The Brain Eater’s Bible
The Brain Eater’s Bible is a field manual and manifesto of The Zombie Survival Guide―for the reanimated dead. “What is wrong with me?!” That’s what you’re thinking, isn’t it? You woke up in a drainage ditch covered with skin ulcerations and nasty flesh wounds. Your body is numb and your memory is foggy. Someone tried to give you medical attention, but you repaid their kindness by savagely killing them and eating their brains… Yeah, you’re gonna need this book!
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If I Were A Zombie T-Shirt
Awww… Now that’s true love! A hilarious T-Shirt with a Big Red Dripping Heart that reads: “If I Were A Zombie, I’d Eat You The Most!” HA! I love it… I’d love it more if you’d die though… :)…
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Zombie Snot Shots
Lol, YUM! Nothing’s better to Munch on at Christmas than Zombie Snot Shots. Fun Zombie Nostrils Dripping Undead GOO… What’s not to Love? Talk about a Science Experiment gone Wrong. Or Right… For it’s Doctor Dreadful’s Latest Gross Treats……
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Walking Dead Zombie Horde Boxers
LMAO! They have these listed as a “Zombie Herd”… HAHAHA! I can’t Stop Laughing at it. A Herd, versus a Horde! How Funny! Anyway, these are a Colorful Bunch of Boxers… Walking Dead Boxer Shorts with Walkers everywhere. A…
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Pop-Up Zombie Toilet
Well if I saw this Zombie Toilet I would probably Crap my Pants! Really! It’s a Great Prop for the Bathroom featuring a Horrifying Animated Zombie Head Popping up outta the Toilet… With a Grotesque Green Face and Light-Up…
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Zombie Party Kit
Just think of how many Zombies you could invite over with this Cool Kit! Better Stock some Extra Brains, because Zombies are FUN! Right? This Party Supply Kit features Zombie Printed Partyware, Bloody, of course, consisting of 8 Cake…
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Walking Dead Fridge Magnets
Walking Dead Fans Rejoice, because these Magnets will look AWESOME on your Fridge! They’re Walking Dead Daryl Dixon Magnets that can Adorn your Refrigerator, and Dixon with Different Outfits, Crossbow, Ear Necklace, Quotes, and a Squirrel… Or, you could…
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Pin The Eye On The Zombie Party Game
OUCH! Have FUN with this party game… It’s just like the classic “Pin the tail on the donkey”, but with Zombies instead! It’s pin the eye on the zombie, appropriately called “I Have My Eye On You Zombie”, and…
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Zombie Gummy Candy
BRAINSSSSSS! ARMSSSSSSSS! LEGSSSSSSSS! ZOMBIES!!!!!!!! It’s Gummy Candy like you’ve never had before… Zombie Style! Of Course… Great Gummies in the Shape of Zombies are Perfect for your next Halloween, Costume, or Undead Party! 14 Gummy Zombies Per Package, and…
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