Zombie Baby Garden Decor
“Whats red, bubbling and scratches at the window?” “A baby in the microwave!” “How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?” “Nail it’s other hand to the ground!” “How do you stop a baby from falling down a hole?” “Put a javelin through it’s head!” “How do you get 10 dead babies into a bucket?” “With a blender!” “How do you get them out again?” “Tortilla chips!” Oh yeah, Garden Zombie Baby…
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Certified Zombie Killer Underwear
Woah there Killer, settle down… There’s something Dead in Denmark! Eh? And it’s coming from your Pants. For it’s Certified Zombie Killer Underwear, that’s Black, White, and TOXIC too! Coming in Waist Sizes Small – XXXLarge, these Fun Underwear…
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Have A Smashing Birthday Card
Oh Glenn… My Favorite Character on The Walking Dead. Now just a Memory in the Zombie Apocalypse. But you can keep him Alive with this Birthday Card. A Card IDEAL for Walking Dead Fans. For it Features Glenn, Happy…
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Double Creepy Zombie Mask
Well that’s just Lovely… Double Lovely. It’s a Zombie Mask that’s Double the Gore, and the Slices, and the Blood, and the Eyeballs… YIKES! Featuring a Zombie Mask, that’s a Deformed Double Mutant, and it’s Frightening indeed. 100% Natural…
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Zombie Ring Holder
Nice Box you have there… What’s ya keep in it? BRAINSSSSSSSSS! LOL This little Trinket Box is Adorable. Look at the little Zombie Head. AWWWWW! It’s the Perfect Small Size to keep a Ring in… You know, like a…
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Zombies Hate Stuff Book
Zombies Hate Clowns! They also Hate Hippies, not to mention Zip Lines, Penguins, Moon Penguins, Nudists, Weddings, Sharing, and Kittens. They really Hate Unicorns, strangely don’t mind Canadians, and love YOU! :) With over 56 Watercolor Illustrations featuring things…
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Zombie Brooch
Okay, he’s Cute. It’s like a Little Zombie Pal that you can Wear on your Sweater, Coat, Hat, Shirt, Purse, Nose Piercing… It’s a Handmade Undead that’s Green, Hungry, and Missing the Lower Mandible. With 6 Perfectly White Teeth,…
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Zombie in Love Book
Mortimer is looking for LOVE. He’s looking Everywhere! He’s Worked out at the Gym (His Arm keeps Falling off). He’s tried Ballroom Dancing Lessons (The Ladies find him a bit Stiff). He’s even been on Stalemate.com. When all Hope…
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Zombie Severed Hand Prop
Oh NO, it’s a Biological Hazard Hand… A Severed Zombie Hand with Biohazard Green Goo Running down the Wrist… RUNNNNN! This Great Zombie Prop looks like a Zombie Hand… But where’s the BODY? Made out of Hollow Plastic, this…
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