Zombie Vinyl Dog Toys
I LOVE it when my Dog plays with Dead Things… Raccoons, Chickens, Pigs, Cats, DOGS… HA! And these Fun Bloody Vinyl Toys are PERFECT for my Pooch! Vinyl Toys with Squeakers, Original and Creative Designs, Cool, Creepy-Looking Characters, one Dead Zombie for the Holidays. How long will it take your Dog to Tear them Apart??? Rip their Guts out, to get to the Heart, Soul, and Brainssss of the Beast?
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Zombie Back Scratcher
LMAO! You Scratch my Back, I’ll EAT yours! HA! What a Great Gift for the Zombie Fan… That way you can Itch the Infection so it Spreads Faster! YES! Made of Composite Resin, Hand Painted so it looks Rotten…
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Zombie Unicorn Sculpture
Nice… Talk about a Beauty… This Unicorn Sculpture is Colorful indeed. A Unicorn Zombie that’s Gnarly Green, with a Blue Mane, and Covered in Blood! Egads! An Undead Unicorn, Affectionately called Zombiecorn, created into a 5″ Sculpture made of…
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No, Not Carl Coffee Cup
“NO, NOT CARL!” Is exactly what I thought when I watched the Mid-Season Finale of The Walking Dead. Why Carl? Really? I keep thinking ‘There’s so many other Characters I’d like to Kill off… But not Carl!’ (Unless for…
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Zombie Lobotomy Kit
What the Heck… Zombies prepare, for it’s a Zombie Lobotomy Kit that’s right up your Rib Cage… Featuring a Truly Horrifying Kit, with REAL Tools that can be used in an Alien Autopsy… Gut Wrenching, Tooth Pulling, Brain Poking,…
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Bub Day of The Dead Zombie Bust
Bub… It’s the Famous Zombie from Day of the Dead, and he’s grown quite attached to his Gun. And now, you can bring Bub to Life with this Day of the Dead Zombie Bust. Stick Bub on your Mantel…
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Kill Zombie!
A Russian Space Station crashes in Amsterdam, releasing a Deadly Virus that turns Citizens into Flesh-Craving Psychopaths. Strangers emerge from Jail, oblivious to the Mayhem until they team up with a Police Officer, and the unlikely Band of Heroes…
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Zombie Underwear
Want to Scare your Girlfriend (or Boyfriend) really Bad? Then slide on a Pair of these Zombie Underwear and let the FUN Begin! These Underwear feature a Close up of a Black and White Zombie with Red Eyes and…
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Zombie Repellent Breath Spray
Let’s Face it. Your Breath is already Bad enough to Wake the Dead… But just in case that happens (and we all know the Zombie Apocalypse will happen), then you better be prepared; Arm yourself with Zombie Repellent Breath…
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