Zombie Nursery Rhymes
Nice…. It’s the Jack and Jill Went Up to Kill: A Book of Zombie Nursery Rhymes! How Sweet! Nothing’s too Bloody, Graphic or Dire for your Little Zombie Bait, right? Talk about Seriously Twisted (with Eye-Popping Illustrations)… Devour Mother Goose in Wonderful Tales like; Jack and Jill Went Up to Kill… A Hilarious Volume Designed to Tickle the (Exposed) Funnybone of every Fan this Side of the Grave! Dig in… It’s the Undead Shuffle!
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Walking Dead Buckle-Down Keychain
These Key-Chains are SOOOOO COOL! It’s a Buckle-Down Keychain that hooks onto your Belt Loop. Then your Keys can actually be Detached by Simply Pushing the Buckle (like a Vehicle Safety Belt). It’s Simple, Fun, and hey, WALKING DEAD!…
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Pop-Up Zombie Toilet
Well if I saw this Zombie Toilet I would probably Crap my Pants! Really! It’s a Great Prop for the Bathroom featuring a Horrifying Animated Zombie Head Popping up outta the Toilet… With a Grotesque Green Face and Light-Up…
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Zombie Half Mask
Only half a Zombie? (Like this Half a Zombie Short Story) Then you better grab yourself a Half Zombie Mask. For it’s a Quick and Easy Costume that Slides over your Head and Brains… Turns anyone into The Walking…
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Patriotic Zombie Square Ornament
It’s the 4th of July! Happy Independence Day! And nothing is more FREE than Zombies! So with this Hilarious Take on “Uncle Sam”, let this Zombie tell you what they really want: BRAINS! Red, White and Blue Brains. Or…
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Zombie Summoner
Raise the Dead with this Staff. It’s a Handmade Wooden Pole with an Evil Skull. And what it does is Beyond this World: It Summons Zombies. A Zombie Summoner that’s so Cool, so Badass, you’ll have to Buy it…
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Zombie Halloween Dog Costume
OH MY GOD… This costume KILLS me. It’s a dog costume, that’s a hilarious zombie and will turn your pooch UNDEAD! How FUN! A handmade costume that’s created for extra small dogs (costumes are hard to find for tiny…
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Zombie Apocalypse Ornament Set
Your whole Christmas Tree will be Crawling with Zombies with this Spectacular and Dark Zombie Apocalypse Ornament Set. Featuring 14 Zombie Themed Mini Ornaments, made out of Shatterproof Plastic PVC, that Dangle down from Gold String for easy Hanging….
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Zombie Anatomical Heart Maggot Pendant
Oh Yes, Dinner is Served. YUMMY! Ain’t nothing Better than Maggots Feasting on a Cold Dead Heart… Unless it’s Jewelry! For this Handmade Zombie Heart is a Great Way to Scare the Day. An Unpleasant Morbid Bloody Anatomical Heart…
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