You Might Be A Zombie Book
You Might Be a Zombie consists of some of the Best, Wittiest, and most well Written pieces from Cracked.com and combines them in something that People before the Internet used to Refer to as a “BOOK!” While the idea may sound Foreign and Strange, the Concept really Works! You’ll Laugh a lot!
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Zombie Beating Heart Morphsuit
BOOM BOOM, BOOM BOOM, that’s my Heart, Beating for you. Pumping Blood Fast, Running from the Horde; OOPS! Too late… I’m Toast! For the Zombies have bit me. And boy do I Love it. A Morphsuit that’s Creepy, Crazy…
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Daryl Dixon Art Print
Well Well Well… It’s Norman Reedus (a.k.a. Daryl Dixon) from the Walking Dead WITH HIS SHIRT OFF! What a Sexy Beast he is! And this Work of Art shows off all his Manliness in one Striking Print that is…
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Living Dead Zombie Marionette
Very very cool… I have always been a big fan of marionettes, they make them move so real, it’s creepy. Add this to your dreams, and you’ll get a nightmare for sure. It’s a zombie marionette, that’s green, fun,…
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Zombies Floating Foam Keychain
You know that feeling… Floating in the Water, Surrounded by Zombies, Unable to Start the Boat because your Keys Sank to the Bottom… Sigh! Should have bought a Floating Keychain, just like this Fun Green Zombie Keychain here. It…
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Zombie Stalker Blacklight Poster
Get yourself a Black Light, because this Poster is gonna give you a FRIGHT! For it’s a Zombie Stalker Poster, that will GLOW under UV Light (Black Light), and it’s Bad Ass for sure! With a 3D Popped Eyeball,…
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Zombie Girl with Doll Prop
Awwwwwww! It’s so Adorable… A Little Zombie Girl with a Rag Doll… DARLING! I think I’ll Prop her up in my car and go for a drive… She’ll certainly turn a few heads… A Creepy, Bloody Mutilated Zombie Girl,…
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Zombie Why Yes Eye Doo Mask
YIKES! Talk about a Scary Halloween Mask… It’s 100% Polyester, Made in the US, Hand Washable, and will Keep your Brains Warm! Strong Classic Sculpt of a Zombie Monster, Great Visibility, Comfortable, Easy to Wear, Easy to Scare. Great…
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Zombie Biden Car Magnet
LMAO! Wait… He’s not a zombie yet? HA! It’s zombie Biden that follows you wherever you go. A fun magnet that sticks to your car and makes the day bloody good. 5.7” × 11.8” car magnets (you actually get…
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