Squeeze Zombie Zits
Oh yes, the feel of zombie brains squirting through your fingers. Lovely! Whatever you call them, zits, snot, blood, brains… This fun toy is sure to be a BLAST! It’s a zombie squeeze toy, a stress relieving pimple popper, where you squirt green goo everywhere. Awesome! Squeeze acne refillable toy, made for kids 6 years & up. Squishy fun: squeeze and pinch each squishy zit to reveal colorful pus-like lotion. Non-toxic, easy to wash; POP!
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Zombie Buns Hotshort Underwear
LMAO! Whelp, this is a Take on Brains… Because when the Blood is Flowing, the only thing on a Zombie’s Mind is BUUUUUUUUNS! HA! Hotshort Underwear that are Sexy and Fun. Featuring Zombie Handprints, grabbing those Buns, and Green…
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The Walking Dead Negan Driver’s License
I can just picture this… Walking down the Blood Soaked Streets in the Zombie Apocalypse, and you Stumble upon this Crazy Post-War Artifact… A Driver’s License: Negan’s, from The Walking Dead. After all, he won’t need it anymore (especially…
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Angry Swearing Zombies
LOL This is me if I ever turned… I’d be a F This Zombie! You get what you Bite, I guess. For this Adult Coloring Book has lots to Sink your Teeth into. Lots of Cuss Words that just…
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Zombie Coloring Book 1
Well if this isn’t the Best Zombie Valentine’s Day Gift (other than Brains), I don’t know what is. For it’s a Zombie Coloring Book that’s Perfect for your Undead Cupid Friend. Full of Fun Loving Zombies, Bloody Hearts, Weapons,…
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Red Zombie Skull Purse
LOL Like the Red Wedding, this Purse is TO DIE FOR! It’s a Red Zombie Skull Purse that’s Frightening and FUN! Featuring a Handmade Resin Skull, using Several Layers of Latex, and Painted Bloody Red with Torn Bits and…
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Badass Zombie Killers Card Game
Rack em up, because these Zombies are going down! For this NEW Card Game is just the thing you need. It’s a Zombie Killers Game featuring Zombie Killing Weapons (Gas-Powered, Double-Barreled, Laser-Guided Pitchfork) that are Totally Badass and Wicked…
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Zombie Brains Flag
You want Brains? Tell the whole neighborhood! For this Zombie Flag can be the Perfect Promotion. It’s a Flag, made out of 100% Polyester, that’s Dye-Sublimated with Beautiful Colors (Zombie Green of course), reading “ME WANT BRAINS”. Printed on…
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The Zombie Chasers Book
It’s Halloween… It’s Zombies, the Undead, they’re coming for YOU…. RUNNNNN! For as these Kids in the Zombie Chasers Book find out, the Undead have Infested the Streets, and are filling the air with Deathly Moans and the Stench…
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