Zombie Baby Garden Decor
“Whats red, bubbling and scratches at the window?” “A baby in the microwave!” “How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?” “Nail it’s other hand to the ground!” “How do you stop a baby from falling down a hole?” “Put a javelin through it’s head!” “How do you get 10 dead babies into a bucket?” “With a blender!” “How do you get them out again?” “Tortilla chips!” Oh yeah, Garden Zombie Baby…
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Zombie Paper Straw Decor
Suck on this Zombies… It’s Party Straw Decor. Zombie Decor that will Turn any Drink into the Zombie Virus… Muah ha ha ha! Fun Straw Decor that you Slip over Straws at your Next Zombie Party. With 24 Different…
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Kill Zombie!
A Russian Space Station crashes in Amsterdam, releasing a Deadly Virus that turns Citizens into Flesh-Craving Psychopaths. Strangers emerge from Jail, oblivious to the Mayhem until they team up with a Police Officer, and the unlikely Band of Heroes…
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Cheesy B Zombie Book
Just the name is enough for me to buy it… Cheesy B Movies? Isn’t that the entire Zombie Universe? HA! With this Fun Book, a Camper is missing after a Strange Encounter with a Homeless Guy down by the…
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Inflatable Zombie Crossing Sign
Blow it up… Arms, Legs, Heads… And this Very Cool Inflatable Sign! It’s a Zombie Crossing Sign, Bright Yellow, reading “Zombie Crossing”, adorned with Bloody Handprints. Standing 5.9 Feet Tall, it’s the Perfect Prop for your next Halloween or…
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Plush Zombie Bathroom Shoes
Oh man, my Feet are KILLING me… And with these Zombie Bathroom Slipper Shoes… LOOK OUT, your Feet, Toes and Zombie Nose are all Blue from the Head on up. Fun Undead Shoes that are Plush with Bulging Eyes,…
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Creepy Zombie Pilgrim Dolls
Oh… THIS is what started Thanksgiving… ZOMBIES! Zombie Pilgrims that are Creepy as hell… Frightening Dolls, dressed as Pilgrims, Perfect for your Thanksgiving Table. Just look at those Evil Eyes… It’ll make everyone give Thanks they’re still alive. Right?…
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Zombie Bloody Handprint Suit
This is Gnarly! Featuring a Zombie Handprint Suit that’s been Grabbed by the Entire Bloody Horde. Included in this Fine Package is a Terrifying Fully Lined Jacket, Tie, and Blood Splattered Pants… All which will make you instantly look…
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Zombie Brain Necklace
Oh the Sweet Smell of Brains… Zombie Brains. Dangling from your Neck like some Morbid Scene from The Walking Dead. Fresh, Ripe, and Handmade from Polymer Clay, 2″ long, these Oozing Brains are Toxic Green, Blackened with Dry Rot,…
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