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Zombie, D.C. (Shmit Happens)
Well, whatever happens today, Election Day, one things for sure… It’ll be a Zombie D.C. For neither Candidate is bound to get anything done. It’s Dead, Stalemate, Stuck in a Brainless Dome for the next 4-8 years… Shmit Happens….
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Zombie Garden Gnome Crawler
Oh those Rotting Gnomes… Always up to no Good! Crawling through the Garden, Chewing up Bunnies and Bones. RATS! Or in this case… ZOMBIES! Fun Loving Zombie Gnomes that are Gory, Frightening, and have Green Glowing Eyes. YIKES! Perfect…
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Zombie 2nd Skin Suit
What’s Bloody and Slides across your Flesh like a Second Skin? A Skin Suit, of course. A Zombie 2nd Skin Suit that’s Creepy, Frightening, and the Easiest Costume you’ll have yet. Featuring a Gnarly Undead, Splattered with Red Blood,…
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Zombie Pinky Promise Necklace
Awwwww! “I Swear I’ll Eat your Brains FIRST!” It’s a Zombie Pinky Promise Necklace that’s Fun, Different, and Charming. Chopped off Green Hands, Interlocked at the Pinkies, makes for one Dire and Frightful Pendant. Dangle these Walking Dead Hands…
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Zombie Aftermath Mouse Pad
I love running Zombies over with my Mouse… Flattens em to a pulp! And now, you can enjoy a Zombie Filled Day with this Zombie Aftermath Mouse Pad as well… 1/4″ Thick, measuring 7.75″ x 9.25″, this Pad is…
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Coffee Zombie Girl Earrings
These Earrings are SO ME in the Morning! Without my Coffee, I’m nothing but a Walking Zombie! HA! These Novelty Dangling Drop Oval Charm Earrings are Metal Earrings that have a 3D Urethane Encased Design Featuring a Zombie Girl…
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Walking Dead Zombie Letter Opener
The Bad News: Your Mailman is a Zombie. The Good News: Opening Letters just got Awesome! HA! This Letter Opener is a Miniature Replica of Michonne’s Sword from The Walking Dead, and the Holder is a Skewered Zombie Head….
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Eugene I Like to Watch T-Shirt
LMAO! Well that’s Creepy… It’s Awkward Eugene from The Walking Dead in the Famous Library Scene where he’s Watching Abraham and Rosita Get It On… And he gets Caught and says “I Like To Watch”…. EWWWWWWW! Too Funny! And…