Jesus H. Zombie

Alex and Jamie Hit Jesus with a Car. Brought him Home. But Who will Zombie Jesus Eat? Can they Rescue the Town? “Christ!!!” What does the H stand for in Jesus H. Christ? Urban Dictionary says “Holy”, “Haploid”, “Hell”, or “Humor”. As in… “Jesus H. Christ! My Plunger Broke!”, or “Jesus H. Christ, that Fart Smells like Rotten Ass!” Yeah… Well, you’ll be Cursing a lot too when you see the Zombies coming… Er, Jesus Zombie! Watch and scream…

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  • Only Dead on the Inside Book

    There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials….

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  • Zombie Microwave Cling

    LMAO! “Hey, is that a Meat Loaf in the Microwave?” HA! Freak them all out with this Crazy, Bloody Zombie Microwave Cling. Stick it on the Microwave and let the Screams begin! Looking like a Melted Zombie Head was…

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  • Kill Zombies Coffee Mug

    Oh if only this was our To Do List… 1) Wake Up 2) Shoot Zombies. HA! Love it! Such a Fun Simple White Coffee Mug that is IDEAL for any Walking Dead, Z Nation, or iZombie Fan. A High…

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  • Zombie Cufflinks in a Presentation Box

    What? Zombies in a Box? Heck no… They’re better on your Arms, and Neck, and Head, for Zombies need to Eat. Right? And all you Walking Dead Fans, or even Fans of iZombie, get a load of these Fun…

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  • Walking Dead Themed Pins

    Batter Up… What does a Gun, a Baseball Bat (named Lucille), Barb Wire and a Bloody Undead Zombie have in common??? The Walking Dead, of course. Featuring 3 incredibly Fun Pins, Buttons, Lapel Decorations, that are Ideal for the…

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  • Zombie Hunter Pink Bracelet

    Break out the Pudding, October is coming, and so is The Walking Dead. So no better way to Prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse, than with a Pink Zombie Hunter Bracelet (Pink is the Gemstone for October). A Lovely Pink…

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  • Stink and the Midnight Zombie Walk

    Guts! Brains! Eyeballs! There’s only one Week before the New Book in the Nightmare on Zombie Street Series comes out. Of Corpse Stink will be first in line at the Blue Frog Bookstore to Buy his Copy and join…

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  • Zombie Sleep Mask

    When you Sleep, you’re Dead to the World anyway, so why not Look the part? This Zombie Sleep Mask is just the thing you need to get your Eternal Beauty Rest. Wrapping around your Head with an Elastic Cord,…

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