Smell My Zombie Feet Doormat Rug
Beautiful Toe Nails! You know the saying, Trick or Treat, Smell my Feet, Give me something Good to Eat… (That’s actually only part of the Original Song, the rest is even Sillier – Google it!) Now that Smelly Feet Saying is a Doormat Rug that’s Perfect for Halloween (and your Stinky Undead Feet). 100% Polyester, 18 x 30″, can be used both Indoors and Outdoors… Sniff-Sniff! YUM! It’s just Dry Rot and Fungus…
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Zombie Turkey Outbreak
Thanksgiving is coming (aka Turkey Murder Day), so get your Weapons ready… Driven Mad after Losing his Farm, a local Turkey Farmer, J. Snydles, Plots his Revenge on an Unsuspecting Town. Using Steroids, Toxic Waste, and a Small amount…
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Zombie Bandana Mask
LOL! Every Zombie Fan needs this! This Kick Ass Cool Zombie Boo Rag Bandana Mask is the Easiest, Quickest and Coolest Spooky Half Face Mask on the Market! With a Realistic Detailed Multi-Color Print of a Horrifying Zombie Mouth…
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Zombie Eye Kit
This Crazy Zombie’s Eyes Kit comes with the Zombie Eye (some Kits come Without the Eye, just the Blackout Mesh), and it’s Freaking COOL! Kit Includes Dangling Eye Prosthetic with Blackout Mesh, Three Color Cream Makeup Tray (Red, White,…
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Handmade Wooden Zombie Flashlight
When it’s Dark and the Zombies are Coming… Grab this Flashlight and Turn it on… That way, you can Watch as they Devour your Bloody Brains! “Rawrrr!” Because this Handmade, Hand-Carved Wooden Zombie, is a Flashlight, Made out of…
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Zombie Cufflinks in a Presentation Box
What? Zombies in a Box? Heck no… They’re better on your Arms, and Neck, and Head, for Zombies need to Eat. Right? And all you Walking Dead Fans, or even Fans of iZombie, get a load of these Fun…
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Zombie Poop Earrings
HA! Zombies Poop, right? With these Zombie Poop Earrings they do! Radioactive, Green and Glistening, the Smell is Not Included! These Funny Ass Zombie Curlie-Cue (like an Ice-Cream) Earrings are Handmade out of Polymer Clay and Glazed for a…
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Zombie Head Neck Warmer
One of the coolest things about this neck warmer, gaiter, is the fact that it alternates as a headband, as well. It’s a great looking zombie neck warmer mask, that covers your nose and mouth, and not only keeps…
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Takis Zombie Tortilla Chips
Zombies Eat Brains, and Apparently, Tortilla Chips. For these Tasty Treats are Ideal for all those Brain Dipping Goodies… Mini Takis, Habanero and Cucumber Flavored, are Lovely Little Mini Tortilla Rolled Chips. Delicious and Guaranteed Fresh, you’ll want to…
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