Smell My Zombie Feet Doormat Rug
Beautiful Toe Nails! You know the saying, Trick or Treat, Smell my Feet, Give me something Good to Eat… (That’s actually only part of the Original Song, the rest is even Sillier – Google it!) Now that Smelly Feet Saying is a Doormat Rug that’s Perfect for Halloween (and your Stinky Undead Feet). 100% Polyester, 18 x 30″, can be used both Indoors and Outdoors… Sniff-Sniff! YUM! It’s just Dry Rot and Fungus…
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Zombie And Brains Greeting Card
Awww! We go together like Zombie and Brains! Peanut Butter and Jelly! Sausage and Eggs! What a Great Greeting Card, Blank inside so you can Write your own Prose… Featuring a Cute, but Gnarly Zombie (Nice Gums) and a…
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Zombies Eating Pizza T-Shirt
LOL If this doesn’t sum up the world today: Zombies Eating Pizza and talking on the Cell Phone. HA! Talk about Adorable. It’s a T-Shirt made from Preshrunk – Cotton/Poly Blend, available in many different sizes: S 28 38…
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Zombie Brain Necklace
Oh the Sweet Smell of Brains… Zombie Brains. Dangling from your Neck like some Morbid Scene from The Walking Dead. Fresh, Ripe, and Handmade from Polymer Clay, 2″ long, these Oozing Brains are Toxic Green, Blackened with Dry Rot,…
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Crazy Zombie Stories
These Zombie Stories are actually Funny Mad Libs! Remember those? Well, KIDS will not only LOVE these Zombie Stories, but they’ll Laugh until they Die. True Story! These Zombie Activity Books will Provide Horrors of Fun. Just Fill in…
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Zombie Finger Wedding Favors
Beautiful. I DO love these… Wedding Favors made Specifically for the Undead at Heart: Til Death Do We Part. And not only are these Zombie Fingers the Perfect Visual Eye-Candy, but they’re Absolutely Edible too. Created using a Blend…
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Zombie Marionette
OH MAN… This Puppet, err, Marionette, is KICK ASS COOL! If you’ve ever wanted to Walk your Own Undead, then you really need to get a Handle on this. It’s a Walking Dead Zombie, that’s a Fun Marionette… Strings,…
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Zombie Flamingos
LOL They’re coming to eat your plants… RUNNNNN! For they’re Flamingos… Yard Decorations, that are EVIL BLACK ZOMBIES! Frightening Stuff… 30″ High, one Standing, one Feeding, these Undead Flamingos are Hungry and have Bright Red Eyes! Sold as a…
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Undead Mad Libs
Undead Mad Libs features 21 Hilarious Fill-In-The-Blank Stories about all things Paranormal. With Stories like “Confessions of a Vampire’s Girlfriend,” “How to Survive a Zombie Attack,” and many more, this is the PERFECT Mad Libs for any Zombie or…
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