Zombie in Love Book
Mortimer is looking for LOVE. He’s looking Everywhere! He’s Worked out at the Gym (His Arm keeps Falling off). He’s tried Ballroom Dancing Lessons (The Ladies find him a bit Stiff). He’s even been on Stalemate.com. When all Hope has DIED, could the Girl of his Dreams be one Horrifying Shriek away? HA! This is a Zombie Romance Picture Book is one that will make YOU Fall in LOVE too! :)
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Zombie Head Keychain
OMG, there’s a Zombie in my pocket… RAWRRR! Take a Zombie everywhere you go with this beautifully sculpted Zombie Head Keychain. Hand crafted from Sterling Silver, this Head hangs from a Fine 4mm Sterling Silver Rolo Chain, and dangles…
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Zombie Fleece Throw Blanket
I’d Love to Wrap myself up with a Zombie and Get all Warm and Cozy inside. Doesn’t that Sound Delightful? Snuggling up… Sinking in… Feeling your Eyelids get Heavy… Ah. If only I had this Fleece Blanket now. A…
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Zombie Head Squishy Balls
Sweet… The Most Fun Squishy Balls you’ll ever Uncover. It’s Zombie Heads, Bright, Colorful, made of Rubber, and when Squished in your Hand, Grossness Appears; Liquid Blood with a Disgusting Surprise inside; Rats, Brains, Guts… It’s all Gory Good….
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Zombie Quick-Drying Beach Swim Board Trunks
Wait…. Zombies Can’t Swim! Well, that is, if they aren’t attached to your body. And with these Men’s Swim Trunks… HANG ON FOR DEAR LIFE! For they’re Quick-Drying Board Trunks that are Fun, Colorful, and some Undead Thing is…
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Zombie Catnip Toys
You know, when a cat gets into catnip… It really does look like a zombie… Granly, foaming at the mouth, chewing mice to pieces… And you should see them in water, BALISTIC!!! Oh wait, that’s every day… Cute, Fun,…
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Walking Dead Black Bi-Fold Wallet
Sweet… It’s The Walking Dead Wallet that any True Zombie Fan would LOVE! Just think of all the Conversations this Bi-Fold will Start when you Whip it out to Pay for your Zombie Mask, Hands and Fake Blood… Official…
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Bloody Brains Zombie Head Necklace
LMAO! I don’t know whether to Laugh or to Cry… For this Pendant surely brings Tears to my Eyes! It’s a Zombie Head Necklace that’s Handmade (out of Polymer Clay), Hangs on a 26″ Black Suede Cord, and Features…
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Zombie Tarot Cards
AWESOME! I NEED a Deck of These! It’s Zombie Tarot Cards that are to DIE for! Zombie Tarot Oracle Of Undead comes with the Deck, Instructions, and Box. You’ve NEVER seen Tarot Cards like these. Imagine the ‘Rider Deck‘…
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