The Brain Eater’s Bible
The Brain Eater’s Bible is a field manual and manifesto of The Zombie Survival Guide―for the reanimated dead. “What is wrong with me?!” That’s what you’re thinking, isn’t it? You woke up in a drainage ditch covered with skin ulcerations and nasty flesh wounds. Your body is numb and your memory is foggy. Someone tried to give you medical attention, but you repaid their kindness by savagely killing them and eating their brains… Yeah, you’re gonna need this book!
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Kill Zombie or be Eaten Beanie
It’s Red for a Reason… to Hide the Blood! Especially in a Zombie Apocalypse. You’ll Reach for this Cap everytime the Wind gets Blustery and Roars! It’s a Slouchy Beanie Style Hat that comes in a Variety of Great…
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Headshot Zombie Enamel Pin
Oh Sweet! There’s nothing better than a Zombie Headshot! BAM!!! Right through the Brains. And for any Zombie Fan or Walking Dead Fanatic, this Brooch is the Perfect Pin for you. A Fun Enamel Pin Featuring a Rotting Green…
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Dark Darker Darkest Board Game
Dark Darker Darkest is a Cooperative Zombie Board Game where 2-5 “Survivors” Explore the Secured House of Doctor Mortimer, working to Stop the Zombie Apocalypse. The Main Goal of the Game is to Unlock the Security System of the…
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Negan Walking Dead Bat Pen
Batter Up… It’s the Perfect Gift for The Walking Dead Fans! For it’s Negan’s Trusty Bat, Lucille… AS A PEN! What’s that phrase, “words are stronger than weapons”… Yeah… These Pens, and you get TWO, are shaped just like…
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Zombie Swamp Man Head on Pedestal
Stick this in the Corner and SCREAMMMMMM! It’s a Crazy Creepy Zombie that’s Frightfully Funny. Featuring a Bust, a Head of an Undead, Shrouded with Swamp Moss and Glistening with Red Glowing Eyes. 21″ Tall Mantle Bust Piece, on…
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Zombies Kitchen Towel Oven Mitt
Ha, Real Nice. Zombies in the Kitchen. Gotta Cook those Brainsssss. And to do so, you’ll need a Lovely Dish Towel and Oven Mitt. And this Set, is Dying to be Used and Abused. With Fancy Colorful Designs of…
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Zombie Million Dollar Bill
This Novelty Million Dollar Bill has Images of Zombies, Brains, Blood, Guns, and Shovels… SWEET! The Bill says “Zombie Apocalypse” and it serves to Recognize the Undead, and it Urges you to Take Precautions! In other words, Blow your…
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Drawing the Undead Activity Book
Draw the Dead… Make a Zombie… That’s the Challenge with this Fun Undead Activity Book. With Crazy Images on each page, you Draw the Scare in the Grids, adding your own Gory Details, of course. After all, Drawing is…
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