Zombie Jerky
This will give the Zombies exactly what they Crave… JERKS! err… Jerky! :) It says “ZOMBIE”, but it’s Really Green Beef Jerky in a BIO Hazard Bag “Every Little Bit of Natural Instinct Tells you to NOT EAT THE GREEN MEAT… but when you try it, you realize that it actually Tastes like Yummy Teriyaki Beef Jerky”. 1. Teriyaki 2. It’s Beef Jerky 3. Delicious! What more could you ask for?
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Severed Fingers
Gnarly! Lay these Delicious Looking H’orderves around the House and it’ll look like a Trail of Breadcrumbs for Zombies! Realistic Fingers that are Bony, Bloody, and Scary as Hell. Made of Latex, Cut directly off a Zombie, each Finger…
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Bye Rick, Walking Dead Tank Top
Ouch… This Hurts! It’s the “Bye Rick” Tank that Cuts like a Knife. With Rick Grimes, aka. Andrew Lincoln, leaving The Walking Dead… I’m losing my mind. I can’t even imagine him not being on that show. But then…
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TWD Ezekiel and Shiva Action Figures
MUST HAVE TIGERRRRRR! It’s the Fabulous Shiva Action Figure… Oh Yeah, and Ezekiel too (“And Yet, I Smile”) It’s The Walking Dead and “All Out War” Glory. A 2 Pack Action Figure Set Featuring the Leader of The Kingdom,…
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Zombie Hamlet DVD
“To Be, or not to Be: that is the Question. Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to Suffer the Slings and Arrows of outrageous Fortune, Or to take Arms against a Sea of Troubles, And by Opposing end them?…
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Zombie Back Packs
Love Zombies? Hate School? Well Zombie it up with these Ultra-Cool Zombie Back Packs. Featuring 7 Different Zombie Visuals, from Bloody Splatters to Staggering Undead, you’ll Love how they look, and love how they hold your Books, Paper, Pencils…
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Green Zombie Bobblehead
“Do you want some Brains?” (The Bobblehead Nods Yes) “Do you want a Tic Tac?” (The Bobblehead Bites my Arm…) Well, that Escalated Quickly! But with this Fun Green Undead Foe, everything’s a Nod, a Bounce, or Twist, for…
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Gobble: A Thanksgiving Novelette
Gobble RAWRRRRRR! It’s a Zombie Thanksgiving with this Insanely Bloody Gobble Book. Appropriately called “Gobble: A Thanksgiving Novelette of the Zombie Apocalypse”, this ebook is a Kindle Edition, FREE, and about Mark and Sheryl, on Thanksgiving, and finding themselves…
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Screaming Zombie Trinket Box
YIKES! This is one Creepy Ass Trinket Box, for sure. A Screaming Zombie Head, with Demonic Eyes, Pointed Ears, an Open Mouth and Blood… Lots and lots of Blood. Chop the Head off, and it opens up to reveal…
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