Zombie Tinder Fire Starter
I LOVE a Good Zombie BBQ. The Smell of Zombie Flesh Burning in Piles of Fermented Hair and Smoke… MMM! Brings back Fond Memories… And now, with these FUN Zombie Tinders, you can Light your Fire anytime. With Grotesque Zombie Eyes, Bloody Balls of Fire Starter, you’ll be Blazing and Warm in no time. Temperate Climate Controlled, over 2 Hours of Burn Time, Easy Light Wick, Spark Light… All you need now, is the Horde!
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Zombie Gnomes Bye Bye Birdie
This Pink Flamingo Lawn Ornament has seen better days… Because Zombie Gnomes (Nose-less Ned, Greedy Gary, and Bartolomeu) are Ripping it to Shreds! Featuring a Zombie Decoration Handmade out of Weather and Mold Resistant Paint, Sealer, and Cement Blend,…
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Zombie Valentine Day Party
What a Fun Kindle Download for Valentine’s Day… The Rancid Family wants to help mend their Friendships with their Human Friends. What better way than to Invite them to a Valentine’s Day Party? The Kids make Invitations and help…
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Baby Zombie Poncho
Awww… Such a cute little zombie. All green, and soft, and mushy… It’s a poncho perfect for your small creature. Simply drape it over your child’s head and velcro the cape around… With great big eyes, a gapping mouth,…
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Zombie Dog Muzzle
Oh SICK! Talk about Scary. It’s a Dog Muzzle that’ll turn any Dog into the Walking Dog (Sorry, had to). Featuring 2 (2 Muzzles) that are the Creepiest Muzzles around… Bloody, Gnarly Dog’s Muzzles that fits over his Head,…
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Walking Dead 2019 Trivia Calendar
Didn’t get the Calendar you wanted for Christmas? No Worries… The Walkers are here. For it’s The AMC Walking Dead Daily Trivia Challenge 2019 Boxed Daily Calendar, and boy is it HOT! Featuring Tons of Trivia, Full Color images,…
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Zombie Art 2017 Wall Calendar
Round up the 2016 Year, the Best way you can… With a little Zombie Bite and some Blood! Because 2016 SUCKED, and 2017 is HERE… And so is the Zombie Apocalypse! Because this 2017 Wall Calendar is nothing but…
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Zombie Quick-Drying Beach Swim Board Trunks
Wait…. Zombies Can’t Swim! Well, that is, if they aren’t attached to your body. And with these Men’s Swim Trunks… HANG ON FOR DEAR LIFE! For they’re Quick-Drying Board Trunks that are Fun, Colorful, and some Undead Thing is…
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Breakout Zombie Wall Decor
Decorating for a Zombie Party, Having Fun at the Office, Setting up a Haunted House? Well, this Zombie Breakout Wall Decor is just what you need. It’s a Hanging Wall Piece that appears as if a Creepy, Bloody, Undead,…
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