Zombie Car Air Freshener
What smells? Is that you Ned? How about Fred? They all stink, because, well, they’re rotting. Got a horrible stench in your car, truck, van, or vehicle? Maybe you need an air freshener. Keep those nose hairs at ease. These fun air fresheners are zombie style, featuring a crazy undead, green, smiling, holding up a sign: Zombie, we’re people too. Protesting the lack of brains, for sure. A great novelty, 15 different fragrances to choose from, ideal for any zombie fan.
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Farting Zombie Coloring Book
LOL Oh man, I LOVE this Coloring Book… Talk about a HOOT! Or a TOOT! It’s a Farting Zombie Coloring Book that’s right up your back alley. HA! This Incredible Adult Coloring Book (Best-Seller) is the Perfect way to…
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Zombie Magnetic Poetry
You gotta LOVE Poetry for the Fridge. And Zombie Style, makes it all Better! With this Cool Zombie Magnetic Poetry Box, you get over 200 Ravenous Slow-Moving Words like: Mindless, Zombie, Wander, Hungry, Night, and Brain. Form Sentences like…
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Walking Dead Table Lamp
LMAO! If this doesn’t remind you of the Leg Lamp in A Christmas Story, I don’t know what will. It’s the Zombie Hand Lamp from The Walking Dead. With a Gory, Bloody Hand Rising up from the Table, this…
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Zombie Virus Skull Cap
Beautiful! Wanna Lick my Scabs? Yeah… This Skull Cap is Rank… And I love it! Apply this Creepy Cap to your Head, add some Fake Blood, and you have the PERFECT Zombie Costume. Hairless, Adorned with Wounds, Bloody Scalp,…
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Zombie Art 2017 Wall Calendar
Round up the 2016 Year, the Best way you can… With a little Zombie Bite and some Blood! Because 2016 SUCKED, and 2017 is HERE… And so is the Zombie Apocalypse! Because this 2017 Wall Calendar is nothing but…
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So Now You’re a Zombie Handbook
HA! There is more to Undeath than Shambling around in Search of Brains to Eat… but not much more, according to this Detailed look at the New Zombie Lifestyle. Filled with Deadpan Tips on how to Succeed in the…
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Zombie Desert Medium Roasted Coffee
Zombie Desert? Is that Scorching HOT Beans? Dry? Rotting? Toxic??? Anyway you look at it, it’s a Blended Roast with Exceptional Taste. Combining Elements of Walnut and Nutmeg, this Coffee feels Buttery and Creamy. Medium Roast, Bestseller, Grown in…
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Eat through the Zombie Apocalypse
This Book is The Art of Eating through the Zombie Apocalypse: A Cookbook and Culinary Survival Guide. Just imagine, you Duck into an Abandoned House and Listen for the Approaching Horde. You hear a Gurgling sound… The Undead? No—it’s…
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