Zombie Jerky
This will give the Zombies exactly what they Crave… JERKS! err… Jerky! :) It says “ZOMBIE”, but it’s Really Green Beef Jerky in a BIO Hazard Bag “Every Little Bit of Natural Instinct Tells you to NOT EAT THE GREEN MEAT… but when you try it, you realize that it actually Tastes like Yummy Teriyaki Beef Jerky”. 1. Teriyaki 2. It’s Beef Jerky 3. Delicious! What more could you ask for?
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Zombie Nail Art Sticker Decals
Zombie Gals… You’re gonna Love these! They’re Zombie Nail Decals that Feature Zombies Rambling around your Fingertips. Black Silhouette Stickers that will Dazzle any Nail, even in the Apocalypse. You get 50 Decal Stickers in this Set, and all…
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Zombie Hands Heart Board Shorts
Well, this will get everyone to Stare at your Heart on… your Shorts! Yeah! It’s Board Shorts that Feature Green Zombie Hands, Forming a Heart over your Bloody Package. NICE! Quick Dry Men’s Shorts with 2 Pockets and No…
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Skeleton Zombie Child Costume
OMG… If only my kid really looked like this; SICK! It’s the coolest, creepiest, costume for kids yet. A skeleton zombie costume, that’s totally beautiful, and rotten, of course. 100% polyester, exclusive of trim, pull-on closure, hand washable, and…
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Left Behind Comedy Series
This Book is a “Laugh Out Loud” Zombie Comedy Series, featuring Harry, Alfie and Charlie who are Trying to enjoy a Nice Evening of Board Games and Beer when the Zombies come. Or, should I say “Zombie”. HA! Any…
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Zombie Hard Candy Lollipops
Crunch, this BRAIN tastes terrific… Yeah Buddy! These Zombies are Perfectly Ripe for Eating… Yummy Lollipop Zombies with Horrific Faces, Bloody Heads, Gory Mouths, and Snapping Teeth… What’s not to LOVE? Made with Pure Cane Sugar, Filtered Water, Cream…
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Zombie Croc DVD
LMAO! This movie, called “Zombie Croc: Evil Has Been Summoned” sounds freaking hilarious… And why not? It’s a Zombie Crocodile! Just like the Zombie Sheep and Zombie Beaver (which was AWESOME), this movie depicts a Monstrous Resurrected Swamp Beast…
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Solar Powered Zombie Arm Lantern
Looking for some Brains in the Night? Need a little Guiding Light? Well let this Zombie Arm show you the way. For it’s the Coolest Arm you’ll ever see. A Zombie Arm, holding a Lantern, that’s Solar Powered and…
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Zombie Apocalypse Wall Decal
AWE-SOMEEEEE! This Wall Decal is Creep Factor to the Zombie Degree… A Huge Decal that can be Stuck to either a Wall or Window, Featuring the Zombie Apocalypse. Looking like an Open Window, amid the Toxic City Ruins, is…
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