Is Your Mombie a Zombie?
“Is your Mombie a Zombie?” A Playful Parody Paperback Book. I asked my Friend Grave. “No she is not,” is the answer Grave gave. “She hides from the Sun and she Sleeps in a Cave. I do not think that is how Zombies behave.” Zoe the Zombie meets all kinds of Friendly Creatures as she asks them about their Mombies, until Groan gives her the answer she’s been Dying to hear… Join alongside the Charming Young Zombie, Zoe, as she asks “Is your Mombie a Zombie?”
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Zombie Emergency Survival Key Chain
That’s exactly what I’m going to do in the Zombie Apocalypse… When I get cornered in an alley with a Thousand Undead, and the Horde is closing in… I’m gonna pull out my Emergency Survival Keychain and throw it…
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Zombie Gnomes Bye Bye Birdie
This Pink Flamingo Lawn Ornament has seen better days… Because Zombie Gnomes (Nose-less Ned, Greedy Gary, and Bartolomeu) are Ripping it to Shreds! Featuring a Zombie Decoration Handmade out of Weather and Mold Resistant Paint, Sealer, and Cement Blend,…
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Zombie Nesting Dolls
“Stack em up, Stack em up!” That’s what you’ll be doing with these Cool and Creepy Zombie Nesting Dolls. Fun and Colorful Matryoshka Dolls, these Zombie Fools are a set of 5 Dolls, 7″ High (the Largest Undead), and…
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Zombie Toy Bunny Rabbit
With Easter coming (in just 9 days), it’s time to think of Cute Little Stuffed Bunny Rabbit Toys… Won’t the Kids just LOVE them in their Easter Baskets? Awwww… Unless you’re a Zombie Freak. Then, well, you get the…
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Texas Voodoo Zombies
Get your Blood and Brains with Amazon Prime… Ex-con Doobie Jones is faced with a Dilemma; find a Real Job or go back to Jail! Just when he thinks his Luck has Changed, Voodoo Priestess Sabrina, Casts a Spell…
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Walking Dead String Lights
ME WANT! These Lights are PERFECT for any Walking Dead Fan… They are Zombie Head String Lights that are Cool Cool Cool… And Creepy! 9 Feet of 10 Light up Zombies that will look Amazing Stringing across your Window…
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Zombie Car Air Freshener
What smells? Is that you Ned? How about Fred? They all stink, because, well, they’re rotting. Got a horrible stench in your car, truck, van, or vehicle? Maybe you need an air freshener. Keep those nose hairs at ease….
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Zombie Leather Gun Holster
Beautiful, now when you’re running from the Zombie Horde, you can run in Style with this Very Cool, Zombie Painted Leather Gun Holster. Hand Crafted, Unique, each Holster is Created to Fit your Make and Model of Gun once…
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