So Now You’re a Zombie Handbook

March 2, 2015

HA! There is more to Undeath than Shambling around in Search of Brains to Eat… but not much more, according to this Detailed look at the New Zombie Lifestyle. Filled with Deadpan Tips on how to Succeed in the coming Zombie Apocalypse, it covers the Basics of Caring for Decomposing Flesh, Practical Suggestions for overcoming Obstacles, and Instructions for Attacking the Living! Bloody Good Fun!

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  • Green Zombie Glass Pipe

    Oh man, this is a Peace Pipe, right? HA! Well with this Fun Zombie Faced Pipe, you can Smoke whatever you like… For if the Dead are coming, it may be the Funnest Time you’ll ever have left. Handmade…

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  • Zombie Repellent Bullet Necklace

    “Incoming…” This Necklace, Pendant can really come in handy… During a Zombie Apocalypse! For this Necklace holds a REAL Bullet (Deactivated 308), with the hand engraving “ZOMBIE REPELLENT” and Green Virus Apothecary… Okay, okay, Green Enamel Ink, but don’t…

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  • Skeleton Zombie Child Costume

    OMG… If only my kid really looked like this; SICK! It’s the coolest, creepiest, costume for kids yet. A skeleton zombie costume, that’s totally beautiful, and rotten, of course. 100% polyester, exclusive of trim, pull-on closure, hand washable, and…

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  • Walking Dead Daryl Pillow Case

    Oh Boy, Who can Resist laying their Heads upon Daryl Dixon’s Sweaty Chest? ZOINKS… It’s a Walking Dead Pillow Case that’s sure to make your Day. This Custom Standard Case is Roomy in Size (16″ x 16″), and will…

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  • DIY Cut and Sew Zombie Cat Fabric

    A DIY Project any Zombie Fan would LOVE… If you like to Sew! For this Fun Activity is a Cut and Sew Fabric that you’ll enjoy Creating (just like Frankenstein). A Charming Cat Zombie that turns into one Fantastic…

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  • Zombie Head Wine Bottle Holder

    Oh Quit your Whining… It’s only a Bottle Through your Brains! :) Imagine this Creepy Sight on your Kitchen Counter or Bar… A Wine Bottle Holder that looks like a Scary Zombie Head. Ghastly, Bloody, and Plenty of Teeth…

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  • Severed Fingers

    Gnarly! Lay these Delicious Looking H’orderves around the House and it’ll look like a Trail of Breadcrumbs for Zombies! Realistic Fingers that are Bony, Bloody, and Scary as Hell. Made of Latex, Cut directly off a Zombie, each Finger…

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  • Zombie Head Scarf

    HO HO WHAT? It’s a Zombie Scarf that’s Hilarious, Morbid, and Hey look at those HEADS! Zombie Heads, Round. Stuffed. Dangling from your Chest. With Dangling Eyeballs, Gaping Mouths, and Frantic Hair, you’ll be Warm and Walking like a…

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