Zombie Guts
Man, if I only had the guts to wear this costume… Oh wait! It’s ZOMBIE GUTS! YUM! Bloody, gory, Zombie Guts, Intestines, that stick out of your bloody shirt, looking just like you ate too much and the brain gas blew your insides out. Relax… I gut this! HA! Is that a tape worm??? Nah… Just a bun in the oven… It will totally freak some people out. “RUNNNN!”
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Ugly Zombie Christmas Sweater
HA! Now this is an Ugly Christmas Sweater, no doubt. Featuring Santa, Jolly ole St. Nick. Standing on a Pile of Snow, Covered in Blood. Elf Blood. Blown Apart. And the Words “Santa Claus, Zombie Sleigher” in Big Black…
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Men’s Zombie Doctor Jacket
“Is there a Doctor in the House?” “RAWRRRRRR!” “Oh Never MIND!” It’s the Kind of Doctor that Nightmares are Made From. An Undead Doctor that will Carve, Probe and Cut a Little too Deep… “MUNCH!” Perfect to Finish any…
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Buttcrack Prime Movie
You gotta see a Movie called “Buttcrack”! It’s required if you love Zombie Comedies. Wade’s constantly Exposed Buttcrack annoys his Roommate Brian and his Girlfriend to a point where they decide to Kill Wade. Unfortunately, Wade’s Vengeful Voodoo Sister…
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Zombie Garage Door Window Decals
DON’T OPEN THE DOOR!!!! For the Garage is FULL of ZOMBIES! RAWRRRRR! It’s Ultra-Cool Zombie Hand Decals that you Stick on the Window Panes of your Garage Door… And it’s KILLER GOOD! Fun Decorations that Instantly turn your Garage,…
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Zombie Hot Dog Costume
LMAO! I just want to Buy this Costume and Roam around the Ballpark… How FUN is that? Hot Dog… Get your “RAWRRRRR!” That’s not Ketchup… A Great Funny Zombie Hot Dog Costume that’s Hilarious and Gory. With a Gaping…
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Dead Man Walking Face Mask
Look, if you’ve got to wear a face mask, you should at least wear one in style. ZOMBIE STYLE! These great looking printed face masks not only are frightfully fun, but actually work as well. They’ll keep the walkers…
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Zombie Christmas Carols
ZOMBIES! Christmas Carols? HA! “Fresh Brains Roasting on an Open Fire…” Yes, Christmas is on its way, and all the Little Boys and Ghouls are Dreaming of Stockings Filled with Candied Eyes and Bleeding Body Parts. Right? “I Saw…
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Zombies at the Door Sculpture
Knock Knock, oh wait, the Dead don’t Knock, they Knock Down! And with this Wall Sculpture that looks like a Zombie Busting through the Door, you’ll want to stay away… Far away! What goes “Bump in the Night?” –…
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