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Zombie Tombstone
Get your Yard all Spooky with this Ultra-Frightening Zombie Tombstone. Featuring a Realistic Grave Marker that’s 22″ High, and 14.5″ Wide, Hand Crafted, Gray-Tones, Highly Detailed, made of Foam Construction. Fun Tomb with a Scary Zombie on the Front…
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Zombie Car Air Freshener
What smells? Is that you Ned? How about Fred? They all stink, because, well, they’re rotting. Got a horrible stench in your car, truck, van, or vehicle? Maybe you need an air freshener. Keep those nose hairs at ease….
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Green Zombie Hand Neck Tie
Serve up some Customer Service with a Serving of BRAINS! A Fun Zombie Neck Tie that will make everyone SCREAM. Morbid, Colorful, and Ideal for the Zombie Loving Fans; Whether it be The Walking Dead, iZombie, or Z Nation,…
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Daryl Dixon Life Size Cardboard Standup
Stand Up and be Somebody… That’s what my Dad always told me. Even if it’s During a Zombie Apocalypse and all you have is a Crossbow. Like Daryl Dixon from The Walking Dead, Now Life-Sized, Dripping with Sweat from…
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Zombie Straight Razor
The last thing you want in a Zombie Apocalypse is a Close Shave… Good thing the Undead are still Dead… For the time being. But if not, this Straight Razor just might do the Trick. A 4.38″ Blade that…
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Green Deluxe Zombie Wig
Nice… I would wear this everyday. It’s a wig, that’s not only fun, but GREEN! Toxic green and bushy. Slip it over your head and you’ll be undead in no time. A great zombie costume accessory that’s 100% synthetic…
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Zombie Party Head and Limb Garland
HA! Nice… It’s Garland for your Next Party… But the Funny thing is… I would totally hang these all year round. For they’re Zombie Garland featuring Undead Heads, Hands and Feet… Bloody, Funny, Creepy, Dangly, Dire… Who doesn’t LOVE…
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Only Dead on the Inside Book
There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials….