Zombie Combat Academy Skull Ring
If you’re going to Bash your Fist through a Zombie’s Head, better wear this Ring. It’s Metal. It’ll Pulverize those Brains! Plus, a little RED might make this Ring look Cooler. Even though it’s Cool enough. A Skull, Adorned a Zombie Combat Graduation Ring that’s Perfect for the Zombie Apocalypse. Excel in the Undead? Want to be Team Negan? Team Rick? Better Seal the Deal with this Exclusive, Exquisite Zombie Academy Ring. It’s to DIE for.
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Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
“Why did the chicken go to KFC?” “He wanted to see a chicken strip!” HA… And if you think that’s funny, you’ll LOVE this Blu-ray titled: Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead. It’s a Wild Adventure when Displaced Native…
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Zombie Marionette
OH MAN… This Puppet, err, Marionette, is KICK ASS COOL! If you’ve ever wanted to Walk your Own Undead, then you really need to get a Handle on this. It’s a Walking Dead Zombie, that’s a Fun Marionette… Strings,…
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Zombie Feet Sandals
These are Hilarious! More like Hysterical! They are Basically a Thong Sandal without the Thing Part… more of a Slide on, like a Slipper, but they Certainly are ZOMBIEISH! Looking like Gross, Rotten, Bloody Zombie Feet, you’ll get tons…
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Zombie Garden Gnome Crawler
Oh those Rotting Gnomes… Always up to no Good! Crawling through the Garden, Chewing up Bunnies and Bones. RATS! Or in this case… ZOMBIES! Fun Loving Zombie Gnomes that are Gory, Frightening, and have Green Glowing Eyes. YIKES! Perfect…
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Zombie Strike Double Blaster
Put a Double Tap on every Zombie you see with this Doublestrike Blaster! The Compact, One-Handed Design lets you Load Fast and Fire! And when you Cock the Blaster and pull the Trigger, the Double Tap is Automatic because…
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Puppy Zombie Autumn Sweatshirt
The Cold is a coming… Like Dead Cold Zombies! Have some Fun this Autumn and Adorn your Dog with a Rotting Corpse. It’s a Zombie Sweatshirt, Jacket, Pull-Over Vest, that will keep your Puppy Safe and Sound. Made of…
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Zombie Mail Box
How COOL is this? It’s a 19-inch Durable Steel Mail Box that’s ZOMBIE EDITION! Let the World know that you LOVE Zombies with this Kick Ass Mail Box. Featuring Bloody Hand Prints, Bio-Hazard Logo, Caution: Zombie Crossing, Warning: Please…
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Dragging Drew Chia Pet
Oh that Drew… Always Dragging his Ass. Leaving Legs and Arms and Rotten Organs laying around… Sheesh… Good thing he’s a Chia Pet, for that Plant Odor helps Mask the Fungus… HA! This Chia Pet is a Zombie Lover’s…
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