Wretched Animated Zombie Prop
This is me in the morning, trying to drink coffee in the car… SPLASH! A Crispy, Creepy Zombie Prop, that’s Frightening and ANIMATED! A Gory Foam-Filled Latex Prop of a Tortured Zombie Figure that Shakes with Fear and Suffering! Truly an Impressive Piece. Kneeling in Agony (Out of Brains), with Blood Dripping down her Clothing… 30 inches tall, she plugs into any outlet. Sound CD included! Just add your own Boom Box! BOO!
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Zombie Toe Necklace
Lovely. Some people carry Ears, some carry Teeth, now you can carry TOES! It’s a Zombie Toe Pendant that’s Green, Creepy, and Bloody too. Really, really nice. Handcrafted from Polymer Clay, Shaped like a Severed Undead Digit, this Toe…
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Fear The Walking Dead Madison Tumbler
“UGHHHHH!” I’m about over this show… How the Hell can they kill of Madison? The LEAD? I don’t get it… And what’s stupid is the fact that we didn’t SEE her die… They could bring her back. She could…
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Zombie Straight Razor
The last thing you want in a Zombie Apocalypse is a Close Shave… Good thing the Undead are still Dead… For the time being. But if not, this Straight Razor just might do the Trick. A 4.38″ Blade that…
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Christmas Zombie Elf on a Shelf
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO! It’s Elf on a Shelf, that Naughty No-Good Elf, being worse than ever, for this Elf is DEAD. Undead. A Zombie Elf that’s Hilarious, Mean, and Looking for Brains. It’s Zombie Elf, with Yellow-Blood-Shot Eyes, covered with Blood,…
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Zombie Buns Hotshort Underwear
LMAO! Whelp, this is a Take on Brains… Because when the Blood is Flowing, the only thing on a Zombie’s Mind is BUUUUUUUUNS! HA! Hotshort Underwear that are Sexy and Fun. Featuring Zombie Handprints, grabbing those Buns, and Green…
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Daryl Dixon Headless Wire Pendant
Walking Dead Fans take heed… For it’s a Daryl Dixon Wire Pendant that I hope, isn’t a Foreshadowing to come… (Negan!) Daryl Dixon like you’ve never seen him before… Headless! Made out of Wire, equipped with his Leather Jacket…
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Zombie Jesus Flask
LMAO! I’ll Drink to that! “Jesus Died for your Sins. Now he’s Back for your Brains!” HA! Wrong, Cool and Creepy, this Flask features Jesus as you’ve never seen him before… As a Bloody Zombie!… SWEET! Brushed Stainless Steel…
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Zombie Vs Werewolf Socks
LOL! There’s a Fight going on between your Feet… And it ain’t Toe Jam (at least this time). NOW, it’s the Attack of the Zombies versus the Werewolves with these Cool and Colorful Zombie vs. Werewolf Socks! Talk about…
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