Is Your Mombie a Zombie?
“Is your Mombie a Zombie?” A Playful Parody Paperback Book. I asked my Friend Grave. “No she is not,” is the answer Grave gave. “She hides from the Sun and she Sleeps in a Cave. I do not think that is how Zombies behave.” Zoe the Zombie meets all kinds of Friendly Creatures as she asks them about their Mombies, until Groan gives her the answer she’s been Dying to hear… Join alongside the Charming Young Zombie, Zoe, as she asks “Is your Mombie a Zombie?”
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Crawling Zombie Baby Prop
LMAO! Take this Kid out in a Stroller and see people’s reactions… Not to mention your Wife’s! HA! “Here Honey, you Hold the Baby!” Creepy Green Headed Baby Zombie Prop, that Crawls across the Floor? No Way! Hideous Teeth,…
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Zombie Drinking Game
Nice… A Perfect Game for the Zombie Loving Fool. Play along as you Watch The Walking Dead or any Zombie Movie. It’s a Drinking Game that’s Bloody Good Fun! Featuring a Wooden Bamboo Board (approx. 24cm x 15cm) that…
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Zombie Pencils 24 Pack
Ahhhh Pencils… Twenty Four of them. Which means, Twenty Four Zombies Stabbed in the Eye-Hole, right? HA! Okay, maybe they’re not the Best Zombie Killers, but hey, you can Draw some Killer Zombies! Eh? Fun Pencil Pack with Zombies,…
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Zombie Thinker
What’s a zombie think about? Oh come on, you know: BRAINSSSSSSS! And this thinker is thinking about brains, blood, guts, normal dead thoughts. A perfect sculpture for your undead walls. Made out of cold cast polyresin, this beautifully painted…
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World War Z Lab Zombie Mask
Holy Crap this is Frightening… It’s the Lab Worker from the Movie World War Z. Otherwise known as the Ebola Zombie Virus 59876… Nothing but Scary Nightmares! And with this Great Zombie Mask, you can Relive all those Wonderful…
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TWD Negan Lucille Table Lamp
Lucille’s Thirsty! And nothing looks Better in a Room, then a Bloody Floor Lamp Bat, right? Officially Licensed from the AMC Series The Walking Dead, this Bat, Wrapped with Barb Wire, holding up a Lamp Shade with Negan himself……
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Zombie Emergency Survival Key Chain
That’s exactly what I’m going to do in the Zombie Apocalypse… When I get cornered in an alley with a Thousand Undead, and the Horde is closing in… I’m gonna pull out my Emergency Survival Keychain and throw it…
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Zombie Coffin Box
Beautiful… Til Death do we Part… And even then; NAH! Because This Cadaver doesn’t Rest in Pieces… It’s a Zombie, and it’s a Coffin Trinket Box. Store your Rings, Coins, Brains in this Fun Zombie Loving Box. Shaped like…
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