Zombie Nursery Rhymes
Nice…. It’s the Jack and Jill Went Up to Kill: A Book of Zombie Nursery Rhymes! How Sweet! Nothing’s too Bloody, Graphic or Dire for your Little Zombie Bait, right? Talk about Seriously Twisted (with Eye-Popping Illustrations)… Devour Mother Goose in Wonderful Tales like; Jack and Jill Went Up to Kill… A Hilarious Volume Designed to Tickle the (Exposed) Funnybone of every Fan this Side of the Grave! Dig in… It’s the Undead Shuffle!
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Men’s Zombie Doctor Jacket
“Is there a Doctor in the House?” “RAWRRRRRR!” “Oh Never MIND!” It’s the Kind of Doctor that Nightmares are Made From. An Undead Doctor that will Carve, Probe and Cut a Little too Deep… “MUNCH!” Perfect to Finish any…
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Zombies Kitchen Towel Oven Mitt
Ha, Real Nice. Zombies in the Kitchen. Gotta Cook those Brainsssss. And to do so, you’ll need a Lovely Dish Towel and Oven Mitt. And this Set, is Dying to be Used and Abused. With Fancy Colorful Designs of…
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Desktop Shooting Zombie Set
If I had this on my desk, I’d never get anything accomplished… Except for Shooting Zombies Heads, Brains, and BODY! YEAH BUDDY! Practice Rubber Band Target Shooting with this Desktop Target Set. Challenge your Friends and Family to Shoot…
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Cleaver Zombie
This is a Real Butcher Knife. Repeat… THIS IS NOT A TOY! It’s a Real Cleaver, for Cutting Veggies, Chicken, Fingers, Toes, and ZOMBIES! Slice and Dice anything you want with this Very Cool Zombie Tool. Green Blade, Bloody…
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Zombie Solar Powered Lamp
This is COOL! It’s a Solar Powered Garden Light Lamp that’s a Zombie Rising from the Dead! SWEET! After Years Spent in the Cold Dark Ground, this Emerging Gruesome Garden Guest Casts an Eerie Light over his Shadowy Surroundings…
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Zombie Killer License Plate
LOVE THIS! But I love going 120 mph and smashing zombies with my front bumper even better. As everyone does. It’s the perfect front plate for any zombie fan, a zombie killer front plate, featuring a gruesome undead, smashed…
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Zombie Eating Cupcake Skateboard Deck
Talk about Personality… Mixing Comedy with “Meme-Like” Horror… I Love it! It’s a Skateboard Deck Featuring a Wonderful Cartoon Zombie (That Hair!), Green and Ghastly, Chewing on a Pink Frosted Cupcake (With a Cherry on Top)… And the Colorful…
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Zombie Plates Napkins Cups
Having a Birthday? A Party? A Funeral? Isn’t it time you invested in a Set of Party Supplies? Like Napkins, Plates and Cups… With ZOMBIES? Zombie Hands and Creepy Green Toxic Plates that will Chill your Party to the…
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