So Now You’re a Zombie Handbook

HA! There is more to Undeath than Shambling around in Search of Brains to Eat… but not much more, according to this Detailed look at the New Zombie Lifestyle. Filled with Deadpan Tips on how to Succeed in the coming Zombie Apocalypse, it covers the Basics of Caring for Decomposing Flesh, Practical Suggestions for overcoming Obstacles, and Instructions for Attacking the Living! Bloody Good Fun!

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  • Shaun Of The Dead Zombie Ed Statue

    LOL “Who Died and made you F***in King of the Zombies?” HA! This is a Highly Detailed Premium Motion Statue of the Lovely Pet Zombie; Ed. Ed’s Corpse comes to Life in this 8″ Hand-Painted Homage to that Friend…

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  • Zombie Marshmallow Straight Shooter

    HA! This is a Terrific Party Activity and a Perfect Gift for Kids and Adults. It’s a Zombie Marshmallow Straight Shooter that comes 4 to a Pack. Join the Festivities and Pass the Marshmallows, for it’s Time to Battle…

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  • Zombie Hunting License Permit Decal

    You know, if you have the right Hunting Permit, you can shoot anything. Right? And with this Zombie Hunting Permit, the Undead is in your Scope. For the Virus is coming soon, and the Walking Dead will Roam the…

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  • Zombie Bowl

    Just think, you could actually Eat Brains out of this Bowl! HA! This Bowl is a Fun Green Zombie Bowl that’s only got One Big White Eye. Are you Looking at me? Colorful and Festive, you’ll enjoy waking up…

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  • Bowling Zombies Game

    COOL COOL COOL! It’s a Zombie Bowling Game that everyone will LOVE! You Knock over Zombie Looking Pins without Knocking over the King Pin. It’s a Table Top Novelty Bowling Game that’s made out of Wood! It’s a Fun…

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  • 501 Things to do with a Zombie

    LMAO! This Book’s a Riot! It’s the 501 Things to do with a Zombie… Here’s some Examples: Ride a Bicycle Built for Two, Sing Campfire Songs, Thumb Wrestle, Go to iHop, Grow a Chia Pet, Speed Walk, Have a…

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  • Bong Of The Living Dead

    HA HA! OKAYYYYY! This is a story of five friends who share a love of pot and a lifelong dream to see the zombie apocalypse become reality. But when the undead actually rise to gruesomely (and hilariously) eat the…

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  • Leather Zombie Gun Holster

    Creepy, Crawly, Sick and Bloody… Can’t get much better than that. Especially with this Hand Painted Custom Gun Holster… WOW! It’s a Zombie Delight, and the Ideal thing to hold your Gun when you’re running from the Undead. Made…

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