Zombie Friendly T-Shirt
HA! Everyone needs this T-Shirt, especially when the Zombie Apocalypse hits… (and it will, oh boy it will). With a Shirt that reads “In Event of Undead Attack, The Wearer of this Garment is Considered ZOMBIE FRIENDLY. DO NOT EAT!” Now that’s a Hoot (Zombies can read, right?). With a Variety of Colors: Yellow, Red, Black, Blue, Green and more, you’ll want to Slap this sucker on, and RUNNNNN!
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Severed Zombie-Arm Wood Pendant
“Fist Bump BROOOO!” HA! If Howard Stern became a Zombie, this would be him (Howard Stern Fans will get it…) It’s a Zombie Arm, Severed from the Undead Body, Bloody, Bony, and Made out of Wood. Handmade from Alder…
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Chia Zombie Head
Oh My… Doesn’t this take the Cake? It’s a Chia Pet that’s a ZOMBIE HEAD! And boy is it UGLY! HA! Ghoulishly Fun, it makes for one Amusing Gift, or more than likely, one Gag Gift! Perfect for any…
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Zombie Dad Car Decal
Oh Dad… Got Bit! Now he’s a Zombie… Such is Life (and Death)! So Celebrate Dad and Father’s Day with this Hilarious Zombie Dad Car Decal. 5″ x 3″ Decal that will Slap on your Vehicle’s Window (or any…
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Zombie Guitar Hanger
So So Cool. This is a Guitar Hanger that looks just like a Zombie Hand! AWESOME! With Toxic Veiny Green Digits and Bones and Blood, this Guitar Holder is unlike any you’ve ever Seen before! Cushioned Insert Protect the…
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Zombie Thinker
What’s a zombie think about? Oh come on, you know: BRAINSSSSSSS! And this thinker is thinking about brains, blood, guts, normal dead thoughts. A perfect sculpture for your undead walls. Made out of cold cast polyresin, this beautifully painted…
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Zombie Catnip Toys
You know, when a cat gets into catnip… It really does look like a zombie… Granly, foaming at the mouth, chewing mice to pieces… And you should see them in water, BALISTIC!!! Oh wait, that’s every day… Cute, Fun,…
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Zombie Hillbillies Book
LMAO! Ain’t no Zombie Finer than one from Hillbilly Country… And this Book, highlights that Pretty Damn Well. The Action, the Humor and the Great Ingenuity will Hook you and Hold you Down… New Weapons, Great Zombies, it really…
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Zombie Cufflinks in a Presentation Box
What? Zombies in a Box? Heck no… They’re better on your Arms, and Neck, and Head, for Zombies need to Eat. Right? And all you Walking Dead Fans, or even Fans of iZombie, get a load of these Fun…
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