… Well, you’ll be Cursing a lot too when you see the Zombies coming… Er, Jesus Zombie! Watch and scream…

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  • Zombie Kidz Board Game

    Scream, Jump, Run, the Zombies are coming. And when it comes to this Fun Board Game, the Zombies are coming FAST! A Cooperative Game for Ages 7+, 2-4 Players, 15 Minute Games… Zombies are Moving into the Cemetery close…

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  • Zombie Apocalypse Notepad

    These Zombie Apocalypse Survival Notepads are Perfect for Jotting down Quick Escape Routes from Dangerous Zombies, organizing Daily Survival Tasks, writing down Supply Lists and any other Zombie Related Notes. Each 50 Sheet Notepad is Printed in Bloody Red…

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  • Zombie Elf on the Shelf

    Oh Boy. Those Nasty Elves are Everywhere Destroying things as it is. Tearing up the House. Writing on the Walls. Ziplining across the Bedroom… It’s Insane! And now, even more Madness; Zombie Elf on the Shelf. Talk about Terrifying….

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  • Putin Zombie Silicone Mask

    This mask is KILLER! Literally! It’s a zombie mask that resembles Putin, HA! Oddly terrifying, and very realistic. Handmade out of silicone, this mask easily slips over your own head and transforms you into the undead. This mask can…

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  • TWD Enid’s Necklace

    Enid was a main character and a survivor of the outbreak in AMC’s The Walking Dead. She was a former resident of the Alexandria Safe-Zone after her parents were devoured by walkers… SICK! And her own death came as…

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  • Beta Zombie Mask

    Beta… Killing me! Love her character, love the plot (not as much as Negan, of course), but she is a force for sure. And last week, I thought she and Daryl were goners. WOW! Good job on the show….

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  • Zombies Hate Stuff Book

    Zombies Hate Clowns! They also Hate Hippies, not to mention Zip Lines, Penguins, Moon Penguins, Nudists, Weddings, Sharing, and Kittens. They really Hate Unicorns, strangely don’t mind Canadians, and love YOU! :) With over 56 Watercolor Illustrations featuring things…

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  • Everything You Ever Wanted to Know…

    This is a Book that every UNDEAD FAN needs to read; a book appropriately called: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Zombies! (Available in Paperback and Kindle.) It’s the most Comprehensive Zombie Handbook ever Published! In one Indispensable…

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