Smell My Zombie Feet Doormat Rug
Beautiful Toe Nails! You know the saying, Trick or Treat, Smell my Feet, Give me something Good to Eat… (That’s actually only part of the Original Song, the rest is even Sillier – Google it!) Now that Smelly Feet Saying is a Doormat Rug that’s Perfect for Halloween (and your Stinky Undead Feet). 100% Polyester, 18 x 30″, can be used both Indoors and Outdoors… Sniff-Sniff! YUM! It’s just Dry Rot and Fungus…
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Zombie Candy Buttermints
“Munch Munch” You know what you need after a Mouthful of Brains? MINTS! Many Mints! Thankfully, you can buy a Whole Box of them with this Fun Party Pack. It’s Zombie Buttermint Candies that are Crunchy Good… With Biohazard…
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Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
“Why did the chicken go to KFC?” “He wanted to see a chicken strip!” HA… And if you think that’s funny, you’ll LOVE this Blu-ray titled: Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead. It’s a Wild Adventure when Displaced Native…
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Zombie Snack T-Shirt
LMAO! Ain’t this True? HA! It’s a T-Shirt that Reads “ZOMBIE SNACK” in Big Bold Letters… It’s made out of 100% Cotton, has a Tagless Label for Comfort (God those Tags KILL me), has Double-Needle Hemmed Sleeves and Bottom,…
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How To Speak Zombie
In a World Overtaken by Zombies, the only Hope for Survival is Learning the Language of the Undead. This Book Demonstrates how to Blend in and Avoid being Eaten while carrying on with everyday Activities like Ordering a Latte,…
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Rainbow Zombie Turban Headband
Sick! What a Great Looking Headband or Turban… A Rainbow Headband Featuring Fun Loving Zombies. Morbid, Creepy, Colorful and Perfect for any Walking Dead Fan. Made out of Knit Fabric, it’s Comfortable on your Head, and it keeps your…
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Zombie Blood And Guts Corset
Sweet and Sassy, that’s what you’ll be when you Slap some Bloody Bones and Intestines on you… And no better way to do that, then with this Black Corset! Zombie Style, of course. Featuring a Lovely Corset, with the…
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Zombie Pull Light Chain
PULL THIS!!! HA! This Chain Pull Light Switch, or Ceiling Fan Dangler is a Funny Ass Zombie in a Black Suit… Dripping Blood and a Nasty Tongue of course. It Adds the Perfect Touch to any Zombie Apocalypse Themed…
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Brains T-Shirt
Ha… What else is there to say when it comes to Zombies and the Zombie Apocalypse, right? BRAINS! is about all you’ll Hear as the Undead stagger down the street. And with this Bloody Zombie Brains T-Shirt, you’ll fit…
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