So Now You’re a Zombie Handbook

March 2, 2015

HA! There is more to Undeath than Shambling around in Search of Brains to Eat… but not much more, according to this Detailed look at the New Zombie Lifestyle. Filled with Deadpan Tips on how to Succeed in the coming Zombie Apocalypse, it covers the Basics of Caring for Decomposing Flesh, Practical Suggestions for overcoming Obstacles, and Instructions for Attacking the Living! Bloody Good Fun!

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  • Eugene I Like to Watch T-Shirt

    LMAO! Well that’s Creepy… It’s Awkward Eugene from The Walking Dead in the Famous Library Scene where he’s Watching Abraham and Rosita Get It On… And he gets Caught and says “I Like To Watch”…. EWWWWWWW! Too Funny! And…

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  • Zombie Brains Jigsaw Puzzle

    The only thing missing from this Puzzle… BRAINS! Zombie Brains! Have FUN with this 1000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle Featuring a Bloody Zombie, Bug Eyes, and a Hungry Appetite for Humans. Sink your Teeth into this Zombie that Measures 20″…

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  • Zombie Coloring Book 1

    Well if this isn’t the Best Zombie Valentine’s Day Gift (other than Brains), I don’t know what is. For it’s a Zombie Coloring Book that’s Perfect for your Undead Cupid Friend. Full of Fun Loving Zombies, Bloody Hearts, Weapons,…

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  • Zombie Monster Horror Face Mask

    Halloween is coming. Better die fast. Because this year, we’re all turning into zombies. It’s easy too, for this face mask, which we all have to wear, is frightening, and FUN! It’s a zombie face mask, that’s creepy, scary,…

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  • Zombie Pop Molds

    Instead of a Zombie Popping you in it’s Mouth… How about you Reverse the Bite? Bite the Head off the Undead; it’s Quite Refreshing. Especially when that Head is a Delicious Frozen Treat like a Popsicle. Playful Walking Dead…

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  • Zombie Apocalypse Vent Stick

    Sweet… Or should I say ROTTEN! For these Ulta-Cool Vent Sticks, are Air Fresheners for your Car or Truck (or RV, Tank, Moped, just sayin’) that will make any ole Zombie Smell Good. You get Three Vent Sticks, with…

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  • It Rose From the Gravy Zombie T-Shirt

    #HappyThanksgiving2018 And you can Celebrate Turkey Day with this Beautiful T-Shirt… Gobble Gobble! It’s a Fun Zombie Turkey T-Shirt Featuring an Undead Turkey that Reads: It Rose From The Gravy! HA! Such a Fun and Unique Twist to Thanksgiving….

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  • Clean Dirty Zombie Dishwasher Magnet

    I love it… A Dishwasher Magnet that shows you when the dishes are clean or dirty! ZOMBIE STYLE! For the Clean Side says “Clean, ready to eat again”, and the Dirty Side reads “Dirty with Blood and Brains!” NICE!…

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