Is Your Mombie a Zombie?
“Is your Mombie a Zombie?” A Playful Parody Paperback Book. I asked my Friend Grave. “No she is not,” is the answer Grave gave. “She hides from the Sun and she Sleeps in a Cave. I do not think that is how Zombies behave.” Zoe the Zombie meets all kinds of Friendly Creatures as she asks them about their Mombies, until Groan gives her the answer she’s been Dying to hear… Join alongside the Charming Young Zombie, Zoe, as she asks “Is your Mombie a Zombie?”
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Buttcrack Prime Movie
You gotta see a Movie called “Buttcrack”! It’s required if you love Zombie Comedies. Wade’s constantly Exposed Buttcrack annoys his Roommate Brian and his Girlfriend to a point where they decide to Kill Wade. Unfortunately, Wade’s Vengeful Voodoo Sister…
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Walking Dead 2016 Wall Calendar
Sweet Mother of Zombies… It’s The Walking Dead Wall Calendar for 2016! Viscous! Appropriately called: The Eaters, Biters, and Roamers of The Walking Dead, this is the Latest Calendar Featuring a Collection of Walkers from all Five Seasons of…
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Zombie Lobotomy Kit
What the Heck… Zombies prepare, for it’s a Zombie Lobotomy Kit that’s right up your Rib Cage… Featuring a Truly Horrifying Kit, with REAL Tools that can be used in an Alien Autopsy… Gut Wrenching, Tooth Pulling, Brain Poking,…
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TWD Enid’s Necklace
Enid was a main character and a survivor of the outbreak in AMC’s The Walking Dead. She was a former resident of the Alexandria Safe-Zone after her parents were devoured by walkers… SICK! And her own death came as…
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Negan Autographed Lucille Bat
Batter up… It’s the one and only Bat you’ll ever want (to miss your head). A Signed and Autographed Lucille Bat (Just like on The Walking Dead), Signed by no other than Jeffrey Dean Morgan himself. Negan. Awesome. Lucille….
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Zombie Breakfast Gift Set
Nice! Invite the Zombies over for Breakfast… HA! It’s a Great Gift for the Zombie or Walking Dead Fan. A Gift Set Featuring 2 Coffee Mugs; one for The Walking Dead, the other Labeled Talking Dead, Green, Bloody, Ideal…
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Zombie Tombstone
Get your Yard all Spooky with this Ultra-Frightening Zombie Tombstone. Featuring a Realistic Grave Marker that’s 22″ High, and 14.5″ Wide, Hand Crafted, Gray-Tones, Highly Detailed, made of Foam Construction. Fun Tomb with a Scary Zombie on the Front…
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The Walking Dead Boxer Shorts
I know you Want to Slide into some Zombie Santas! A Zombie Horde that’s Perfect for the Zombie Hunting Fan. And with these Awesome Black, Festive Men’s Cotton Boxer Shorts, you’ll look good as you Sprint down the Street…
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