Sarah Palin Zombie Mask
Sarah Palin COULD see Russia from her Home… IF SHE WERE ALIVE! HA! And with this Zombie Mask, she doesn’t look so HOT! Made with 100% Latex and Resembling the former Governor of Alaska, this Pale Palin has Scary Eyes, a Wicked Mouth, and BLOOD Dripping Everywhere! Put this on and say “Ohh, Good, Thank You, Yes! Refudiate, Misunderestimate, Wee-Wee’d Up!” Nuff said!
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Zombie Pee
LMAO! Zombie Pee? A Urine Sample from the Undead? HA! And it’s GREEN??? WOW! I’ll take TWO! And once you get a TASTE of this, you’ll probably want MORE as well. One thing I will say, is that Zombies…
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Zombie Identification Guide Poster
Talk about BLOODY! It’s a Gift any Zombie Fan will LOVE. A Fun, Humorous, Zombie Identification Guide Poster that’s already FRAMED and ready to Hang. A High-Quality, High-Res, 12″ x 18″ Poster (in a 14″ x 20″ Frame with…
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Walking Dead Black Bi-Fold Wallet
Sweet… It’s The Walking Dead Wallet that any True Zombie Fan would LOVE! Just think of all the Conversations this Bi-Fold will Start when you Whip it out to Pay for your Zombie Mask, Hands and Fake Blood… Official…
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Zombie Drinking Game
Just what we need; to be Drunk during the Apocalypse. Can you imagine? Roaming around, Falling over Things, Groaning, Eyes Glazed over, Hungry… Oh wait… Well, now you can have FUN and Drink with this Hilarious Game that Demands…
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Zombie Hood With Zipper Mouth
Well this Solves the Whole Zombie Apocalypse! Right? A Leather Zombie Hood that you Slide over the Zombie’s Head… Keeps them from Biting and Chewing on you. How Awesome and Clever! And CREEPY! A Black Leather Hood with Eye…
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Undead Mad Libs
Undead Mad Libs features 21 Hilarious Fill-In-The-Blank Stories about all things Paranormal. With Stories like “Confessions of a Vampire’s Girlfriend,” “How to Survive a Zombie Attack,” and many more, this is the PERFECT Mad Libs for any Zombie or…
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Negan’s Girl Pendant
Negan Negan Negan… Is he gonna kill Rick? Or is Rick going to Sacrifice himself for the Greater Good? I’m hoping he just Wanders off Alone and Disappears… But no matter, Negan is still going to be Pulling Strings…
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Dead Inside Boxer Shorts
Sweet! “Dead Inside… DON’T OPEN!” How Appropriate for Men’s Boxer Shorts when you’re Dealing with the Hungry Zombie Horde. Right out of The Walking Dead come these Loose Fit, 100% Cotton Boxers that GLOW IN THE DARK! With an…
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