Zombie Stress Toy
“There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home…” That’s me, in the Zombie Apocalypse Squeezing the Hell out of this Stress Toy. A Fun Toy meant for Relieving Stress and Anxiety; all you do is Squeeze it. Get it Moist with your Sweaty Palms as the Undead Horde Approaches. 4 1/2″ Tall, this Foam Zombie (with a Suit and Tie) is a Great Stress Reliever that can sit on your Desk at Work and Beg you to Squish-Squish. :)
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Zombie Wallet And Chain
“Rawrrr… Give me all your MONEY!!!!” Talk about a Cool Gift for the Zombie Lover. A Wallet, Black Faux Leather, in Zombie Blood… Or is that Human Blood? Reading “Killswitch Engage” it’s Officially Licensed Material, has a Clear ID…
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“Pin The Eyeball” Zombie Game
Really… Do Zombies need Eyes? Can’t they just Roam around Sniffing out Blood and Brains? Sheesh… Well, in this New Version of “Pin the Tail on the Donkey” Game, it’s “Pin the Eyeball on the Zombie” A Great, Colorful…
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Walking Dead Daryl Dixon Keepsake Box
WOWWWWW! This Trinket Box ROCKS! It’s a Handmade Wooden Keepsake Box, Featuring none other than Daryl Dixon from The Walking Dead. Crafted in Pine Wood, this Box is Carved, Sanded, then Stained with Great Detail. Smooth, Lacquered and Finished…
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Jesus H. Zombie
Alex and Jamie Hit Jesus with a Car. Brought him Home. But Who will Zombie Jesus Eat? Can they Rescue the Town? “Christ!!!” What does the H stand for in Jesus H. Christ? Urban Dictionary says “Holy”, “Haploid”, “Hell”,…
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Severed Zombie Woman’s Head
I keep calling her and calling her and she never comes… And with this Creepy Woman’s Head, she never will! A Frightening Realistic Zombie Head, with Black Stringy Hair, Sunken Cheeks, Bloodshot Eyes and Teeth… Makes for one FUN…
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Zombie Couple Wine Glass Set
Just think, you and your Zombie Hunting Buddy can Sip your Wine in Style as the Horde Breaks down your Door… How Romantic! It’s a Fun Wine Glass Set Featuring a Lovely Zombie Couple. Him and Her, Undead, and…
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Zombie Santa Claus Ornament
Nothing’s better to Decorate a Dead Tree, then with Dead Santa…. HA! It’s Santa Claus… Looking a Little Green (almost like the Grinch). But this Santa is a Zombie Santa (even he couldn’t Escape the Brain-Eating Horde). Poor St….
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Zombie in Love Book
Mortimer is looking for LOVE. He’s looking Everywhere! He’s Worked out at the Gym (His Arm keeps Falling off). He’s tried Ballroom Dancing Lessons (The Ladies find him a bit Stiff). He’s even been on Stalemate.com. When all Hope…
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