Zombie Jefferson Nickel
Yelp… YES! Jefferson is dead. No doubt. Which makes him, the ultimate zombie. A walking dead Jefferson, hand carved, on a nickel coin, that’s fierce, gruesome, and hey, a little bloody too. I LOVE THOSE TEETH! And that hair part… AWESOME! Thomas Jefferson, a spokesman for democracy, was an American Founding Father, the principal author of the Declaration of Independence (1776), and now, he’s undead. Get your Jefferson coin today.
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Zombie Million Dollar Bill
This Novelty Million Dollar Bill has Images of Zombies, Brains, Blood, Guns, and Shovels… SWEET! The Bill says “Zombie Apocalypse” and it serves to Recognize the Undead, and it Urges you to Take Precautions! In other words, Blow your…
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Zombie Stick Incense Burner
Do you Smell Brains? Nope, that’s Just Jasmine… Because this Incense is Burning Bright and Stabbed in a Zombie’s Head. Yeah! Featuring a Zombie Incense Burner with an Ugly Undead Soul. Crawling up out of the Grave, Hungry, Snarling,…
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Zombie Fidget Spinner
Fidget much? Well how about Fidgeting with a ZOMBIE? For this Delightful Fidget Spinner is a Zombie Fidget Spinner. Featuring Colorful Green Zombie Heads, which you can Spin to your Heart’s Content… With a Fidget Spinner, you can have…
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Zombie Finger Biter
This is FUN! Sticking your Finger in a Zombie’s Mouth and trying not to get BIT… What could go Wrong, Right? It’s a FREE Download from Amazon, and available for the Android 2.3.3. Test your Reaction and see how…
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World War Z Lab Zombie Mask
Holy Crap this is Frightening… It’s the Lab Worker from the Movie World War Z. Otherwise known as the Ebola Zombie Virus 59876… Nothing but Scary Nightmares! And with this Great Zombie Mask, you can Relive all those Wonderful…
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Morphsuit Scary Zombie Suit
These things Freak me out… Morphsuits! Spandex that covers you from Head to Toe and Transforms you into THE LIVING DEAD! It’s a Zombie Morphsuit, 2nd Skin, that’s See-Through, Breath-Through, and Drink-Through. Making it Fun to Wear, and Fun…
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Zombie Arm Potted Plant
LOVE LOVE LOVE this Zombie Arm Plant! It’s too COOL! It’s an Eroded Potted Plant that’s Growing a Bony, Bloody Zombie Hand. It’s Popping up outta the Soil and Reaching for the SKY! Beautiful! Made of Polyresin, this Decomposing…
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Zombie Buns Hotshort Underwear
LMAO! Whelp, this is a Take on Brains… Because when the Blood is Flowing, the only thing on a Zombie’s Mind is BUUUUUUUUNS! HA! Hotshort Underwear that are Sexy and Fun. Featuring Zombie Handprints, grabbing those Buns, and Green…
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