Jesus H. Zombie

Alex and Jamie Hit Jesus with a Car. Brought him Home. But Who will Zombie Jesus Eat? Can they Rescue the Town? “Christ!!!” What does the H stand for in Jesus H. Christ? Urban Dictionary says “Holy”, “Haploid”, “Hell”, or “Humor”. As in… “Jesus H. Christ! My Plunger Broke!”, or “Jesus H. Christ, that Fart Smells like Rotten Ass!” Yeah… Well, you’ll be Cursing a lot too when you see the Zombies coming… Er, Jesus Zombie! Watch and scream…

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  • The Walking Dead Pop-Up Book

    Walking Dead Fans will LOVE this! It’s a Pop-Up Book of ZOMBIES!!!! Based on AMC’s The Walking Dead, this Blood-Curdling Pop-Up Book brings Zombies to life… Ingeniously Crafted Pop-Ups that add a Horrifying New Dimension to the Series. “Bicycle…

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  • Zombie And Brains Greeting Card

    Awww! We go together like Zombie and Brains! Peanut Butter and Jelly! Sausage and Eggs! What a Great Greeting Card, Blank inside so you can Write your own Prose… Featuring a Cute, but Gnarly Zombie (Nice Gums) and a…

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  • Evil Bloody Zombie Baby Doll

    Okay, I can’t Stop Laughing at this Baby… Just those Eyes are enough to Kill me… It’s Crazy! An Evil, Bloody, Mangled Baby, a Zombified Mess, and the Best Prop for Halloween. A Frightening Baby with a Heart on…

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  • Sour Patch Kids Zombies

    Eat em Up, Eat em Up… It’s Sour Patch Kids like you’ve never seen them before… DEAD and SOUR! Fun Loving Sour Patch, Halloween Style. Featuring some Gummy Fun with a 3.5oz. box of Sweet and Sour Candy. First…

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  • Bicycle Zombie Riders Deck

    Like Playing Cards? Want to Add some Bloody Fun to the Game? How about some Zombie Riders Bicycle Deck, that consists of 56 Playing Cards Featuring Hand Inked ZOMBIES! Gory Artwork really Ups the Ante. It’s a Deck you’ll…

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  • Zombie Kitty Necklace

    This Pendant makes me Laugh… Those EYES! HA! It’s a Zombie Kitten Necklace that’s Hilarious. Undead Kitty, Snarling Mouth, Sunken Ribs, with a Zombie Cat Butt as well… Bone Protruding from it’s Tail… Just Awesome! Original Hand Drawn, 2″…

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  • Zombie Last Supper

    Sometimes I feel like I’m going to Hell just for Posting some of the things I do… But hey, wasn’t Jesus a Zombie? Not the first Zombie (that was Lazarus), but the most Famous Zombie of all. And here…

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  • Badass Zombie Killers Card Game

    Rack em up, because these Zombies are going down! For this NEW Card Game is just the thing you need. It’s a Zombie Killers Game featuring Zombie Killing Weapons (Gas-Powered, Double-Barreled, Laser-Guided Pitchfork) that are Totally Badass and Wicked…

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