Zombie Rotten Kiss Lip Balm
Mmmmm, give me a kiss! I’ve only got EYES for you! HA! It’s Lip Balm like you’ve never seen before… Coat your Rotten lips with this: Zombie Rotten KISS Balm. It’s ideal for your Infected Little Face. Get Mouth on Mouth with this lovely Caffeinated Green Tea Lip Balm, with SPF 15, of course! :) With an Easy Roll-up Tube, you’ll be ready when the Zombies come a Knocking at your Door. SMOOCH!
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Zombie Summoner
Raise the Dead with this Staff. It’s a Handmade Wooden Pole with an Evil Skull. And what it does is Beyond this World: It Summons Zombies. A Zombie Summoner that’s so Cool, so Badass, you’ll have to Buy it…
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Zombie Hands Heart Valentine’s Day Shirt
HA! You and your soulmate, together forever, vividly imprinted on your chest. It’s a Zombie Valentine’s with these lovely green and bloody zombie hands. Grins more like it. A great gift for any set of lovers. Brains or not….
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The Girl With All the Gifts
Got Amazon Prime? Good, then you can Watch this Incredible Zombie Movie, FOR FREE! It’s called “The Girl With All the Gifts”, featuring Glenn Close, in a Post-Apocalyptic Story about a Devastating Disease that Eradicates Free Will and turns…
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Green Deluxe Zombie Wig
Nice… I would wear this everyday. It’s a wig, that’s not only fun, but GREEN! Toxic green and bushy. Slip it over your head and you’ll be undead in no time. A great zombie costume accessory that’s 100% synthetic…
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Death Zombie Bloody Horror Mask
What the Heck? This Mask is Definitely a HORROR FILM indeed… Talk about Scary. It’s a Zombie Clown, Freak, Bloody Mess, FRIGHTMARE, that’s Latex, White, Red, and Something Totally DEAD. But hey, at least it’s Environmental and Non-Toxic. Comfortable…
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Wretched Animated Zombie Prop
This is me in the morning, trying to drink coffee in the car… SPLASH! A Crispy, Creepy Zombie Prop, that’s Frightening and ANIMATED! A Gory Foam-Filled Latex Prop of a Tortured Zombie Figure that Shakes with Fear and Suffering!…
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Cleaver Zombie
This is a Real Butcher Knife. Repeat… THIS IS NOT A TOY! It’s a Real Cleaver, for Cutting Veggies, Chicken, Fingers, Toes, and ZOMBIES! Slice and Dice anything you want with this Very Cool Zombie Tool. Green Blade, Bloody…
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Screaming Zombie Trinket Box
YIKES! This is one Creepy Ass Trinket Box, for sure. A Screaming Zombie Head, with Demonic Eyes, Pointed Ears, an Open Mouth and Blood… Lots and lots of Blood. Chop the Head off, and it opens up to reveal…
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