Left 4 Dead Boomer Action Figure
SICK!! So Gnarly… I Love it! It’s Boomer, the Creepiest, Grossest Action Figure from “Left 4 Dead” (Xbox 360 Games). Standing a full 7″ high, this Crazy, Frightening Zombie will Liven up your Room, for sure. Fully Articulated, this Undead Fool actually Splits in Half! Totally Awesome. Ages 17 and up, you’ll Die to Rip this Monster Apart. Bloody Guts, Blown out Sockets and Sores… It’s all Good and Gory!
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Zombie Apocalypse Earrings
LMAO! These Industrial Zombie Apocalypse Steampunk Earrings are Awesome, Dark, Goth, Rustic, Wicked, and SHARP! Literally! They come to a Point at the End of the 1.5″ Earrings! They are Perfect for the Zombie Apocalypse! HA! “Take that you…
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Only Dead on the Inside Book
There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials….
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Zombie 2nd Skin Suit
What’s Bloody and Slides across your Flesh like a Second Skin? A Skin Suit, of course. A Zombie 2nd Skin Suit that’s Creepy, Frightening, and the Easiest Costume you’ll have yet. Featuring a Gnarly Undead, Splattered with Red Blood,…
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Zombie Incense Holder
What’s that Smell? Rotting Stinking Flesh? “Nope, Sorry it’s Jasmine!” HA! It may Smell Good, but it don’t Look Good! It’s a Zombie Incense Holder that’s a Bloody Zombie who’s been Impaled by the Incense. And that Horrible Bug-Eyed…
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Zombie Hunting Permit Necklace
LOL Like I need a Permit License to Kill Zombies! HA! Okay, maybe I do. And this Zombie Hunting Permit License Military Dog Tag Necklace is just the thing I need to Shoot, Stab, Chop and Pitchfork Zombies in…
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Zombie Half Mask
Only half a Zombie? (Like this Half a Zombie Short Story) Then you better grab yourself a Half Zombie Mask. For it’s a Quick and Easy Costume that Slides over your Head and Brains… Turns anyone into The Walking…
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Bronze Zombie Belt Buckle
When you put on your Belt, get to Walking… Zombie Style! For it’s a Belt Buckle like you’ve never seen before… Hand Forged out of Bronze, this Buckle features a Cute Zombie, Walking Stiff, and a RIP Tombstone under…
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Zombie Food Necklace
This Brain Necklace is Handmade by Zombie Lovers, no doubt! It’s just Waiting to be Devoured… with a SPOON! Bloody Brains on a China Plate… YUM! Imagine the Stares and Glares you’ll get with this Lovely Meal Dripping down…
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