Zombie Baby Garden Decor
“Whats red, bubbling and scratches at the window?” “A baby in the microwave!” “How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?” “Nail it’s other hand to the ground!” “How do you stop a baby from falling down a hole?” “Put a javelin through it’s head!” “How do you get 10 dead babies into a bucket?” “With a blender!” “How do you get them out again?” “Tortilla chips!” Oh yeah, Garden Zombie Baby…
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Mad Zombies Blu-ray
Unscrupulous Breeders Concoct a Formula to Fatten their Cattle and Turn them into Burgers Faster! But the Side Effects were soon Felt. The Bodies of the Cattle, Processed Meat, Contaminated the Villagers and Turned them into Zombies. At the…
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Out on a Limb Zombie Prop
LMAO! “Can you Hear me NOW?” HA! This Great Zombie Prop just looks Hilarious! Yelling into it’s Severed Limb, this Zombie Must be on one of those Hand-Me-Down Phones. Big Green Head, Huge Bulging Eyes, Blood Everywhere… This Prop…
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Zombie Toe Necklace
Lovely. Some people carry Ears, some carry Teeth, now you can carry TOES! It’s a Zombie Toe Pendant that’s Green, Creepy, and Bloody too. Really, really nice. Handcrafted from Polymer Clay, Shaped like a Severed Undead Digit, this Toe…
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Hand Stamped Zombie Ring
Too Awesome! This Cute Zombie Ring is Handmade by an Etsy Artist called The Quirky Geek! HA! What FUN it is! It’s an Aluminum Metal Ring that’s Hand Stamped saying ZOMBIE, with a Zombie Skull for the O. I…
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Daryl Angel Wings Necklace
This is a Cool Walking Dead Daryl Dixon Angel Wings Necklace (Fashioned after the Wings on Daryl’s Vest) that comes on a 16.5″ Black Cord with a Lobster Claw Clasp. It’s BAD ASS! Measuring 1 1/2″ High x 1…
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Zombie Training Manual
When a Zombie is taken Prisoner by the Army, why Destroy it? The Army has a Special Program to Train the Undead. This Manual is the Department of Defense’s Principle Source of Information on Care, Conditioning, Training, and Operations…
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Zombie Lake Blu-Ray
In a Small Lakeside Town, Young Women Disappear without a Trace. The Superstitious Locals Blame “The Lake of Ghosts”. When another Woman is Found Dead, a Reporter comes to Town and Soon Discovers that the Lake Harbors a Terrible…
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Frosted Green Zombie Tobacco Pipe
SUCK IT UP… Through the Zombie Pipe. For it’s a Tobacco Pipe that’ll have you Roaming around like the Undead, no doubt. A Frosted Green Tobacco Pipe covered with Zombies. How Fun! Fill it with whatever you desire, for…
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