Zombie Wood Earrings
LMAO! These are Different… Fun Wooden Earrings that Feature Handmade Zombies, Perfect for your Ear Lobes. Made with Lightweight Wood, these Organic Undead will Haunt your Ears but good. Funny Zombies, Smaller than a Dime, with Wagging Tongues and Hungry Teeth… Set on a Red Background, these Bad Boys will Look Dire in your Holes. Just Pop them in and get to Roaming, and Moaning… Ideal for the Zombie Fan!
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Zombie Haiku Poetry For Your Brains
Oh Boy… It’s Zombie Haiku; Good Poetry For Your…Brains, and it’s written by an Undead Poet. Featuring Firsthand Experiences during the Zombie Plague, this Journal of Cute Poetry continues, even after the author is DEAD. So a Zombie Haiku,…
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Here Zombie Mens Briefs
Ha… Target practice, on your JUNK? Yep… It’s Zombie Apocalypse Men’s Briefs that are White, Tight, and outta Sight. With Fun Zombie Silhouettes on the Buns of these Briefs, you’ll be sporting Undead and picking off Head Shots. With…
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Zombie Gift Wrap Roll
Wrap all your Christmas Presents up with this Roll of Gift Wrap Paper… All those Juicy Brains, a Bag of Zombies, Games, Props, Costumes… Gift Wrap that can Tie all of the Undead Theme together… Whether it be Walking…
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TWD Bite Me iPhone X Case
It’s coming… The Return of The Walking Dead (Sunday, February 10)… Are you Ready? I’m still Devastated over Jesus Dying… SUCKSSSSSS! So, to Bring the Dead Back to Life, how about a Brand New Case for your iPhone? Made…
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Zombie and Grave Cellphone Holder
HA! This is a Great Place to Store your Phone when it DIES… :) A Cellphone Holder that’s Ideal for any Zombie Fan. For the Holder is a Cold Cast Resin Zombie and Tombstone Grave… RAWRRRRRR! 7″ High x…
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Zombie Maggot Face Prop
LMAO! This Maggot-Faced Farmer is a GREAT Haunted House Prop with Flashing Flicker White Eyes. It makes Loud Moaning Noises Amidst Creepy Background Music. The overall Length of the Zombie Farmer is approx. 5 Feet (60-inches) Tall. His Ultra-Creepy…
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Zombie Baby Decor
LOL This Baby is UGLLLLY! But then again, I’ve seen worse in the Mall. :) This Zombie Baby is 16 Inches Tall, made out of Latex, and looks like a Sitting Baby with Possessed Eyes, Fang Looking Teeth and…
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Melting Zombie Putty
Use your Imagination to Shape and Mold this Purple Zombie Character (you can get the Green Zombie Here). Be Creative and Bring it to Life with the included Eyes, Arms, Ears, Mouth, Feet, and Innards! Then Watch as it…
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