Is Your Mombie a Zombie?
“Is your Mombie a Zombie?” A Playful Parody Paperback Book. I asked my Friend Grave. “No she is not,” is the answer Grave gave. “She hides from the Sun and she Sleeps in a Cave. I do not think that is how Zombies behave.” Zoe the Zombie meets all kinds of Friendly Creatures as she asks them about their Mombies, until Groan gives her the answer she’s been Dying to hear… Join alongside the Charming Young Zombie, Zoe, as she asks “Is your Mombie a Zombie?”
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Chia Zombie Head
Oh My… Doesn’t this take the Cake? It’s a Chia Pet that’s a ZOMBIE HEAD! And boy is it UGLY! HA! Ghoulishly Fun, it makes for one Amusing Gift, or more than likely, one Gag Gift! Perfect for any…
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Walking Dead Shot In The Head Mug
Wake up with this Ugly Varmit… It’s a Zombie Mug that’s Bloody Good Fun. For it’s a Walking Dead (okay, Undead) Zombie Head, that’s Gruesome, Bloody, Eye-Popping and Adorable… It makes a Great Gift! Featuring a Cold Cast Polyresin…
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Zombie Scar Temporary Tattoos
Beautiful… You’ve got a little Brain on your Cheek! YEAH! Look like a Zombie with these FUN Temporary Tattoo Stickers… Have a BALL at your Next Cosplay Event. For these Zombie Scars are Plentiful… And Bloody, and Gory. You…
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Zombie Desert Medium Roasted Coffee
Zombie Desert? Is that Scorching HOT Beans? Dry? Rotting? Toxic??? Anyway you look at it, it’s a Blended Roast with Exceptional Taste. Combining Elements of Walnut and Nutmeg, this Coffee feels Buttery and Creamy. Medium Roast, Bestseller, Grown in…
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Zombie Bib Apron
Halloween is coming… Slip your Zombie Apron on and Cook up some FUN! Great Munchies like: Zombie Brain Jello Shots, Shrunken Heads, White Chocolate Bones, Zombified Cheese Face, Brain Dip, Infection Juice, Finger Food, Bloated Worms… You know, Yum…
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The Dead Blu-Ray
After Crashing off the Coast, Lt. Brian Murphy Battles for Survival across the Vast Terrains of Africa in Search for his Beloved Family. Joined by Local Military Man Daniel Dembele, who is Searching for his Son, they Join Forces,…
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2017 Zombies Wall Calendar
Still looking for a Great Christmas Gift to get those Walking Dead, and Z Nation Fans? Well, how about a 2017 Zombie Wall Calendar? It’s IDEAL, since they’ll be in Zombie Land every day of the year… Fun Loving…
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Gingerbread Zombie Hoodie
Ha, what other Man do you Cook in the Oven and Tastes so Delicious??? It must be the Gingerbread Man! Or in this Funny Hoodie: THE WALKING BREAD! Funny Take on the Walking Dead Featuring a Rather Zombish Gingerbread…
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