Zombie Nursery Rhymes
Nice…. It’s the Jack and Jill Went Up to Kill: A Book of Zombie Nursery Rhymes! How Sweet! Nothing’s too Bloody, Graphic or Dire for your Little Zombie Bait, right? Talk about Seriously Twisted (with Eye-Popping Illustrations)… Devour Mother Goose in Wonderful Tales like; Jack and Jill Went Up to Kill… A Hilarious Volume Designed to Tickle the (Exposed) Funnybone of every Fan this Side of the Grave! Dig in… It’s the Undead Shuffle!
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Gangsters, Guns And Zombies DVD
What a Sweet Movie! It’s Gangsters, Guns And Zombies… The Plot: One Man sees the Dead Rising up from the Grave and thinks of a Genius Plan; to Make Money! They Drive the Robbery Getaway Van, Deliver Everyone to…
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Zombie Straight Razor
The last thing you want in a Zombie Apocalypse is a Close Shave… Good thing the Undead are still Dead… For the time being. But if not, this Straight Razor just might do the Trick. A 4.38″ Blade that…
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Beware of Zombies Warning Tape
Beware of zombies… Everywhere! It’s warning tape that will make your next undead party… Lively! Fun tape that reads: BEWARE OF ZOMBIES. Plastic tape, 20 feet long (about the size of your small intestine)… That’s ideal for walkers, talkers,…
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Zombie Face Plate
Gnarly! That’s the only word to describe this Hideous Zombie Face Mask. Such a Delightful Bloody Face Plate with Teeth, Bones and Gore. JUST AWESOME! A Handmade Mask with Latex Skin, backed with Casting Plastic (to make it more…
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Zombies Trucker Hat
Truckers LOVE Zombies too! So why not show off your Adoration of the Genre with a Zombie Hat! You know, Zombies are going to take over the World… so you better just stay in your Vehicle! HA! Just Kidding……
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Zombie Slide Glove
These Freaky Cool Skateboard Slide Gloves are specifically Designed to be Functional and Practical! Perfect for Freeriding! Made with a Mix of Kevlar, Nylon and Suede for Light Weight, Durability and Breathability, these Fun Zombie Hands are Rotten, Blue,…
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Dragging Drew Chia Pet
Oh that Drew… Always Dragging his Ass. Leaving Legs and Arms and Rotten Organs laying around… Sheesh… Good thing he’s a Chia Pet, for that Plant Odor helps Mask the Fungus… HA! This Chia Pet is a Zombie Lover’s…
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I Weed Zombie Grinder
HA! When you LOVE Zombies, just as much as you LOVE Weed, then why not Combine them? This 2.4″ Zinc Grinder Set Features an I Weed Zombie Logo, a Space for Engraving your Name (FREE), a Scraper, and Velvet…
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