Is Your Mombie a Zombie?
“Is your Mombie a Zombie?” A Playful Parody Paperback Book. I asked my Friend Grave. “No she is not,” is the answer Grave gave. “She hides from the Sun and she Sleeps in a Cave. I do not think that is how Zombies behave.” Zoe the Zombie meets all kinds of Friendly Creatures as she asks them about their Mombies, until Groan gives her the answer she’s been Dying to hear… Join alongside the Charming Young Zombie, Zoe, as she asks “Is your Mombie a Zombie?”
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Baby Zombie Bib
Ah, just what every Baby needs… BLOOD! Especially when you’re a ZOMBIE BABY! “Rawrrrrrr!” And every Baby (Voracious Little Eaters) could be a Zombie with this FUN and Colorful Zombie Bib! Slap this on, tie it around his Neck,…
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Zombie Haiku Poetry For Your Brains
Oh Boy… It’s Zombie Haiku; Good Poetry For Your…Brains, and it’s written by an Undead Poet. Featuring Firsthand Experiences during the Zombie Plague, this Journal of Cute Poetry continues, even after the author is DEAD. So a Zombie Haiku,…
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Zombie Autopsy Necklace
Well okay, this is a Delight! It’s a Lovely Necklace featuring a Zombie Autopsy… And it’s Freaking Horrific! (Makes me Drool) With a Handmade Torso (Polymer Clay) Sliced Open Cavity showing Ribs, the Black Heart, Lungs, Intestines and Liver,…
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Aquabot Zombie
Now these are COOL! You’ve probably seen the Air Swimmers before… the Remote Control Sharks that Swim through the Air… Well, now the game has CHANGED… Introducing ZOMBIE SHARKS! HA! Air Swimming Sharks that are Zombified and Look Bad…
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Pin Cushion Zombie Action Figure
This is Awesome! A 5″ Tall Zombie Figure that you can Stab, Impel, Chop, Slice and Dice, every day of the week. For it’s the Famous Pin Cushion Zombie from The Walking Dead. A Zombie that comes with Cool…
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Zombie Frapp Enamel Pin
LOL If only Zombies thought about Starbucks Frappuccinos, I wouldn’t have to Worry about Tripping you. Right? A Great “Starbucks Loving” Zombie Fool, Featuring a Green Zombie (Missing Tooth, Lazy Eyes, Outstretched Arms) Searching, Roaming, Dreaming about that Ice…
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Racing Wind Up Zombies
“READY… SET… RAWRRRRRRR!” It’s a Fun Toy, ZOMBIE style… Featuring Two Wind Up Zombies, Racing Each other for your Brains. Use them on any Flat Surface, Wind them up, and watch them GOOOOO! It’s Racing Zombies, First to the…
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Rotting Face Lycra Face Zombie Mask
SICKKKKK! It’s a Mask that Turns your Face into a Rotting Zombie. Featuring a Rotting Face Zombie Lycra Mask that you simply slip over your Head and you’re good as Dead. Gross, Bloody, Scary, this Mask is Lightweight, Freaky,…
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